Remember Andi’s comments about albums on This Morning? I don’t think he likes her
Rochelle Humes #9 She doesn’t have a nanny. Marvin has never cheated. She’s a talented presenter.
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I get the impression Andi can't stand her and sees what we all see. Rochelle puts up with him taking the piss & brown noses him as she knows he is very influential in tv land so could have her cancelled in no time. She's probably still besties with Pip Schofield too 
Not just good friends. Rochelle is godmother to the twins I think
Her and Georgina are deffo not friends anymore
They didn’t attend Georgina’s daughters party
They didn’t attend Georgina’s daughters party
Another busy day being a big boss mama in the office
how the staff in the office don’t piss themselves laughing when she sits there for minutes on end posing and taking selfies of herself is beyond me!
maybe they are all so busy getting on with actual work that they don’t even notice if she’s there or not.
how the staff in the office don’t piss themselves laughing when she sits there for minutes on end posing and taking selfies of herself is beyond me!
maybe they are all so busy getting on with actual work that they don’t even notice if she’s there or not.
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More of her busy day…
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Of course he did Rochelle.
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Yeah sure. 
She's such a narc
She's such a narc
Why is she so basic?
What an earth is the brush thing used for, I assume it’s for the match process 🥱 but I can’t work it out.
I love a matcha drink, but to get the creamyness I use barista oat milk and a velvetiser. I wouldn’t want to drink as much as she claimed, that’s a lot of milky type product a day!
I bet you anything she hates the stuff. She'll make it for the photos,tip it down the sink,then chug down a mug of builders tea with a packet of Marlborough lights
She’s such a pick me! Ohhh look how successful I am with my car, watch and designer shoes but look at my drinkAka everyone look at my new Loewe running trainers
she is so bleeping embarrassing. Who sits like that in the drivers seat with their feet on the seat
i feel ashamed for her
And they're ugly as f**kAka everyone look at my new Loewe running trainers
she is so bleeping embarrassing. Who sits like that in the drivers seat with their feet on the seat
i feel ashamed for her
. Bet we never see them on her feet again!She's so embarrassing. Cringe 🫣
She’s been really trying to push the ‘great mum’ card over the past few days hasn’t she.
She’s happy doing the school/nursery drop offs cuz she gets to dump them. A school run in the morning is a very normal thing to do. The fact she has to highlight it again just proves how tit she really is. Any other decent mother doesn’t need to share this.
The real test was half term but she failed miserably because did absolutely duck all with them.
A few school runs isn’t going to change things for u rochy.
She’s happy doing the school/nursery drop offs cuz she gets to dump them. A school run in the morning is a very normal thing to do. The fact she has to highlight it again just proves how tit she really is. Any other decent mother doesn’t need to share this.
The real test was half term but she failed miserably because did absolutely duck all with them.
A few school runs isn’t going to change things for u rochy.
Another busy day in the office for Rochelle…
oh wait, yet ANOTHER day not in the office
no pilates and no matcha mentioned today. Only green drink in sight was a celery juice. No pictures of a laptop mention of working, but there were plenty of pictures of all of her designer gear that nobody would be seen dead in (those shoes
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I thought she couldn’t cope and it was her routine to do “mat to matcha” each day, or is that even too hard for her to complete in her hectic schedule of doing basically nothing all day?
also Valle’s picture, is it not the wrong way around in her photo? surely the blue is the sky and the black bits are birds flying in the sky?
The multicoloured bit is maybe fields?
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theres no real reason why she uses this other than as normal, if there’s an expensive or designer version of something, even if it’s useless, she will buy it.
she could simply use a spoon or a fork and gain the same outcome, but Rochelle couldn’t use these basic tools as they don’t fit in with her aesthetic.
oh wait, yet ANOTHER day not in the office
no pilates and no matcha mentioned today. Only green drink in sight was a celery juice. No pictures of a laptop mention of working, but there were plenty of pictures of all of her designer gear that nobody would be seen dead in (those shoes
)I thought she couldn’t cope and it was her routine to do “mat to matcha” each day, or is that even too hard for her to complete in her hectic schedule of doing basically nothing all day?
also Valle’s picture, is it not the wrong way around in her photo? surely the blue is the sky and the black bits are birds flying in the sky?
The multicoloured bit is maybe fields?
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The brush thing is used a bit like a whisk to aerate it and add bubbles. If you look on the cloudcha instagram page you can see her using it to smooth out the powder, aerate the liquid and have some bubbles form
theres no real reason why she uses this other than as normal, if there’s an expensive or designer version of something, even if it’s useless, she will buy it.
she could simply use a spoon or a fork and gain the same outcome, but Rochelle couldn’t use these basic tools as they don’t fit in with her aesthetic.
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