I bet Sarah Vajazzle isn't in it, that's for sure 
Roadside Mum #8 This is a criminal endeavour
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I've just been sent this exclusive transcript from the WhatsApp group.
Dr Dr Jack Monroe: Alright, which one of you mendacious ninnies hacked my Patreon? Do you actually want me to STOP BREATHING!?
Tan Smith: Probably the same wankbadgers who leaked my Hitler cosplay pics. bleeping Tory cunts, I bet they give each other blowjobs too. Gaaaaaay.
Sarah Vajayjay: I bet it was Felicia, this seems like a situatiok shed be involved with tbh.
Bex: I'll ask my acquaintance Fishingforanswers to make some discreet enquiries. I bet I'll - sorry, she'll - be able to figure out who it was.
Louisa Britain: Going...into...crash...
Sarah Vajayjay: since wear all here, does ne1 want to volunteer to read my Tattke page so I can finally download my ourkive and write my police report? Pls RT
Dr Dr Jack Monroe: I'm BUSY right now but remind me in the morning - ADHD puppybrain!
Bex: Sorry hun, I've already used up all my spoons adulting today and am also currently plugged into the mains.
Tan Smith: I'd love to Sarah but I'm tied up with all my activism at the moment. I've just come up with my latest insult - pissflamingo. If this doesn't get the Tories out, nothing will!
Sarah Vajayjay: fine you bunch of CUNTS, I've asked my bestfriend to do it. Your probably all Felicia anyway.
Louisa Britain: Oh Jasper you're such a tease! Of course I'm wearing the corset from our date night at Not-a-Wetherspoons.
Louisa Britain: Ignore that ladies, it was meant for ML. You know, my boyfriend? Anyway, still...in...crash...
Dr Dr Jack Monroe: Alright, which one of you mendacious ninnies hacked my Patreon? Do you actually want me to STOP BREATHING!?
Tan Smith: Probably the same wankbadgers who leaked my Hitler cosplay pics. bleeping Tory cunts, I bet they give each other blowjobs too. Gaaaaaay.
Sarah Vajayjay: I bet it was Felicia, this seems like a situatiok shed be involved with tbh.
Bex: I'll ask my acquaintance Fishingforanswers to make some discreet enquiries. I bet I'll - sorry, she'll - be able to figure out who it was.
Louisa Britain: Going...into...crash...
Sarah Vajayjay: since wear all here, does ne1 want to volunteer to read my Tattke page so I can finally download my ourkive and write my police report? Pls RT
Dr Dr Jack Monroe: I'm BUSY right now but remind me in the morning - ADHD puppybrain!
Bex: Sorry hun, I've already used up all my spoons adulting today and am also currently plugged into the mains.
Tan Smith: I'd love to Sarah but I'm tied up with all my activism at the moment. I've just come up with my latest insult - pissflamingo. If this doesn't get the Tories out, nothing will!
Sarah Vajayjay: fine you bunch of CUNTS, I've asked my bestfriend to do it. Your probably all Felicia anyway.
Louisa Britain: Oh Jasper you're such a tease! Of course I'm wearing the corset from our date night at Not-a-Wetherspoons.
Louisa Britain: Ignore that ladies, it was meant for ML. You know, my boyfriend? Anyway, still...in...crash...
@Jelly Bean pointed out the Baaaarrrrttthelona post:
I'd like (with considerable glee) to point out the one reply:
Please, talk to me about the authenticity of your 22.4k followers, Louisa; the number of whom rarely rise or fall.
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I'd like (with considerable glee) to point out the one reply:
Please, talk to me about the authenticity of your 22.4k followers, Louisa; the number of whom rarely rise or fall.
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You are brilliant
Not necessarily aimed at you, but people with ME struggle to cook one meal on a good day, I wish the ābatch cookā suggestion could result in an instant
biff on the nose. See also: have you tried yoga/pilates/vitamin D/keto diet
Sorry Hotes- it was coming from a place of ignorance...I do have a limited understanding of ME so I apologise for not understand just how debilitating it can be.
That being said, I still think she fails to help her children to help her, if that makes any sense, by being calm, kind, explaining things helpfully etc.
Not your fault, Iāve been hearing it a lot lately and itās almost tipping me into making a Xitter account and arguing with randoms for kicks. Almost, but not quite.
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I'm sure Louisa is aware of lots of things she could do to make her crashes easier for both her and her children who care for her, but she can't be arsed. Much easier to rant online and get gullible do-gooders to send her cash for takeaways 
We have all learned a lot from @HotesTilaire. And I hear YOU as well. Sawubona!
I'd like to think I'd be an "effective and efficient" person with chronic illness, but, no, cannot. I have at least one (major) depressive episode each year and, oh wow, it is not a place in which I can consider effectiveness. I literally need to weigh up shower v work v laundry and I don't mean which of each to place in a one hour space, I mean per day. It's so "embarrassing", ie not what you'd talk about year after year with friends or, next gen - my friends' young adult children - when I disappear again. It takes me a long time to catch up again, to go back to the "country style magazine" home/life I prefer and think is my norm - but is only half my norm.
Thank you, Grifters and Tattle, for providing a space to talk about it x
So I've learned, and listened and I accept my depression episodes a bit more easily. (And I bet that's how these Grifters touched my Xwitter algorithm in the first place, but also this is why they rile me now!)
No real point, but you're GOOD, it's a good discussion. And sux to be in RSM's world even when she's well.
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Precisely. She has posted about batch cooking before but in the context of help me I'm poor and need cashos for deliveroo of booze and fags. She is abhorrent.I'm sure Louisa is aware of lots of things she could do to make her crashes easier for both her and her children who care for her, but she can't be arsed. Much easier to rant online and get gullible do-gooders to send her cash for takeaways
I'm sure she thinks she's trolling us with the Barcelona tweet, but the only person she's trolling is herself as no-one here actually gives a duck what she does or where she goes as long as she stops gleefully neglecting her children and her book commitments, and begging for gin money from gullible fools online.
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On that note, Unbound should be publishing an update on One in Five any day now
Grateful for the gracious replies... i mean fml I struggle to function sometimes with zero reasons other than, life!
As I said on the JM threads at the time, complete and utter fantasists on all sides over on the hellsite.
No love - itās just us spiteful ninnies that question your veracity and nonsense. You are really not that noticeable as your flounce demonstrated in spades (just the one person missing you).
Also - I could literally create your munchy hand of vitamins right now if I could be bothered. Chuck in a couple of paracetamol, ibuprofen and and some omeprazole for colour - and I also could be the worlds most sick person for a brief snapshot on Twitter before I pack my bag for Ireland (or Stanstead in your case) for a right royal rodgering.
pls send cashos - cash app link in bio.
Also - I could literally create your munchy hand of vitamins right now if I could be bothered. Chuck in a couple of paracetamol, ibuprofen and and some omeprazole for colour - and I also could be the worlds most sick person for a brief snapshot on Twitter before I pack my bag for Ireland (or Stanstead in your case) for a right royal rodgering.
pls send cashos - cash app link in bio.
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Oh, is that RSM engagement with Tattle? Breaking the rules, Louisa! Never explain or deny!
Unrelated, you should've paid forward the wheelchair funding, you greedy witch.
Unrelated, you should've paid forward the wheelchair funding, you greedy witch.
I mean this genuinely, who gives a tit about all this boring nonsense about car repairs?
Get it fixed. Or don't. Nobody cares.
I do like her oblique tin rattles regarding the kids' "so-so phones". Naughty followers didn't cough up for iPhones
Are all their phones surgically attached to them? Or could one of the kids not use her amazing phone to take a photo?
Oh no, silly me, that wouldn't facilitate a dramatic poor me tweet about her passing out and crawling on a cold floor.
Again with the barely concealed hatred of workers. Imbecilic slapdash presumably ablist and perhaps also foreign taxi drivers who are careless with her wheelchair.
Get it fixed. Or don't. Nobody cares.
I do like her oblique tin rattles regarding the kids' "so-so phones". Naughty followers didn't cough up for iPhones
Are all their phones surgically attached to them? Or could one of the kids not use her amazing phone to take a photo?
Oh no, silly me, that wouldn't facilitate a dramatic poor me tweet about her passing out and crawling on a cold floor.
Again with the barely concealed hatred of workers. Imbecilic slapdash presumably ablist and perhaps also foreign taxi drivers who are careless with her wheelchair.
This is such a wild idea, but stay with me......GET ONE OF THE KIDS TO TAKE A PHOTO WITH YOUR 'GOOD' PHONE.
She's rattled though. Good.
She's rattled though. Good.
I'm feeling flippant tonight so I'm going to say (laughingly, humorously, amusingly): HOPE THE CAR COLLAPSES ON HERI mean this genuinely, who gives a tit about all this boring nonsense about car repairs?
Get it fixed. Or don't. Nobody cares.
I do like her oblique tin rattles regarding the kids' "so-so phones". Naughty followers didn't cough up for iPhones
Are all their phones surgically attached to them? Or could one of the kids not use her amazing phone to take a photo?
Oh no, silly me, that wouldn't facilitate a dramatic poor me tweet about her passing out and crawling on a cold floor.
Again with the barely concealed hatred of workers. Imbecilic slapdash presumably ablist and perhaps also foreign taxi drivers who are careless with her wheelchair.
RSM getting her imaginary car repaired is about as riveting as the endless Guest moving house saga.
It's the bestest car ever. I just pity you, @Shimmering, that you don't have capacity to understand.
Man that Grifter WhatsApp must be pinging tonight! Bex off to Ireland with cattle prods Of Which She Will Not Be Ashamed; Roadsidemum inventing a CarsDrams (subtopic My Children Need Money for Better Phones, You Cunts); Jack doing who would know as I can't be bothered; Legal Gengar hoping to be joined under his alias MattyHumbleBrag.
The cliche "January is three months' long" is real for the Grifters.
Get a life. Make like a tree and leave. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS.
That was my exact thought! But then it'll be a whole drama about them taking the wrong photos of the wrong thing and ain't nobody got time for another fifty-tweet thread about it.
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