Roadside Mum

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I had a go at sailing once and it was all so complicated I’ve never tried it again. Sure, get a “super easy boat”. Good luck finding a “super easy sea” and good luck flicking through Sailing for Dummies to find out what to do when you’ve accidentally gybed, been hit over the head with the boom and are three seconds from capsizing.
 
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The fox hunting tale and the yacht club attempt were highly amusing reading compared to the depressing one about her children.
I like how RSM doesn't hold back in her lying. Jack's claims are implausible if you spot the patterns but fairly mundane about the day to day - in Jack's lies, commuters turn their nose up at her and mutter derogatory remarks; in RSM's, fox hunters literally debate whether they could get away with killing her in a tale that even Game of Thrones writers might see as unrealistic.
 
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Cant wait for the drama on Christmas Day when the kray twins get into a fight with the glock as weapons!
And the one who loses will go off in a strop and flood the bathroom, floating off down the street on RSM's yacht. Water damage on Christmas Day should be a nice little earner.
 
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I noticed a few days ago that Roadside Mum had a "Ko-fi" account that was set up a couple of years ago. Looked again today and the account seems to have disappeared. Interesting
 
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Weird question but does anyone have a pic of Roadside Mum's hands? Or just one hand will do.

ETA: FOR CLARITY. Think I've found another parallel universe version of her but want to confirm it's not a sock first
 
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I noticed a few days ago that Roadside Mum had a "Ko-fi" account that was set up a couple of years ago. Looked again today and the account seems to have disappeared. Interesting
Funny you should mention that. I've a great story in 32 parts to tell y'all about this one time I went to work at my job, so you know what to do !

Screenshot taken out of context for amusement purposes only
 

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Funny you should mention that. I've a great story in 32 parts to tell y'all about this one time I went to work at my job, so you know what to do !

Screenshot taken out of context for amusement purposes only
So she can’t remember before 2001 but was a teenage mum in the 90s orrrr? How old IS this person?! Many many lives lived!
 
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Weird question but does anyone have a pic of Roadside Mum's hands? Or just one hand will do.

ETA: FOR CLARITY. Think I've found another parallel universe version of her but want to confirm it's not a sock first
I, for one, am agog

So she can’t remember before 2001 but was a teenage mum in the 90s orrrr? How old IS this person?! Many many lives lived!
I'm afraid this has whooshed over my head. I'm in Oz. Is it a UK thing you refer to?
 
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If I hadn’t met her - and her kids - I’d think the same, but they are definitely two different people
 
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I, for one, am agog
I'm aware those are some of the weirdest sentences I have typed

This account only has like 1 or 2 thousand followers so I cant name them, but upon looking at their account they've been around since 2010. I think they're more a follower who is modelling their Twitter name/bio and some of their writing style after RSM.

I guess it's likely they're just someone who looks up to her and wants an equally large platform, I no longer believe it's a sock but a wannabe RSM.

Back to focusing on the more important mysteries in life I guess




ETA: NEVERMIND THAT THOUGH @Pollypops oh my gosh, spill the (rinsed) beans if you can!!
 

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I know I'm really late in replying to this, only just discovered this thread though I always look at our mackie's thread. Hollowhusk, that marmite mama person you've mentioned is absolutely unbearable. She's an attention-seeking, narcissistic, grifting nightmare that I just can't look away from. If she had more followers I'd make a thread just for her but she's only round the 4000 mark so it doesn't seem fair. But I have to laugh at how self-centred and woe is me she constantly is.
 
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I think my work is done here. I can relax and watch everyone make sense of current events in the context of RM's growth!

The screenshot tweets below 4 Jan 21. The school lunch legitimate grievance was 12 Jan 21
Long time lurker and all that.
This screams troll/fantasist to me.
I speak from professional experience and meth is almost solely a chem sex drug used by a section of the gay community, mostly in London. Sex workers who are coercively pimped are most likely inducted into heroin addiction. Something like crack (in case RSM argues she confused crack and meth) would be far too expensive and time consuming if a pimp wanted to exploit a woman into working; she’d just be looking to do more crack and hardly compliant and sedate.
plus this is definitely written by someone lobbying for a slot alongside all the other trauma porn novels in Asda. Gross.
Finally, the naive, submissive woman looking to her indomitable, street savvy protector of damsels husband stinks of a man’s fantasy.
 
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Marmite Mama: "I'm so broke, it's so hard, everything's so stacked against me, why does money never last?"

Also Marmite Mama: "my new stationery/craft room/doughnut delivery/essential fridge magnets is/are SO GREAT!"

I can't see the in-app tip function, am I missing it?
 
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I estimated the year of this trip down memory lane at 2013. In 2013, crystal meth (ice) was established frying brains in Oz, anecdotally it went from a "middle class" rec drug alternative to "rough cheap" high pretty quickly

When RSM absent mindedly realises she'd pseudonymised her protagonist as Crystal, I snorted (outwards, not upwards)
 
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