She needs to realise she can’t pull off cycling shorts, Dior rings etc… she’ll follow all these young skinny girls on insta thinking she’s the same. You’re not Rebecca. You’re a 5ft 2 dumpy cow with zero personality, zero fashion sense and zero parenting skills. Get Alfie some help, get your woodworm sorted and get legal tyres on your sexeh car you bleeping hog
Rebecca Lamb #109 Polishing turds for the Gram. Giving her kids kinder eggs despite the ban
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That’s sadly the problem though. The boys don’t seem to have any interests, because they aren’t being exposed to anything in order to develop their own personalities or interests. Alfie is at an age where he should be getting into books &
Reading, getting interested in sports, starting to enjoy aspects of school lessons - art or science or whatever and building interests from that. The kids aren’t being nurtured to explore anything. They don’t seem to go out and enjoy the world around them, they don’t get taken anywhere, they don’t do anything at home that opens up their imaginations. They should be outdoors enjoying the area they live in - at their ages, especially Alfie’s - they should be out climbing trees, building dens, playing in streams, collecting bugs - all the normal kid stuff that kids in rural areas do! But no. They get plonked infront of some baby DVD and ignored.
More pre chopped pineapple in plastic packaging if the silly cow loves pineapple so much why doesn’t she buy an actual pineapple and save some money/be a bit more environmentally friendly 
Proberly doesn't even know what an actual pineapple looks like tbhMore pre chopped pineapple in plastic packaging if the silly cow loves pineapple so much why doesn’t she buy an actual pineapple and save some money/be a bit more environmentally friendly
Someone did say a few days back when was the last time they had a friend over so she's probably been catching up and is trying be a smart-arse.I don’t think Woodys had a friend over. Neither of those children socialise with anyone but each other
Doubt it happened.
Hold up, this is the same Rebecca who spent MONTHS putting an entire, waxed, uncut lemon in her water. She’d have no idea how to navigate a pineapple that isn’t pre-prepared in a plastic bagMore pre chopped pineapple in plastic packaging if the silly cow loves pineapple so much why doesn’t she buy an actual pineapple and save some money/be a bit more environmentally friendly
Nooooo??Hold up, this is the same Rebecca who spent MONTHS putting an entire, waxed, uncut lemon in her water. She’d have no idea how to navigate a pineapple that isn’t pre-prepared in a plastic bag
Yessssss! Thick witch she is.Nooooo??
Yes! Honestly she just lobbed a whole lemon in her drink. She did it for ages. Instead of slicing it like a normal person. She’s so thick it hurtsNooooo??
She is going to be absolutely mahooosive full term and I AM HERE FOR IT!! 
Those already bloated cankles are going to come under some serious pressure in these coming months,not to mention the all-round general swelling…she’s going to blow up like a fuckin balloon 
Those already bloated cankles are going to come under some serious pressure in these coming months,not to mention the all-round general swelling…she’s going to blow up like a fuckin balloon 
She knocks me sick with all the belly stroking, no one wants or needs to see it (and I’ve had 2 babies). She’s going to be bleeping massive at full termThe sight of her belly bump
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I don’t think she’d recognise a pineapple if it ran in and surgically removed her lumi from her swollen digits.
she’s the strangest shape person I’ve ever seen
I really hope there’s a very obvious BOY on the upcoming scan.
I don’t think she’d recognise a pineapple if it ran in and surgically removed her lumi from her swollen digits.
she’s the strangest shape person I’ve ever seen
I really hope there’s a very obvious BOY on the upcoming scan.
The absolute state of those pillows on the top bunk omfg
It’s so sad when I think about A&W and how they don’t have hobbies or friends. Mine did Tennis, Swimming, Piano, Ballet and Brownies at that age, and we always had little friends over for tea. We had lots of books in the house, and didn’t need to spend loads of money entertaining them or going out for meals. No wonder their social skills are so underdeveloped. Kids need nurturing, and trying out new experiences, you selfish morons!
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I just don't understand why she thinks anyone would want to see her bump let alone see her stroke it. What message does it send? What does it achieve?
Shes just so smug its infuriating
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