Sacconejolys #10 Thrills, drills and contraceptive pills:the oh-so-hard life of a fake princess

[Scar14]

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His face is so smug it grosses me out.

“Look at my money makers”

He really can’t smile? The kids are gonna look back on these photos one day and wonder why no ones ever smiling (other than A with her big creepy smile).

iPads weren’t a thing when I was this young, when we went on long car journeys my mum would get me wordsearches & travel games & books to read. I understand times have changed & iPads are good for situations like this but if she’s gonna complain about it, there are other options!

 

[Fatima]

FFS woman, why did you give them the iPads in the first place then? If you did not want to listen to the same music over and over you could have prepared some music for everyone to listen to. But you've conditioned your children to 'need' an iPad when in the car for longer than 10 minutes. It could be completely different if you just cared enough.

I don’t know if it’s the same iPads but Emilia and Eduardo were gifted iPads in VidCon in LA I clearly remember, I think 4 years ago in 2015.
Yes, they used iPads from a long time ago.

 

[Eileen_2019]

Oh I know they were first gifted the IPads, but I meant, why take them on the trip ? Sing songs, play I Spy, count a certain colour car, talk to each other ....

 

[Eyesopened]

Can you imagine, the two eldest being asked by their teacher tomorrow, ‘ where did you go, what did you see in London?’ Their answer being Buckingham palace , ohhhh and a phone box......... the teacher then going into the staff room and saying “ yep, he over embellished yet again ’

Wonder if they have a score board in school of the times when his insta doesn’t match up to the kids reality ?

 

[Rookie]

Oh I know they were first gifted the IPads, but I meant, why take them on the trip ? Sing songs, play I Spy, count a certain colour car, talk to each other ....

THIS!!!

I have a 4 year old and to visit my parents, we have to drive for an hour and a half. We have some audio books of things like “The Gruffalo” for my daughter to listen to, or we play I spy (letters and colours), talk to her about school/friends etc etc. ENGAGE WITH HER!
Alessia is two (!!!!) and SJs have given her an iPad to entertain herself.
I don’t understand it. No interest in their own children.

 

[Fatima]

Oh I know they were first gifted the IPads, but I meant, why take them on the trip ? Sing songs, play I Spy, count a certain colour car, talk to each other ....

I was going on your direction , proving that it has been going on for years the fact that A and J have conditioned them to need an iPad.

 

[Eileen_2019]

I was going on your direction , proving that it has been going on for years the fact that A and J have conditioned them to need an iPad.

Oh, right, sorry. It's really sad that they can't even spend that hour in the car without screens. The kids on their iPads, the mum on her IG filming everythign, the dad probably filming some as well.... They never actually spend time together, there's always a screen or a lense between them.

THIS!!!

I have a 4 year old and to visit my parents, we have to drive for an hour and a half. We have some audio books of things like “The Gruffalo” for my daughter to listen to, or we play I spy (letters and colours), talk to her about school/friends etc etc. ENGAGE WITH HER!
Alessia is two (!!!!) and SJs have given her an iPad to entertain herself.
I don’t understand it. No interest in their own children.

Jonathan always goes on and on about how he can spend so much time with his kids and how lucky they are as a family and that it's better than the other dads who barely know their children. Does he know his kids? He's always talking over them (especially Eduardo) and he's very pushy. Like you said, does he even actually engage with them, instead of getting little clip for his precious vlog? Or mum, instead of taking a billion pictures, screaming the childrens names so they all look at the camera at the same time....?

It's so sad.

 

[lemonandlime]

How our stay-at-home-Princess sees her precious children:

 

[Linnyloo]

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His face is so smug it grosses me out.

“Look at my money makers”

No wonder Anna goes to bed at 8pm!

 

[DoseofReality]

How our stay-at-home-Princess sees her precious children:

Do an impression of Daddy before he gives you a cold shower.

 

[Bobsyouruncle]

I’m sorry but who advertises for a nanny on Instagram! They could afford the best there is! I find that shocking

 

[Bon Qui Qui]

I’m sorry but who advertises for a nanny on Instagram! They could afford the best there is! I find that shocking

Maybe all the local agencies have become aware of the cold shower abuse and have refused to work with them? I can't imagine any reputable nanny agency condoning punishing children with cold showers. And imagine the position that could put a potential nanny in if she was asked to punish their children in such a way.
They live in a small town right? I imagine word spreads fast around their town. I can't see any other reason he would be begging on IG for a nanny. Even with the low pay he's offering surely an agency could find them help. Something's fishy if you ask me.

 

[Mustard]

There are also specialist au pair agencies, but an au pair would find their house inaccessible for public transport purposes from what I’ve read.

 

[diygirl40]

This may sound awful but with their views dropping and soon the YouTube rules changing. I am looking forward to seeing them fall flat on their faces. Serves them right for using their children to make money.

Any nanny in their right mind would never work for this pair of useless beings...

 

[Pinchme]

There are also specialist au pair agencies, but an au pair would find their house inaccessible for public transport purposes from what I’ve read.

Also any nanny would have be to comfortable with being watched by numerous cameras all day every day, J is so dam freeky who knows where he has cameras hidden

He could offer me all the money in the world to be a nanny, and it would still be a No from me!

 

[Fatima]

Also any nanny would have be to comfortable with being watched by numerous cameras all day every day, J is so dam freeky who knows where he has cameras hidden

He could offer me all the money in the world to be a nanny, and it would still be a No from me!

Absolutely, and the Stacey Dooley documentary adds on.
I think he made the IG story as a last resort to find a nanny.

Maybe all the local agencies have become aware of the cold shower abuse and have refused to work with them? I can't imagine any reputable nanny agency condoning punishing children with cold showers. And imagine the position that could put a potential nanny in if she was asked to punish their children in such a way.
They live in a small town right? I imagine word spreads fast around their town. I can't see any other reason he would be begging on IG for a nanny. Even with the low pay he's offering surely an agency could find them help. Something's fishy if you ask me.

100% agree, there is something going on.

 

[whatamess123]

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Going to visit Zoe and Alfie??
oh hold on

I thought Alissa was over that digging stage....
Apparently not, ffs Anna use a nappy bag.

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*Shudders* ,it`s a faggot i`m sure ..Memories of school meals...

 

[Fizmozoo]

I’m sorry but who advertises for a nanny on Instagram! They could afford the best there is! I find that shocking

I don't think they can afford it, i think it's all an illusion that they like others to perceive. They are floating above water just by the skin off their teeth. If they were really as popular as they make out and as rich as they like others to believe, why have they no Nanny, no PA, no cleaner, don't pay for days out, don't pay for holidays etc. etc.. because they had to cut costs.
They make enough to keep afloat but there's no way they'll sustain it for much longer.
She Shops from Occado or whatever it's called to make it look like she's posh, but look at the other aspects of their lives, they cut corners in every way possible.
Credit is a great thing to give the illusion of riches. Materialistic things are all that matters to them to fake great wealth. But car rentals and free clothes and products from companies keep them looking like they're rich.
I don't for one minute believe they're rich or even close to it.

 

[whatamess123]

He really can’t smile? The kids are gonna look back on these photos one day and wonder why no ones ever smiling (other than A with her big creepy smile).

iPads weren’t a thing when I was this young, when we went on long car journeys my mum would get me wordsearches & travel games & books to read. I understand times have changed & iPads are good for situations like this but if she’s gonna complain about it, there are other options!

We used to the same ,for very long journeys.What`s wrong with getting them all to sing ,especially nursery rhymes with the little ones.No real interaction ,as per.Chuck a tablet at them ,and ,even the littluns will amuse themselves/heaven forbid princess should have to veer away from her phone or mirror!

 

[Bon Qui Qui]

I don't think they can afford it, i think it's all an illusion that they like others to perceive. They are floating above water just by the skin off their teeth. If they were really as popular as they make out and as rich as they like others to believe, why have they no Nanny, no PA, no cleaner, don't pay for days out, don't pay for holidays etc. etc.. because they had to cut costs.
They make enough to keep afloat but there's no way they'll sustain it for much longer.
She Shops from Occado or whatever it's called to make it look like she's posh, but look at the other aspects of their lives, they cut corners in every way possible.
Credit is a great thing to give the illusion of riches. Materialistic things are all that matters to them to fake great wealth. But car rentals and free clothes and products from companies keep them looking like they're rich.
I don't for one minute believe they're rich or even close to it.

I can't help but think of they were saving money by doing away with Anna's hired help she'd throw a fit that he didn't get rid of his Ferrari first. Does he still has that? The money they spend on monthly car expenses alone would more then cover the salaries of of Anna's hired help.
I'm the odd man out who thinks they have more money then we know. Maybe I'm wrong but I think J has done a good job of hiding some income from us with the fear we'd try to bring it down. I feel like little squid media is a front. I think he has sone other production company or something that we haven't been able to find. Maybe I'm way off.