"I can't live my life on the edge and in fear of what I can eat" - wasn't on the edge or in fear while she was shovelling tit down her gullet in tenners was she??
Literally the biggest attention seeker EVER.
I once was in absolute agony, couldn't stand up straight, had to be curled in a ball, was crying in pain and thought I had appendicitis. The doctor concluded I had "mid cycle pain" - I bet a pound to a penny this is what our RE13 has.
Notice how she said she "phoned the secretary" after we all took piss last time when she said she'd spoken to the surgeon.
We also were on about her "blonde" (not even remotely blonde) hair only last week. She makes is so blaringly obvious she reads here.
She's full of tit.