Yeah that’s brain fog. That’s why it’s called brain fog because you should be able to understand but it’s like a misty fog has descended on your brain. Brain. fog. Geddit? FML. The effect of brain fog can be mistaken for dementia, Alzheimer’s or ADHD.
Roadside Mum #5 oppressed to the point of starvation
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I am soooo ill- I can’t lift so much as a finger for the zine, or even cook a basic recipe.
Also, I am soooooo poor, how will I ever keep the mould at bay when heating is so very expensive.
BRB - gotta join the Pumpkin Prat’s nonsense Xmas spending.
Also, I am soooooo poor, how will I ever keep the mould at bay when heating is so very expensive.
BRB - gotta join the Pumpkin Prat’s nonsense Xmas spending.
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An hour trip to town or shop online!?
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It would be like me driving to Leicester or Sheffield - at least £15 of diesel - and my car is super economical on the motorways. For a £2 ornamental. It’s probably just attention seeking - another chapter in the “I am just THE BEST mummy in the world” story. Despite her children being terrified of her. No wonder RSM, Jack and PumpkinPrat circle jerk over each others posts.
And...a little part of me wonders if recent interest in food history stems from (gasp) here?
If she orders it online there's a small chance it would arrive damaged or go missing in the post. The perfect opportunity for Louisa to go off on one in a 32 tweet thread to Flying Tiger's online customer service rep. Come on, RM, this is top tier content for you!
Am I allowed to ask about the identity of the pumpkin prat? 
She is private at the moment (don’t worry, her ego, attention seeking, desire to go “viral”, and scrounging reach potential won’t allow that for ever) but I am sure you will have seen her crop up hither and thither on both Jack threads and here. She has an account here to slag them both off but pretends to be their friends on Twitter. And has cadged £6.5k from “backers” to produce a non existent book featuring recipes such as El Paso spice mix tacos.Am I allowed to ask about the identity of the pumpkin prat?
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Anyone else follow her? Yes I noticed her from interacting with RSM and JM. The kickstarter book has been pretty much abandoned, despite raising almost £6000. Right after she withdrew those funds she paid for a £400 tattoo. She has been on Sky news at least once, talking about poverty, that...
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Sure they did. I think she lies in bed half awake dreaming up these LO quotes. What she wished they’d said rather than what they did say
Thank you, that was quite the ride/read!
Implying either of her children have been socialised enough to speak coherently.
Stalkers!
“Other than to give the bleeping stalkers something to do what is the point even living?”
“Other than to give the bleeping stalkers something to do what is the point even living?”
I didn’t realise you can train a dog to homeschool the kids, cook and clean the house and drive to McDonald’s to get you a Mcmuffin.
On a serious note though, how the duck could she self train a puppy to be an assistance dog when she can’t even get her poor offspring to behave?
Outstanding content this chilly morning, RSM.
She had a tantrum about her hamster medicine - and publicly bullied the @PDSA. She is financially fucked if she gets a dog. And she has zero chance of doing anything constructive with it - she won’t even be able to let it out for its toilet visits - much less exercise it. Take heed of your very good pal Jingle twit (or whatever she is calling herself these days) and Jack - they don’t look after their animals properly - and they aren’t wheelchair bound with days/weeks where only automatic thumb action is used to communicate.
Still - glad to see we are not trolls and mithering ninnies now. Stalker is quite the upgrade!!! I might get a teeshirt printed!
She had a tantrum about her hamster medicine - and publicly bullied the @PDSA. She is financially fucked if she gets a dog. And she has zero chance of doing anything constructive with it - she won’t even be able to let it out for its toilet visits - much less exercise it. Take heed of your very good pal Jingle twit (or whatever she is calling herself these days) and Jack - they don’t look after their animals properly - and they aren’t wheelchair bound with days/weeks where only automatic thumb action is used to communicate.
Still - glad to see we are not trolls and mithering ninnies now. Stalker is quite the upgrade!!! I might get a teeshirt printed!
What the duck is she going to train an assistance dog to do? Fetch chicken kormas from the depths of Iceland freezers? Prepare lobster? Savage people who try to make space for her in Costa, like some kind of evil Lassie counterpart?
(I hope this doesn't come across as me denigrating the wonderful things service dogs do for their owners. I just don't see why RSM thinks she needs one, based on what she's said previously.)
(I hope this doesn't come across as me denigrating the wonderful things service dogs do for their owners. I just don't see why RSM thinks she needs one, based on what she's said previously.)
It's old news the bastard landlord said no to a dog. Hope the lobster helps with this 20 month old disappointment
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Can't bear RSM but for her own sake and the sake of her kids she needs an intervention of some sort.
Spewing all this bile and rage and hinting at harming herself constantly is not healthy behaviour. Hopefully it's a grift but my bleeding heart always worries there's some truth behind it.
Maybe Jack can lend her one of her three therapists as she seems to be in dire need of one.
Spewing all this bile and rage and hinting at harming herself constantly is not healthy behaviour. Hopefully it's a grift but my bleeding heart always worries there's some truth behind it.
Maybe Jack can lend her one of her three therapists as she seems to be in dire need of one.
Interestingly she also said a year ago she has funding for a personal assistant but there was a shortage. Doesn’t look like she managed to organise this (or even tried to organise it).
How will she meet the basic needs of a dog let alone fund the astronomical costs of assistance training?
Maybe the dog is going to edit the zine for her.
Maybe the dog is going to edit the zine for her.
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