Sacconejolys #10 Thrills, drills and contraceptive pills:the oh-so-hard life of a fake princess

[MellyMel]

I have 4 kids, teenager and triplets that are same age as Emilia. And I’ve been taking care of them pretty much on my own since triplets were born.
So I have zero tolerance against Anna’s moaning about having kids and dogs!
That woman is pathetic!!

 

[Fizmozoo]

The boat is sinking.
The Nanny was thrown under the bus after ShowerGate. The cleaner ran for the hills. Izzy's sister lasted a few days and rang in sick. The 'Team' was shipped off to London and their PA legged it.
There is no way they can sustain their 'Lie'style for much longer with the measly viewing figures the past few videos have gotten. Add into the mix YT new laws about to kick in and their viewers growing up and switching off.
What have they got left to keep afloat? They have no businesses, Anal has no talents or interests, JonBoy alludes to lots of projects but nothing ever materializes? They are living on big fake lie and will only hang on for a few months at best.
The actual kneck of them looking for a Nanny when they have nothing to do and nowhere to go all day. Two kids in school and one part time. What's so bloody hard? Your baby is reared in the woods with dogs. Licking the snots off his face because Anal can't even do that.
One week, one week of having to make beds, wash clothes, deal with four kids for less than two hours whilst your husband is sick and you need a Nanny?!! No, you need to put your kids first and actually parent like the rest of us.
You need to put the camera down and interact and actually hands on care for your children. Not under pay a friendliest friend to do your only one job!
The absolute audacity of them.

 

[Loulou211]

I just got blocked for voting no to jono’s insta fashion show

 

[lemonandlime]

Someone asked for Andrea to be replaced with an inanimate object in this picture the other day...

 

[Fizmozoo]

Get rid of these pests!! Who? People that speak the truth that you don't want floating around the internet because you want to cover your lies?? Doesn't work like that JonBoy. The Video evidence is out there. You did it. It's not made up.

 

[karenjet]

Anna needs a reality check. God I wish they still did UK Wife Swap.

My granny reared 12 kids in a 3 bedroom/1 bathroom house, and she never moaned half as much as Anna! I’d love to see a proper day in the life to see exactly what she does in a day.

4 kids? Two are in school full time, two part time, there are 2 full time parents and a nanny.

6 dogs? They have a dog walker. Did she honestly moan about having to hand wash their dishes? 5 minute job!

Massive house? They have a housekeeper ( or maybe not at the moment)

Life of fucking riley and she acts hard done by.

I do have to say the video Jonathan posted of Alessia on insta yesterday melted my heart. She is just adorable.

 

[Eyesopened]

 

[murphy]

This is great. The comedians respond in the comments and one of them even described the 'dad' character as having 'won influencer dad of the year'. Very obvious who the inspiration is here. There's even a nod to squid-esque commodification of illness/ tragedy .

 

[lemonandlime]

BABY GOES SHOPPING IN THE CITY VLOG RECRAP

Jonathan is taking Alessia to London. She looks so adorable and the way she talks is just the cutest. She's so articulate now, it's amazing. But I'll tell you what - she's been blabbing pretty much by herself for a solid 5 minutes, and for me it gets to the point where I'm like...there's only so much footage of other people's children doing the same thing over and over I want to see.

Meanwhile at the house Anna is getting ready to pick up the Es from school. She also want to go out for lunch with her Mom "because the babies are sleeping." Um, correction: it'S THE baby. Singular. Don't make up extra children, Alessia is off to London you moron. Oh, by the way, the nanny must have returned, or the sitter - Jonathan went to London with Alessia and Anna and her Mom are out...what happened to Andrea?!

Jonathan and Alessia are at this baby award thingie, but we don't see a whole lot of it. Anna and her Mom are in MORRISON's. She's making a big deal about wanting to buy free range chicken...organic chicken. OMG. If you really care, get your lazy ass to a butcher. Don't expect to find it in Morrison's and be all snobby when they obviously don't have it! Anna picked up Krispy Kremes... gotta fatten up those kids, right?

The Es are disappointed that there was a fire at the gym, so they couldn't go to gymnastics. I bet the only person who's actually disappointed is Anna, because this way she has to bed more time with them.

Jonathan put an old clip into the vlog... I reckon because it shows Alessia in her knickers and he hadn't really put any other content for the friendliest friends in there! He said the clip is too cute not to share... Nope...that really isn't why we get to see this! There is a toddler wiggling around not wearing nearly enough clothes.... This is all wrong.

The rant is awful: He's talking about how much he loves Alessia and how he feels the Es have had their time and have been featured in plenty of videos and now it's her turn. I'm so disgusted by that comment. He's basically saying the kids are only interesting/worthy for the camera when are two - four years old. AND HE IS FEARFUL WHEN ANDREA IS GONNA BE FOUR OR FIVE AND HE'S GOT NO MORE BABIES. It's not about them growing up, it's literally about youtube etc.
He also thinks in ten years time he could BECOME A GRANDFATHER! Jesus why would you even suggest Emilia could be having a baby at 17?!?!? Hoping for her to become a teen mom are you?!

 

[Fatima]

Does she want to look like jig saw or Quasimodo?
That bump....
#iswearididntgetfillersonmycheeks

 

[lmmomSD]

There's no way they'll keep it up for 12 weeks. Too much like hard work. And they have 4 kids and 6 dogs, don't you know! As well as trying to hustle for some brand deals, scripting and directing ads for the children to perform and wading through the thousands of applicants for a nanny and housekeeper.

@PurpleGorilla any news? Are you the new nanny yet?

If you have to shout about being charitable then you're doing it for the wrong reasons. Charity is about helping others not boosting your own ego.

They have a whole "cabin" full of stuff they could donate to children's wards for christmas presents. Clothes they could give to the homeless. Toiletries and beauty products for shelters. Doing a food job and donating it to the foodbank or buying a load of dog food and taking it to a shelter would be more charitable than any of their flashy ideas that they rope the 12 year old fangirls into too so they can boast all the more.

Even when Emilia suggests wanting to donate to charity, although I'm pretty sure that's part of the script, they use her name to get others to donate on justgiving rather than taking her to a local project and actually teaching her why charity is important.

Someone posted this in a US vlogger's forum, and it seemed very apt.

 

[Kombucha]

Just want to wish everyone lovely night with this lovely picture

 

[shadees]

I think Anna has done botox to her face.. Have you watched eyebrows how weird they look.
Here's Anna before and now.. Way more wrinkles before too. No one can remove so much wrinkles without having something done to their face.

Here's how she looked when she was raising her eyebrows in 2010.. completely different than the pic above

 

[Fizmozoo]

Get ready for 12 weeks of Amazon mentioned non stop. Clearly they've partnered up with Amazon to bleed their minions dry. He'll make money from the views and #ADs and the minions end up handing over their personal details probably to Amazon for marketing and end up with nothing from the SJ'S!
Sick ,selfish arseholes the pair of them. They always make out they're helping people to cover their blatant greed. They know full well their viewers would be moaning about ad after ad so they use this farce of a Christmas wishlist to manipulate them into thinking it's for a good cause.
Amazon will probably donate gifts for each ad they put up so it won't come out of their pocket at all!

 

[lemonandlime]

ADRESSING THE SITUATION UPDATE VLOG RECRAP

Buckle up, it's Anna's ED vlog: reloaded. I'm pissed off before the video even started, but let's see how bad today's offering is. We start with Anna cooking in the kitchen, apparently she's using up all of Jonathan's expensive wine and he's upset about it. Today he's given her cheap wine to cook with. I don't know what she's cooking, I don't care. I've watched her sautéing leeks for over 3 minutes. Honestly - if I wanted to see that, I'd put on the Food Network. While she's got her food on the stove, Anna is giving us an update about her ED. She tells us they both though her last ED video was impactful and really important and lots of people reached out...yeah bitch, and you never got back to any of the people who asked you for the help you offered.

She went to see a shrink after she lost interest in Eduardo...oh i'm sorry, I mean, she stopped breastfeeding but you know it's the same thing. She saw a shrink who wasn't specialised in EDs...and apparently she thinks she didn't recover because he helped but because she did her own research. I just wanna be horrible about it all because she is a horrible person but I don't want to say it's impossible to recover without help because it kind of happened like this for me. When I was anorexic in my teens I was dragged to a shrink and I hated the whole experience so much. My best friend was going through it as the time as well, she was even worse than me and had to be sectioned and force fed. Witnessing that scared me straight - I didn't feel comfortable to talk about myself with a virtual stranger, let alone end up in a clinic with a feeding tube, that somehow, I managed to help myself get better.
Anyway, here's Anna saying how an ED is like death sentence and that she was told that she will struggle with it for the rest of her life. Yes. I can relate to that so very much, I don't think I will ever have a totally normal relationship with food again.
But get this - Anna knows, okay? She knows how EDs can mess you up for life. She's so aware of it...SO WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE DO ALL OF THIS TO HER KIDS?!

She's now getting help from an ED recovery coach... She had one call with the coach had she feels like she's done a huge turnaround. I'm happy for anyone who gets help...but...but.... I want her to shut up. Because I don't believe her. One session with a coach is unlikely to change everything. I'm not psychologist but... she's had an ED for literally half her life... it's not getting cured by one phone call. That's not how it works. It's just not. I feel a bit offended by this, she's basically saying if you spend enough money on the right therapist, you'll be fine in the span of a week!!!! I think she means well, I really do - but I think she's going about it all wrong. She's also contradicting herself quite a bit but ugh, I also may have lost the plot at some point, it was such a long rant.

And now for Jonathan's rant. He calls her ED Anna's dark passenger. Guess his own intermittent fasting is the stowaway then. Jonathan says he feels he's very knowledgable on EDs now. Shut up now, you have no qualifications whatsoever, your wife is a feeder, you don't eat normal and your poor children are exposed to all this shit.



PS: This is gonna be my last recrap until October 17th cause I'm going to Italy for a week

 

[gloriouscheesecake]

Exactly! She very obviously dislikes kids and acts towards her own kids like an auntie that chose not to have kids!

honestly don't know why the fuck they had four children in the first place, Anna obviously can't cope. Not a fan of Anna, and I've said this before, I honestly don't think Anna wanted anymore children after Eduardo. She is so distant with the A's and often E2. Emilia is their golden child, who can do no wrong. I really do think they should've stopped at Emilia. After the miscarriage, Anna fell pregnant so quickly, she can't have given herself time to recover and I really don't think that helped with her relationship with Alessia. And stopping breastfeeding after exactly 12 months then thinking Andrea no longer needs her? That's not very maternal. Your child will always need you no matter how old they are. The fact that she can't cope with all four of them on her own for one day while J is ill, is very telling and very sad. She doesn't know how easy she has it. She doesn't have to go out to work, she doesn't have to sacrifice her own meals so that her kids can eat, she doesn't have to live on £50 a week, she doesn't have to work less hours so she can claim the right benefits, she's not a single parent, she has a husband who stays at home. She has it easy, she needs to get a grip. She choose to have four kids and a big house. Get on with it Anna and think about those who are struggling, who just about scrape by, who are single mums, who barely make ends meet. Stop whining Anna.

 

[Bon Qui Qui]

How is this enough food for 2 adults and 4 children?!
I cook more than that for just me and my husband!

I'm convinced the kids don't ever eat what she cooks for her and Jonathan. They all hate vegetables so there's no chance they're eating this. She probably will have J get them Mcd's or she'll make pasta per usual.

Random but does it bug the hell out of anyone else the way she pokes and prods the food in the pan literally every single time she videos herself "stirring" her food??! like just give it a proper stir ya twat!!!

 

[lemonandlime]

Vlog Recap: MY BOTOX EXPERIENCE! MOM OF 4!

gonna attempt to a recap of the vlog. Don't I'll think I'll be able to capture everything as @lemonandlime does but I'm gonna try!

First up, what up with the title. Who cares if you're a mum of 4. Got nothing to do with the video.

So vlog starts with Anna in the bathroom and 6.52am with a full face of makeup. She says she wants to document her journey to share with others and be honest. She says shes been accused of having botox, fillers, nose jobs etc. Says she doesn't agree with changing your god given body but is off for botox so... Some rambling about her lines and her mum not agreeing. She had to be finished breastfeeding to have it done and that was present to herself for finishing breastfeeding. The shows her forehead/worry lines and rambles so more about them. She wants to look pre-babies on her face. she doesn't care about her body though. she made peace with it having changed. Right ok anna, sure. Then she says this: 'my weight's just gone'. I'm guessing her she means her prebaby weight. What flipping stupid comment for someone to make who suffers with ED and is trying to get better and dumb for J to leave it.

Eduardo comes into the bathroom. She strokes his head and says 'i just wanna look like this, is that too much to ask, like a five year old'. Like what? ok then. Alessia then appears, sucking her thumb, anna: 'hello grumpy pants'.

Next we're at the clinic and Anna's getting her before pics done and jonathan says: 'about to get her first botox, she's about to turn into emilia'. Nice J. The doctor explains whats going to happen before removing her makeup. what a waste of makeup. She then dots annas forehead so she knows where to inject her. She then proceeds to inject annas forehead many, many times and its all puffy. Which explains why she was caked in makeup whilst in bed sick. J makes so not nice comments. He should just shut up. I do think Dr Marjan (is that how you spell it) was very nice and professional.

Anna then updates on day three, the day after everyone was sick. she's really excited that she can see a difference. There is like a minuscule difference and she can no longer frown. She says when she moves her face it feels like she has a face mask on. Eurgh. She doesn't do anymore updates and it jumps to two weeks later.

Now its two weeks later and she back for a checkup. She can't frown or raise her eyebrows now. so the botox must've worked. Tbh I wouldn't want not to be able to raise my eyebrows or frown. Her head is now really smooth and she says: 'i look like andrea." Also andrea is just wandering around the room, looking at stuff. Doubt anyone's paying attention to him seeing as J is filming, which is focused on Anna and Anna is talking to the the doctor. Anna this what she really need after breastfeeding, makes out breastfeeding was horrible.

Then we're in the kitchen and talking about how anna feels now. she's happier. j's hair transplants gets a mention. they say the're not promoting botox like 3 or 4 times. she talks about breastfeeding being a sacrifice. you sacrifice your body and your sleep and she 4 times for 12 months. then jon brings up the baby they lost by saying 4 and half times for the miscarriage baby because her body went through all the changes. i'm not sure she was impressed with that comment as such because says but i didn't breastfeed. i don't why he even had to bring it up. they were talking about breastfeeding and botox. i don't see where the baby they lost comes into it.

Anyway you can't do anything like this while breastfeeding and getting botox was the light at the end of the tunnel. she wants to look 24, they way she did before she had four children. At first her face felt frozen and like she was wearing a mask. now it feels fine. Apparently no one said anything or noticed. No say anything online after it was done. She's got to be lying. they read here and we called it after she did that story on insta lying in bed when she was sick covered in makeup. Apparently sugar is poison according to anna.

one comment that she makes while they're talking about why she wanted to document it is: 'why hide it, why lie about it?' she denied it and hid for 2 weeks! lol. J says after they you can leave comments if you've had anything done, :'i happy with my 24yr old wife, back to where you were before you had kids.' and she responds with: 'Im so annoyed with you jonathan, so annoyed.' her face may not show anger but her eyes sure look crazy AF.

After that just babble about the sjxmas help.

Hope this recap was ok!

Just add the video has been up 2hrs and has only got 15k views. That is a lot but they 1.9mil subs. A youtuber who i'm subbed to put his latest video up at the same time and its got 110k views. I think they're starting to struggle.

thanks!!!!
I'm back on Thursday, I was just standing on the balcony for a half an hour stealing someone's WiFi cause it's currently broken at my hotel and I just had to see the Botox show.

Four things that made me... react.....
1. She thought about getting a nose job, but changed her mind because she's got her dad's nose and "it's an Italian nose". What the fuck?! She doesn't even have an aquiline nose and nothing about her looks particularly Italian... I mean honestly, who looks at that witch and thinks she's Italian? She's just as German, too.

2. Jonathan saying "she's getting turned into Emilia" well... she's got the waxed vagina to match, might as well fix the forehead, too. It's creepy though how Jonathan is obsessed with his wife looking like his seven year old daughter. He has sex with his wife (or at least he did five times lol)... does she only do it for him when she reminds him of a child? That is a train of thought I don't even want to follow.

3. She mentioned her monthly wax several times, my god, even in front of the doctor! How many people do you know that walk into a room and announce to everyone that they get their lady parts waxed every month?!

4. Anna said she breastfed 4x and Jonathan corrects her "well, 4,5 times, because of the miscarriage.......". No you stupid fucking idiot the witch did absolutely not breastfeed the miscarriage!!!! Was it really necessary to bring it up AGAIN?! In a Botox Video?! Good lord. Why?! Is there anyone who earns the big bucks everytime he name drops Squid somehow?!

Also, I love how Anna thought she looked better and got compliments.... errr... she's not been on tattle then? That day of the fire... she's looked her absolute worst ever and that was A week after the Botox so there's that.

 

[lemonandlime]

It's a bit early and I think I've suggested something similar as a Thread title before but I just thought of an improvement (I hope lol) for it so before I forget it:

SJ#11 - The Chronicles of Botoxia: The Liar, The Witch and the Wardo

 

[lemonandlime]

Those cheek fillers... she's halfway there! And just as creepy.