Rvk Loves #42 You Got this Oil Change Mama

[Meringue22]

Well Grabby’s idea of baking is packet mix brownies so ….yeah.

So this is how I think it goes in Sterling Towers, Grabby‘s latest titbit has given us quite the insight…

I think she eats at 5pm with the children, puts Frah to bed and I think she then goes up to bed with Waffy in her bedroom at 7ish And they both sleep in there… Unless he genuinely does sleep in his corridor of neglect?

Then I think Benjamino sits up, watching his “boys tv” and browsing porn hub until retiring to the spare room.

Then Grabs springs out of bed at 5.30am ready for a bracing run round South Hemel / North Watford in the dark before she’s allowed to break her fast a 9am.

Ben does some more boys stuff e.g. WORK whilst Grabby pushes the world‘s largest buggy manically around to justify having some lunch.

So dreamy.

Browses pornhub

 

[okdo2022]

So the 3.5 year old can’t walk without being strapped into her buggy all day but can bake a lemon cake all by herself. All she needs help with is weighing ingredients.

I just can’t…

The housewife training is going well then!!!!

 

[Justine]

The housewife training is going well then!!!!

Well she'll meet her husband in about 8 and a half years now if she follows Mama's {traditions} so no time to waste...

 

[Justcyrious]

I bet she’s travelling the day after F’s vaccine, hence the question.

We also have the explanation why F’s hair is never done: Grabby only does it when F asks her to

 

[SmashAndDash]

Oh look, Christmas is done so onto the next commercial celebration…the heart jumper only gets worn around valentines she’s so predictable it’s stupid.

 

[Charlotte_Sometimes]

And someone needs to remind her that she’s the adult, not her daughter! (Re doing her hair).

 

[Skewbedu]

What 3.5 year old wants their hair done? Jesus wept!

Also can that truly unfortunate child please have a new skirt? I can't imagine it gets washed much, if at all, so it must smell quite luscious by now. Sort of 'Eau de damp house/musky'

 

[MissTeddy]

Straggly, messy plaits = done hair???

Why on earth would you let a 3 year old dictate when her hair is styled?
Its a non negotiable.

 

[clapacake]

Imagine only doing your child’s hair when they ask you to it’s basically care (or not apparently).

 

[Pass_the_popcorn#2]

So she’s not checking her daughters hair regularly for visitors then

 

[Meringue22]

Straggly, messy plaits = done hair???

Why on earth would you let a 3 year old dictate when her hair is styled?
Its a non negotiable.

So when it looks tit who did it? Grabby?

 

[Skewbedu]

I bet Bentos is so embarrassed by Mumma's hairdressing that she just refuses the offer. When she wants her hair done I bet she trots off to Granny's.

 

[twolittlegeese]

Beetroot hummus reminding her of Australia….. does she really read her captions back and think, ‘yep! That’s a good’un!’

 

[okdo2022]

That wrap looks so dry and bland.

 

[Crazycatlady18]

That wrap looks so dry and bland.

Like Becky

 

[tacotaco]

“..jazz up lunches in an act of self care”

what??!

 

[MissTeddy]

“..jazz up lunches in an act of self care”

what??!

I know ….is this English shes speaking? What on earth is she on about?

 

[FlowersintheRain]

I love a bit of beetroot hummus, can’t say its ever made me think of Australia {and yea grabby, I may be a pleb but I’ve been there too}

 

[nettleteareader]

Well she'll meet her husband in about 8 and a half years now if she follows Mama's {traditions} so no time to waste...

Put like that it's even more shocking. I still can't get my head around anyone thinking it was ok for Grabs to have a relationship with Benpecked at that age

 

[Faceymcfacey]

Now she's curing cancer.. it would be funny if it wasn't wildly offensive