Unjaded Jade, is that you?I had chocolate for breakfast just to balance the universe.
Ruby: "Hello, it's Roobee and welcome too thee grand opening of Cafe Roobee! And tooday thee house special is gyowing tyoo bee a cup of pour-ij with cabbage water dressing and a sprinkling of grated carrot."I hope she never goes into the restaurant/cafe business.
What video is that last screenshot from?Ruby: "Hello, it's Roobee and welcome too thee grand opening of Cafe Roobee! And tooday thee house special is gyowing tyoo bee a cup of pour-ij with cabbage water dressing and a sprinkling of grated carrot."
Customer: "Umm, what else do you have?"
Ruby: "Well, we also have pico-lays a la Roobee, so they come with a shot glass' worth of frozen peas and a thimble of peanut butter."
Customer: "...and what else do you have?"
Ruby: "Well, I always have a granola bar and would definitely recommend that for the main course."
Customer: "...Do you have any actual food? With, like, proper serving sizes? It's like the menu was created by a toddler."
Ruby:
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Post on Cafe Roobee's Instagram page: "Cafe Roobee will be closed indefinitely following the manager being subjected to horrific bullying by ungrateful customer."
Seasonal items include: a tiny spoonful of canned pumpkin with your watery cabbage oatmeal. So tiny in fact, you'll need a microscope to see it. But it's ASS-thetic so don't complain. And definitely don't ask for more or you'll be beaten with an authentic Victorian ladle (c. 1865).Ruby: "Hello, it's Roobee and welcome too thee grand opening of Cafe Roobee! And tooday thee house special is gyowing tyoo bee a cup of pour-ij with cabbage water dressing and a sprinkling of grated carrot."
Customer: "Umm, what else do you have?"
Ruby: "Well, we also have pico-lays a la Roobee, so they come with a shot glass' worth of frozen peas and a thimble of peanut butter."
Customer: "...and what else do you have?"
Ruby: "Well, I always have a granola bar and would definitely recommend that for the main course."
Customer: "...Do you have any actual food? With, like, proper serving sizes? It's like the menu was created by a toddler."
Ruby:
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Post on Cafe Roobee's Instagram page: "Cafe Roobee will be closed indefinitely following the manager being subjected to horrific bullying by ungrateful customer."
It's from this essay grade reaction video:What video is that last screenshot from?
crying!Roobee gives me life, I don’t care if it’s wrongRuby: "Hello, it's Roobee and welcome too thee grand opening of Cafe Roobee! And tooday thee house special is gyowing tyoo bee a cup of pour-ij with cabbage water dressing and a sprinkling of grated carrot."
Customer: "Umm, what else do you have?"
Ruby: "Well, we also have pico-lays a la Roobee, so they come with a shot glass' worth of frozen peas and a thimble of peanut butter."
Customer: "...and what else do you have?"
Ruby: "Well, I always have a granola bar and would definitely recommend that for the main course."
Customer: "...Do you have any actual food? With, like, proper serving sizes? It's like the menu was created by a toddler."
Ruby:
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Post on Cafe Roobee's Instagram page: "Cafe Roobee will be closed indefinitely following the manager being subjected to horrific bullying by ungrateful customer."
My fave thing about the video is that it’s titled ‘live reaction’ but it isn’t even a live reaction lmfao. She actually filmed herself opening these results and crying about them, edited the video and uploaded it for the world to seeIt's from this essay grade reaction video:
It's peak Ruby stupidity.
She's "so brave" for showing that she cried like a baby for sympathy after getting a lower grade than expected after (yet again) wilfully ignoring all instructions and "taking chances" with whatever irrelevant crap she put to paper.
Naturally, she thinks it's not her fault at all. It's the system's fault for not rewarding her for submitting experimental nonsense in lieu of a coherent essay that answers the clear question she was given.
She's crushed by a high 2:2 (which still isn't the worst grade) and claims she was hoping for a 2:1 because "you can't predict getting a first, but..." - her oh-so-humble way of saying she expected to be given a first.
As with most UK degrees, her 1st year essay grades do not count towards final degree grade. If she'd actually gotten a first, it would've meant just as little to her final grades, which makes this especially stupid to have spent far too much time on this mess and have a breakdown over the predictable result.
me too, i love seeing rich privileged girls who are up their own arses getting a reality checkcrying!Roobee gives me life, I don’t care if it’s wrong
I'd feel remotely bad if she ever showed herself crying for any meaningful reason, but it's always:me too, i love seeing rich privileged girls who are up their own arses getting a reality check
you’ve displayed more personal growth than Ruby has during the entire history of her channelThis came up in my Instagram memories from last year. I was so naive
I just searched for the video because this sounded hilarious, and OMG Roby looks so healthy in comparison...She's the girl who went to stay with Rubee for the Yule Ball in her first year, and was horrified to discover when she arrived that Rubee bought her a 'no alcohol' ticket.
Hell yeah, I had japanese cheesecake (would HIGHLY recommand everyone here to try it), high five.I had chocolate for breakfast just to balance the universe.
That's classic of her, and reminds me of Ruby's reaction to Blakeney having already tried sushi - "If I'm not doing something, I expect all of my friends to not do the same."She's the girl who went to stay with Rubee for the Yule Ball in her first year, and was horrified to discover when she arrived that Rubee bought her a 'no alcohol' ticket.
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