Good morning, my apples are on display in a lounge wear kinda way, but with a super busy working women flair. I'm making French toast this morning that causes one of my kids to go into a tailspin of horror, not knowing what it is. I put 42 tablespoons of sugar on it, it's not like he can taste the bread. JONATHAN tries to pretend to be French, I just let him, clown, it's not like I'm entertaining the kids right now, I've got to bend over in my short, shorts to cut this bread. Now I'm laughing at our own personal story, OMG we are so funny. Here JONATHAN talks about how poor he was and how he had to go to Germany to go to school because he was so poor. On top of that, he mocked them when they understood English perfectly, I just love him. JONATHAN is still talking and speaking German, guys remember he can't even read or write. JONATHAN just called me Italian, this is why I stay. Now I pet my grungy dogs, they are just so cute and full of fungus. Alessia, do you like it? SEE, SEE what did I tell you it's just bread with eggs and tons of sugar. It's not like I'm trying to feed them healthy food like pasta. I'm feeding the other one that didn't want it, bread and Nutella. I remember the good old days when she ate a bagel with cream cheese and salmon, glad that's over. Here I do a commercial for a brand called Bear or Go Ape, it doesn't matter, it's packed with sugar, it's naturally occurring, but thank god it's not an actual piece of fruit no one wants that. At least it's got over a teaspoon of sugar in a single pack, it's natural though, naturally. Especially when you've already had 42 teaspoons of sugar this morning alone, oh look it came with hats and bags. I ask Edie to set the table, I still don't see a difference but they did it. So guys we made salted caramel cookies because clearly, they don't get enough snacks during the day. Andrea always wants two of everything, so I make sure to give it to him so he'll have type two diabetes for his fifth birthday, say please. Now I'm gonna sit here and fix my hair and talk about my new curling wand, but before I do I'm gonna talk about how hot it is. I mean we are so rich, but we don't have the money to put in a fan or a wall unit for some A/C. I mean we used to have something similar, but they disappeared. Now I put brown on my face, lot's of it, to look brownish orange, such a nice tan color, and lots of shimmer. I don't know what I'm going to do when I'm actually old. Old people can't wear shimmer, like not at all!! Even though the beauty experts say you can, you can't, it's gonna get in your wrinkles. I mean I already have wrinkles but my dentist botox's them. Here I rub an eye pencil in a damaging way over my eye's. Now I just talk about random stuff and look at myself in the mirror. I have about 58 layers of makeup on so that when one layer melts off I have another one still intact. I talk about my hair here, and it's boring. Now JONATHAN is taking my picture in my early 80s throwback, and now I have to go. Oh, I made fish pie for dinner that the foxes ate. Night y'all JONATHAN is now going to talk for the last part of the video and you might want to turn it off. I know I did, there's only so much of him I can take.
grooming them to think everyone is a friend, right from birth.. no stranger danger lessons there then!
