Rvkloves #38 Never not being a dick

[#kindlygifted]

She did a thing. She made a Weel. Gold star for Becky.
It’s not only untidy. It’s filthy AF. How do you do that in one weekend?
Also, the phrase “trailer campervan” needs to gain some traction in society. It’s not like there isn’t another word for that well used method of holidaying. Oh wait….
Seriously though, what a ridiculously pretentious twattish thing to say. It’s a bleeping caravan you dick. A minging one at that!

 

[Libertine]

Also, the phrase “trailer campervan” needs to gain some traction in society. It’s not like there isn’t another word for that well used method of holidaying. Oh wait….
Seriously though, what a ridiculously pretentious twattish thing to say. It’s a bleeping caravan you dick. A minging one at that!

Just think, if Becks hadn’t been in such an obscene rush to have a wedding, buy a house and ruin a garden, she could have had an ACTUAL campervan holiday around America, Australia and even New Zealand.

 

[IndominusRex]

Has she hidden comments?

 

[WhittlingIhopMonkey]

I wonder if she has food-cold-maker or food-hot-maker in her trailer-campervan. Be handy for sleeping-outside-of-your-house-in-a-field holidays.

 

[Lola7286]

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40 min walk to Lyme Regis and a steep walk, has to get her steps in even when on holiday.

How the mighty fall - no more Soho Farmhouse, instead £25 a night at a campsite in a cramped van with two kiddos. I’d rather stay at home

Haha tell me more about your trailer tent. It sounds perfect for my husband to sleep in!

We went on a camping holiday last year when our daughter had just turned 2. We booked a top of the range camper van with flushing toilet, shower, 2 x double beds, table which seated 4 etc etc plus had a foldaway table and chairs for outside. And that was cramped with the 3 of us. And I never let it get in a mess because you just can’t with that little space (and because I’m not filthy!)
This is also the only holiday my daughter has ever had. Partly because of covid. Partly because of cost. I don’t even want to count how many holidays Freya has had in her short lifetime.

 

[Dippyspaniel]

Were they all asleep by 7 then? If she has a 2 1/2 year old and a 7 month old and they are all sleeping in one small camper van how do sleeping arrangements work. Sorry, it doesn't strike me as fun or relaxing.
At least if you go camping in the summer you can sit outside and have a few drinks etc. It was bloody freezing at night this weekend.

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Were they all asleep by 7 then? If she has a 2 1/2 year old and a 7 month old and they are all sleeping in one small camper van how do sleeping arrangements work. Sorry, it doesn't strike me as fun or relaxing.
At least if you go camping in the summer you can sit outside and have a few drinks etc. It was bloody freezing at night this weekend.

She will have been asleep so she could get up bright and early the next morning to get her steps in. She doesn’t drink either.

 

[Painsnail]

I feel stressed just looking at them all crammed into that caravan

 

[Dippyspaniel]

She will have been asleep so she could get up bright and early the next morning to get her steps in. She doesn’t drink either.

Someone needs to slip a tequila in her green smoothie. Might make her a bit more interesting.

 

[Libbie]

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40 min walk to Lyme Regis and a steep walk, has to get her steps in even when on holiday.

How the mighty fall - no more Soho Farmhouse, instead £25 a night at a campsite in a cramped van with two kiddos. I’d rather stay at home

Trailer campervan, do we think she’s means caravan??? …quite possibly the musty thing that’s currently wasting away on the drive!

 

[Dippyspaniel]

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40 min walk to Lyme Regis and a steep walk, has to get her steps in even when on holiday.

How the mighty fall - no more Soho Farmhouse, instead £25 a night at a campsite in a cramped van with two kiddos. I’d rather stay at home

Are children even allowed at Soho Farm?

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Trailer campervan, do we think she’s means caravan??? …quite possibly the musty thing that’s currently wasting away on the drive!

Trailer campervan has to make it into the next title - is it like bouquet vs bucket on keeping up appearances

 

[Meringue22]

Trailer campervan has to make it into the next title - is it like bouquet vs bucket on keeping up appearances

I quoted Mrs Bucket to someone a tad younger than me the other day. Whoosh….it went over her head made me feel ancient

 

[MissTeddy]

our current thread title really nails it … she is truly never not being a dick.

A trailer camper van ? Is she just making up words now.
Did they take a ’portable duvet‘ (sleeping bag) and a ‘wardrobe on wheels’ (suitcase).

 

[Skewbedu]

"Trailer Campervan" is the new "Mee-crow-wah-vay" a la Nigella Lawson.

What a giant pair of tosspots they are.

 

[Wint01]

"Trailer Campervan" is the new "Mee-crow-wah-vay" a la Nigella Lawson.

What a giant pair of tosspots they are.

At least Nigella was taking the pi55.

 

[Sw4]

"Trailer Campervan" is the new "Mee-crow-wah-vay" a la Nigella Lawson.

What a giant pair of tosspots they are.

Not comparable... Nigella was just being a bit silly. I mispronounce things on purpose all the time too because I have an idiotic sense of humour like that.

Whereas Grabby has zero sense of humour and is genuinely trying to make out she's 10x posher than everyone else. In her head she doesn't use nappies, she uses excrement holders. She doesn't use the loo, she uses a water carrier. head.

 

[Skewbedu]

Not comparable... Nigella was just being a bit silly. I mispronounce things on purpose all the time too because I have an idiotic sense of humour like that.

Whereas Grabby has zero sense of humour and is genuinely trying to make out she's 10x posher than everyone else. In her head she doesn't use nappies, she uses excrement holders. She doesn't use the loo, she uses a water carrier. head.

I meant that it was one of those phrases that we will be using for ages because it's ludicrous. But I take your point too.

 

[Sw4]

I meant that it was one of those phrases that we will be using for ages because it's ludicrous. But I take your point too.

Ah right yeah I agree . Atm everything Grabby does is absolutely ludicrous, she used to be mainly just irritating but now I think she's genuinely lost the plot!

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Waffy’s face on those photos you can tell he’s never seen a cake before and Bentos is far too close to the candles for my liking