She very much reminds me of a LOVELY lady who was in my dad’s pub/restaurant and just complained about EVERYTHING. I was only about 17 at the time, and just running food and trying to stay out the way / helpful (delete as appropriate). Nothing was good enough - moaned the food didn’t all arrive together (because carrying six plates is quite hard), there was either too much ice or not enough, didn’t ask for a slice of lemon in some kid’s drink, other tables were talking loudly, she could hear the football from the lounge bar, the candle went out on the table etc etc.
Everything was a personal attack on her, couldn’t get a word in edgeways to either explain or apologise, and I’ll never forget my dad’s way of dealing with it (and he’s a very patient man)…
“If you don’t like it, why don’t you
duck off?”
And off she fucked. Never seen my old man so happy to wipe off a table’s bill