Hi guys, JONATHAN is showing the kids off this morning. We are really working hard to make sure our kids are insulin resistant by 16. Next, I try on these dresses from a brand that was willing to pay us. Oh look it's in my color wheel and fits, I will make sure these go in the back of the closet. Also, the company said these are good for birthday parties, christenings, and baby showers that I never attend. I do a small commercial for them where I will at least send one customer to their site, ER, she'll buy anything I shell out. ANDREA, ANDREA, THERE'S A BAG OVER HERE! I say that a million times here, but no one's listening. I'm having them help put away the groceries, I mean I'm having them unbag the groceries because that makes sense. Tomorrow night I'm going out with a friend, I make a really big deal about it because I have no life. We have to be home by at least 10 because I have work in the morning. I have no idea what work I have, but I'm gonna say it. JONATHAN and I will be going out the next night, I'm going to be exhausted for the next couple of weeks from over-exertion. Here I try to say that when pasta is cooked al dente that it's really good for you, that's why we eat pasta every night because I'm Italian and absolutely everyone in Italy is free from diabetes and heart issues because we eat our pasta al dente, it's like a super food y'all. We don't need vegetables or fruit when we've got pasta. Now I raise my voice at JONATHAN because I've seen she hulk the trailer on Mark Ruffalo's insta account, please love me, Mark Ruffalo, please. JONATHAN is talking, ignore that, I'm scooping out massive amounts of health food. I'm singing here to intrupt JONATHANS story. Everyone set the table, that means nothing, because our table is never really set. The look I give here is what's making our channel die. Here JONATHAN is telling a story about his mother fearing pasta, that's true guys, you can tell he was straightly raised on potato's alone. I love feeding the foxes, because the kids fear my pasta too. Look how close it's gotten to me, I can't wait to get bitten, I mean pet it. Here is clip, set to music, of the foxes because I can't come up with anything else. I end the vlog with showing off my apples sweater that is actually pajamas, but I wear around the house, which most people would call lounge wear, but I don't know what that is because I work so hard. Give it a like and comment, because it's looking bleak guys.