The whole concept of the POV seems forced. She's sitting there in broad daylight. There says there is birdsong, which is acting upon the senses as some kind of balm, which makes me think its morning? Having a cup of tea. Because its morning. But then you have a book you're reading, and you are going to press some flowers when the moon rises. Implying that its nearly night time. It doesn't really all come together. Feels confusing and disorienting, like AI tried to write something meaningful lol. I don't feel immersed in this POV
Ruby Granger #38 Oh Jesus, Ruby's off to Jesus
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At least she's consistent with it; none of her writing ever bears any relation to the physics of reality. It's always tit like:
"I can see my reddened hands in my pockets as the moonlight blinds me through the mist. I can hear the howling wind outside.
I take off my sunglasses as I pour myself a mug of green tea and prepare a sandwich. Emmeline enters the cellar behind me and I see the perfect braids of her golden-viridian hair glinting in the daylight like the stalks of wheat depicted in Van Gogh's painting.
"Rayberline Frobisher, you really do think you're the brightest person here, don't you?" Emmeline sneered.
I pivoted my neck and took off my glasses to meet her gazing eyes.
"I have the same amount of hours in a day as you do, Emmeline," I said, sighfully. "It's not my fault you choose to waste them."
The haze of sunset reflects off my prescription spectacles as the birds chirped joyfully in the distance. The air is still and calm, as it has been all day.
Emmeline huffed and turned to leave the room, practically knocking me over as she stormed past me like a sedate hurricane of anger.
Some people are just jealous, mummy always told me. As I rubbed my eyes to adjust my contact lens and turned to head indoors, I knew she was right."
Someone needs to tell her that she doesn't have a gift for writing. I sometimes wonder if she even enjoys writing. Or even reading, for that matter. Is it a true passion? Or is the whole 'bookish' thing just part of an identity that she can't let go of? The performative yet half-arsed way she goes about presenting her interests seems to be the very reason that these threads exist 
Has anyone seen gilmore girls? I want someone to sit her down like Logans dad did to Rory and just say "listen you cant write you either need to work harder or find a new dream" she isnt this child prodigy anymore. Weirdly enough I think Ruby would react the same way Rory did and just quit everything
This exactly. It enables her to keep on living her very cushty lifestyle.
Did ruby send you an exclusive first copy of her new book?
She did! It came just in time as I was running low on toilet paper.
Am I making it up or didn’t Ruby have a very brief Gilmore Girls phase? I seem to remember it was part of her ‘Autumn is my most FYAVOURITE season’ schtick. I can see her being all over the first few seasons at least, although I can’t imagine Ruby would like what happens to Rory later on.
She did latch onto it as part of her fake VARRY AUTOMMINAL ASSTATTIC, but every reference she made to it was to things that happened in the first episode. I imagine she watched half an episode and that was that.
There's this youtuber I watch called ShaelinWrites. She reminds me a lot of Ruby except she's older and has her life together xD and her writing is better and has actually been published.
Read this as 'turned my head indoors' which makes sense after the pivoting neck. I picture all of Ruby's characters having detachable body parts like Mr Potato Head.
Great piece of writing though.
She did but it was dropped very quickly.
I don’t know what she’s trying to show off here - the filthy grout, the burnt-on splatters, or the 
oh so dainty portion of food she’s cooking. I mean they’re all 
but I’d still like to know what she’s looking to accomplish here.
oh so dainty portion of food she’s cooking. I mean they’re all but I’d still like to know what she’s looking to accomplish here.
Honestly I’m still shocked he has any career on social media. She sucks so muchI don’t know what she’s trying to show off here - the filthy grout, the burnt-on splatters, or the
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Wake me up when a new video drops
I’m guessing someone’s called her out on the Five Guys and the leather bags, plural, so she’s doubling down on the performative veganism. It’s her normal level of tedious, squared.
also, *POV: you’re in Roobee’s filthy kitchen, watching her wait for the sugar syrup to burn and wondering when that stove last saw a brush
Wake me up when a new video drops
I’m guessing someone’s called her out on the Five Guys and the leather bags, plural, so she’s doubling down on the performative veganism. It’s her normal level of tedious, squared.also, *POV: you’re in Roobee’s filthy kitchen, watching her wait for the sugar syrup to burn and wondering when that stove last saw a brush
Seems like she's feeling especially insecure about her bull today. She's also uploaded a TikTok in which she gives a tour of all the tabs she JANUINELY HAD YOPEN WHOILE WROYTING AND RESAAARCHING.oic she’s making dandelion honey, which is a VEEGAN HONNY SOBSTITOOT, of course it makes total sense that you would only make about a tablespoonful of it because it has SUGAR in it
Wake me up when a new video drops
also, *POV: you’re in Roobee’s filthy kitchen, watching her wait for the sugar syrup to burn and wondering when that stove last saw a brush
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She quite obviously intentionally opened a bunch of browser windows with what she thought would be an eclectic selection of diverse and VARRY INTALLIGANT REESAARCH SOBJACKTS to try to make herself seem smart and productive.
She clearly forgot that she accidentally shows her actual browser tabs in almost every vlog, and it's always just 4 instances of the same Notion page, a Google search for some basic words, a couple of study guides for whatever she's pretending to read and an incriminating YouTube video tab or two.
her 'POV' tik toks are the most 'your unemployed friend at 1pm on a tuesday' things i've ever seenoic she’s making dandelion honey, which is a VEEGAN HONNY SOBSTITOOT, of course it makes total sense that you would only make about a tablespoonful of it because it has SUGAR in it
Wake me up when a new video drops
also, *POV: you’re in Roobee’s filthy kitchen, watching her wait for the sugar syrup to burn and wondering when that stove last saw a brush
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RE her latest tiktok: do you think she knows what funny means because having a tab open about a glove and the origin of name are hardly at the apex of comedy
New video's up.
The dirt and detritus on display when Ruby changes her sheets for the first time in god knows how long...
She takes this sheet off to reveal there's another sheet underneath it for some reason?
I thought at first that it was a mattress topper/mattress protector, but it looks like a standard sheet haphazardly tossed on there. Naturally she just leaves this filthed-up sheet on there and doesn't even pretend that she's going to wash it.
She confirms (not that we needed any confirmation) that she didn't bother washing her new gifted sheets/duvet cover either and puts them all on her bed straight out of the packaging. She also reveals that she received a fitted sheet, a flat sheet and duvet cover set (which she puts on all at once, leaving her with three sheets on the bed for some reason), so the haul comes to even more than initially thought - the 2 new sheets and duvet cover set come to £350 total...
(Edit: Checking the footage again and she seems to pull 2 complete bedding bundles of different colours out of the box. These bundles are between £250 and £300 each on their website. £550-600 for two sets of bedding. Ridiculous. And they'll never get washed, ever.)
The rest of the video is the usual baffling and painfully dull incompetence. It's sponsored, yet she's not bothered putting any effort into the video despite being paid for it. Audio levels are all over the place, there's mid-word/mid-sentence cuts everywhere and she ducks up the url for the site she's being sponsored by.
"It's dobble-yeu dobble-yeu DOT ingognee dot com...forward-slash ryooobeee," she says, offering up a wildly different url than the one on-screen. I guess they didn't pay her enough to say the third 'w', or to get her own unique url code right.
(Just checking. Nope, not a valid url.)
Despite getting a sizeable amount of cash from the company, lazy fuckwit Ruby couldn't be bothered with a second take of this footage.
She also still can't pronounce the word "percent" and butchers it multiple times.
She claims she had friends round for "BRONCH", but there's zero footage of this, so we can assume that none of her imaginary friends visited her swampy cesspool of a house for "BRONCH" or any other reason.
Not happy with making sure she's got a gifted RAMADEE KYOMBYOOCHAAAH posed in frame when she's morosely tapping away at her keyboard, she spends the majority of an outdoor section cutting between various shots of her waving the can at the camera for no reason other than to advertise it without any declaration.
That's three separate shots of her posing with a gifted can. No declaration whatsoever.
It's "the next day" and Ruby includes this shot of her alarm going off and some on-screen text to says she "overslept!!". Only she's clearly awake and filming... So she blatantly woke up at 7, grabbed her camera, set an alarm just to film it going off, all to give the appearance that getting up at 7:30 is INCRADDIBLY LYATE FOR HAAHR! SHE'S NYOT LOIKE OTHA ONAMPLOYED PEEPOL! SHE AWHLWHEYS WAKES OPP AT 5AM!
She blames this completely fictional bout of oversleeping for her not being able to book a driving test.
Ruby seems to think people will believe this second day was around 97 hours long and she JANUINELY didn't just cobble together footage from multiple days and make up a bunch of off-screen events as usual.
She gets changed from her pyjamas into this outfit. It's creased and covered in stains, as usual. Ruby claims she went for a driving lesson in this and was dropped off at "waaahrk".
She returns from these off-screen activities that JANUINELY HAPPENED ON THIS DYAY, HONNASTLEEE! Her outfit has spontaneously changed.
She then claims she wrote for hours, read for hours, cooked dinner, had a shower, then read some more and wrote for hours more!
Her videos somehow get more boring every time. Her miserable face says it all. There's nothing going on in her life but a never-ending string of completely uneventful days full of nothing but performative lies and wasting away in her squalid room.
The dirt and detritus on display when Ruby changes her sheets for the first time in god knows how long...
She takes this sheet off to reveal there's another sheet underneath it for some reason?
I thought at first that it was a mattress topper/mattress protector, but it looks like a standard sheet haphazardly tossed on there. Naturally she just leaves this filthed-up sheet on there and doesn't even pretend that she's going to wash it.
She confirms (not that we needed any confirmation) that she didn't bother washing her new gifted sheets/duvet cover either and puts them all on her bed straight out of the packaging. She also reveals that she received a fitted sheet, a flat sheet and duvet cover set (which she puts on all at once, leaving her with three sheets on the bed for some reason), so the haul comes to even more than initially thought - the 2 new sheets and duvet cover set come to £350 total...
(Edit: Checking the footage again and she seems to pull 2 complete bedding bundles of different colours out of the box. These bundles are between £250 and £300 each on their website. £550-600 for two sets of bedding. Ridiculous. And they'll never get washed, ever.)
The rest of the video is the usual baffling and painfully dull incompetence. It's sponsored, yet she's not bothered putting any effort into the video despite being paid for it. Audio levels are all over the place, there's mid-word/mid-sentence cuts everywhere and she ducks up the url for the site she's being sponsored by.
"It's dobble-yeu dobble-yeu DOT ingognee dot com...forward-slash ryooobeee," she says, offering up a wildly different url than the one on-screen. I guess they didn't pay her enough to say the third 'w', or to get her own unique url code right.
(Just checking. Nope, not a valid url.)
Despite getting a sizeable amount of cash from the company, lazy fuckwit Ruby couldn't be bothered with a second take of this footage.
She also still can't pronounce the word "percent" and butchers it multiple times.
She claims she had friends round for "BRONCH", but there's zero footage of this, so we can assume that none of her imaginary friends visited her swampy cesspool of a house for "BRONCH" or any other reason.
Not happy with making sure she's got a gifted RAMADEE KYOMBYOOCHAAAH posed in frame when she's morosely tapping away at her keyboard, she spends the majority of an outdoor section cutting between various shots of her waving the can at the camera for no reason other than to advertise it without any declaration.
That's three separate shots of her posing with a gifted can. No declaration whatsoever.
It's "the next day" and Ruby includes this shot of her alarm going off and some on-screen text to says she "overslept!!". Only she's clearly awake and filming... So she blatantly woke up at 7, grabbed her camera, set an alarm just to film it going off, all to give the appearance that getting up at 7:30 is INCRADDIBLY LYATE FOR HAAHR! SHE'S NYOT LOIKE OTHA ONAMPLOYED PEEPOL! SHE AWHLWHEYS WAKES OPP AT 5AM!
She blames this completely fictional bout of oversleeping for her not being able to book a driving test.
Ruby seems to think people will believe this second day was around 97 hours long and she JANUINELY didn't just cobble together footage from multiple days and make up a bunch of off-screen events as usual.
She gets changed from her pyjamas into this outfit. It's creased and covered in stains, as usual. Ruby claims she went for a driving lesson in this and was dropped off at "waaahrk".
She returns from these off-screen activities that JANUINELY HAPPENED ON THIS DYAY, HONNASTLEEE! Her outfit has spontaneously changed.
She then claims she wrote for hours, read for hours, cooked dinner, had a shower, then read some more and wrote for hours more!
Her videos somehow get more boring every time. Her miserable face says it all. There's nothing going on in her life but a never-ending string of completely uneventful days full of nothing but performative lies and wasting away in her squalid room.
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