"Now look at me".
OK then, let's have a look at you over the past 3 years.
Family: Your have failed to address the obvious educational, social and health needs of your two existing children.
Partner: You have gone against his well advertised wishes about having a third child and fallen pregnant again.
Home Life: Your house is not a home. Painting the kitchen cupboards, installing a pub toilet, putting a few vases around the place does not a home make. There is no soul in that house and it makes me shiver every time I see it.
Career: You were one of the rising stars at Channel Mum. However, your laziness, ignorance and greed lost you the easy money. Now you are reduced to rubbing your pregnant bump for pervs and selling face sanders from your pub toilet at 7.30pm on a Monday evening.
Physical Health: You have ruined your face with fillers and your hair with trying to go blonde. You are also not the weight you were then. The amount of sugar you consume on daily basis should worry you enormously.
So yes Beggy, I have looked at you.
And I wouldn't change places with you for all the inspirational quotes in the world.