Oh, how romantic.
Seriously. The old couple have been married near half a century and the best they can do to celebrate is head to the MK party?
They should be off at a resort somewhere away from Disney World. Away from the demanding kids. Instead they're doing something they do nearly every week - riding the same rides, watching disney shows and tending to their overgrown kid's diapers.
This family is about as exciting as dry white toast.
" We're 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.... Hit it. "
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Josh is going to have to be extra careful to drum up funds for legal fees if he mentions them on stream. Of course he has the usual apologists out there who will toss money at him and defend him as though he's family - but he'll also be raising questions about his sincerity, how he spends the money that comes in, transparency, his penchance for biting the barking dog, and more issues that he doesn't want highlighted.
Josh is loud and knows diversion. He is not eloquent with his words and more fans will wake to the truth.