Can someone please get this woman a thesaurus. Bet she wasn't even "sobbing".
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She really is trying to rally all the influencers around her atm isn't she 
she knows a storm is brewingShe really is trying to rally all the influencers around her atm isn't she
I think you get a BINGO for this, he's already up
So while Emily is sorting out all the boxes at the storage unit she's lying "sobbing" watching tv. Who's "down the women's centre" then?
Jooooooosh, those tattle bastards are saying someone has to buy me a dinosaur, why jooooooooosh, why would I need a dinosaur?
She literally doesn’t know the actual meaning of half the words she uses. Tear in my eye? = Sobbing. Amused by something? = Crying. Laundrette? = Women’s centre.
Imagine your wife distrusting you so much that the only birds you’re allowed to look at are caged in the back garden, and you have to be filmed whilst doing it because you left your wife alone for three minutes.
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I don’t like either of them, but she is always so belittling to him. He never goes away to see the birds any more,and she just mocks him endlessly. It’s sad, I also feel like if those birds take too much of his time up, they’ll be gone
So Joyce is up ready to do the school run again. She’s one lazy witch.
No, you don't understand. You're only seeing a snippet of her morning. She actually works really hard, like the hardest ever anyone who knows her has ever seen.
She must be the only woman in the country who isn’t glad to see the back of her partner for a few hours to persue their hobby. Must have been a slow night saving the hedgehogs that he is up all ready. Any decent partner who “has a job” in a woman’s centre would plonk herself there for the day to let him sleep. Or can she not even trust him to sleep if his nightshift??
he might dream of other women
Or get up and do some spying with his telescope out of the loft window. They've got a sea view you know, he might be able to see women in bikinis on the beach
If id just come off a nightshift i wouldn't be driving my most precious cargo about
Shes a lazy bint he’ll be moping the floor now …
Honest to god don't these huns have a telly ? Let alone a brain cell
I'm getting stalker vibes.........
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