Did she open that Hello fresh box and suddenly think ‘tit! I’m meant to advertise this!’ You can see its already been opened when it’s on the doorstep
But also there are peonies in the vase on the kitchen island and she’s wearing some sort of cardigan. Clearly it’s ages old and a rehash!
Why is he holding it so weirdly? Could it be that his thumb is so disgustingly dirty that it had to be hidden? Such a dirty fingernail on his forefinger - gross!
And the comments about the kids sleeping so they could eat it rushing….bizarre!
I bet every single trip of theirs involves rushing from place to place, getting that perfect Insta shot with the right props (including the kids), with absolutely no time to just sit and BE. Has she ever mentioned chilling on the beach with a book? Or having a snooze in the afternoon after a relaxing morning by the pool? Granted I know these things are kind of impossible with small kids but she was like this before having them.
I used to think it was really odd that they traveled as a couple so regularly yet only read their kindles (and ordered a Sainsbury’s delivery) whilst away and never actually explored many of the countries visited.
Once it was realised all those trips they took before the children were gifted stays - the ones where she was a honeymoon travel writer (I use the word ‘writer’ very loosely here), unless something was included as part of the stay, they clearly either never had the funds to explore or they didn’t want to. So whilst she’s visited a lot of places, she is not well travelled. Sitting in a resort is not travelling, especially if you see nothing beyond it!
As for the gelato, when she mentioned the honey ice cream, all I could think of was the conception bee pollen stories and I suddenly felt very queasy!