Another thread title thanks to member of the teeny circle (more of a full stop, really) @Lucyinthesky88 Sending you a free razor for your hairy bush and a #gifted break in my shed. Love you so hard babe!
Last thread recap:
- Raq is still a bleep
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- amazingly, both parents found time in between working 40 hours a week each to take Wibble to a trampoline place.
- an advert for a razor, which given she flashed her unshaven haven the other day, she clearly doesn't use
- Wilbert has learned how to clap! So now Betsy's favourite pastime is carrying him into a room where all the family clap and cheer at him! And Rancho kicked Seb for not clapping along
- Toothy Tina shared a post about being ok with not being liked we don't dislike you for no reason babe, it's because you're a lying, thieving, scamming, chavvy prick!
- Yet another trip out to a pub, she goes a lot for someone who doesn't drink
of course Stabby Jo was tagging along, does she even have her own home to go to?
- Lucky Betsy got a driving lesson with Joyce, while Raq filmed from the back seat
- after Tattlers noted that the toxic twins hadn't been round to Arsetrid's gaff in a while, there were some frantic behind the scenes texts and calls to set up a lunch date, not at their place though, Simon has obviously put his foot down about having Rancid wiping her fanny all over their furniture! The pub cat did us all a solid and completely ignored old Rachey
- Rancho took Wilbert to a play place, poor Wibble suffered from sensory overload and "sobbed until he almost vomitted" but luckily Raq's mate was on hand with a sugary treat to calm him down. Rach wouldn't even consider taking him home again because she'd driven an hour and paid a tenner to get in.
- Despite buying a Lisa Jewell book bleeping ages ago, Raq is STILL reading it. Like she doesn't understand how a real book actually works.
- Tallulah's back in favour again, with a grid post. Wonder if this one will get deleted when they have another argument?
- Rancid has a mate who's on a troll rampage! Using the same software that's used to track down terrorists apparently, but mainly seems to be trying to match up tattle users with social media and asking them to "bE kInD". Ok hun, tell Racquet that all she needs to do is provide the receipts for where the PayPal dosh went, and we'll all go away and leave her alone!
- R filmed Edie carrying Wilby (the biggest toddler in the world) down the stone steps at the front of the house
- Raq was titting about with Benjamin, who filmed the poverty porn tour, and announced that she would like to find out whether people would be interested in a patreon for "extra content". Seeing as we've already seen her gammon flaps, and know all the ins and outs of her and Joyce's weird little "pretend we're strangers" sex role play, what more can she possibly give? Will she live stream her next smear test? Pay per view of the birthing of the next Messiah (if Josh has it in him to father another)? Subscription service to receive bottles of breast milk from her golden tit?
- R asked what people would want her to talk about on a podcast. Raq hun, if you need to ask, then maybe podcasting isn't for you.
- R then asked if people would give their phone numbers to receive a call in relation to a feature on a podcast. No mention of GDPR in terms of collecting and storage of people's numbers, and what they will be used for
- Then Raq and Ben the Bellend picked a lucky hun to call, and do a quiz against Rach. Queen Lateetha made it perfectly clear that she shouldn't be allowed to interact with people, she was rude, aggressive, talked over Holly the Hun and complained constantly.
- Rancid Rach is on a troll mission at the moment! Complaining that someone reported her post of laundry products to the ASA because they weren't marked as an ad. She claimed she had emailed them back when clearly it was PA Jo (unless she's started talking about herself in the third person). ASA confirmed there was no further action being taken, so rather than be polite and professional, Raq just HAD to repost it with aggressive captions all over "they're not taking any further bleeping action" #notanadknobheads.
- Then she was back on the bandwagon of the weird Irish woman, seemingly shocked that all the "trolls" she'd tracked down are also mums. "I wonder what chance our children stand when they're being raised by adults like this". If I can refer you to the Wiki Rach, where you'll see a non-exhaustive list of safeguarding concerns YOUR children and stepchildren are subject to due to having yourself and your tit of a husband looking after them
- after this she felt she had to prove what ana amazing mum she is and how well adjusted all the kids are. So she filmed Seb helping to tie ties, followed by Edie making her bed and then carrying Wilbert down the front steps again
- Time for another game of "where's Wibbly", as Raq holed up in the hobbit loft with one of the dogs.
- Then a photo of Betsy wearing Tallulah's jeans. But remember, if T tries to borrow something off B, all hell breaks loose
- Then a weird set of photos with Josh, Seb, Betsy and Wilbert. Josh with his arm around Betsy, while HIS SON Seb stood off to the side like a spare part.
- Rachey Ramble! Lula and Wilby both have sore throats, T only managed one day at her new school. So she has 2 ill children and she's hiding in the loft talking to strangers in her phone. More outtakes from her mini podcast, more talking to Holly the Hun like crap. Isaac got put into isolation at school but she won't say why (funny how you never have a problem telling everyone what Seb's done Raq) so he's been grounded. He called her "Rachaele" and then called Josh "absolutely pathetic" on the phone. Go Isaac!
Edie came in to talk about her beads and immediately started playing up for the camera, just like her mama taught her 
Then Lula joined in and did the same. Too ill for school but she's been shopping in The Range. And guess what... another bleeping roast!
- more reposting about a podcast, this time with Raq introducing herself, and saying that she used to be on Twitter but she's not any more because she got heavily trolled. What thay actually means is that she can't delete comments/retweets and doesn't want her loyal arselickers to know that she's a scammy twit. Ben the Bellend reckons that she works harder than anyone else he knows
didn't think the podcast was meant to be comedy!
- It's all gone a bit groundhog day, with Edie carrying Wilberforce down the steps for the third time this week.
- Raq spent time with some other Instatwat, probably bitching about "trolls" and slagging off her kids while posing for photos.
- A cringey ad for Toffifee, with Rancid having to spend time "making memories" in return for free stuff and a fee. Not all of the kids at once though, that would be ridiculous!
- Tattlers were "treated" to Josh in his swimmers jumping into the sea. Looks like he needs to work harder in those early morning gym sessions he apparently goes to, because he's not looking very buff 
He did look rather chilled though, probably because the boys he fathered with his first wife were nowhere to be seen of course Raq couldn't possibly have got in the water and had fun with her kids, because nobody was paying her to.
- Ratshit is kissing the nurse mum's arse over trolls really pushing that narrative at the moment isn't she, wonder what sob fest she's got coming up that she wants sympathy for.
- Nina of Eat That Frog fame is jacking in her tireless (paid) gig to become a full time barista for her son, massive head and all round idiot Jordan.
- A bit of covert filming of PC Titwank in the car, talking about his driving lesson with Betsy. She ignored his instructions and then blamed him for not being clear enough because of course Princess BeKind can't ever take responsibility for herself (let's be honest, she's seen her mum blaming everyone else her whole life, so she doesn't know any better). Then Raq shared text messages about a missing speaker and some hair straighteners. duck her life indeed! Lots of her followers are likely facing having to choose between heating and eating thid winter, but of course your arguments with your kids are top priority.
- the book is still 99p, thought it was a special offer? Looks like they can barely give the fucker away!
- And they're off for ANOTHER weekend away, probably at Herpes Lodge. Not before Raq's told us she's got period pain though but remember, they both work FULL TIME and NEVER have any time to themselves...
- Wilbert was looked after by Stabby Jo, presumably the rest of the kids are fending for themselves and foraging frozen processed shite from Iceland for their tea.
- a quiet weekend from Raq as she was off-grid at Herpes Lodge. But fear not - she filmed and photographed EVERYTHING to share when she got back to the HH Holmes murder mansion! Including the birthday of the woman who owns it, who was no doubt sobbing with gratitude that Queen Ratshit came to visit on her birthday. R shared photos of pages in the visitors book - all kissing her arse. A photo of Joyce looking through his archive of clippings about birds. Imagine your husband loving something so much, but you're so controlling that you won't let him do it any more She spotted a hedgehog! Had to film the poor thing (she was probably getting withdrawals from not being able to film the kids without consent) and said she felt like she'd given birth to it. Tattlers everywhere wished the same, babe 
She's been pretending to write again, more snippets of absolute bullshit, including a character going to London just like Betsy did, such a vivid imagination our Rachey has!
- Not gonna lie, I usually flick through the ads, but sat through her Iconic one simply for her tit contouring
- Oooh a grid post! About trolls. Rachey babes, someone saying your tits look bigger isn't really trolling, is it?
- of course they wouldn't be back home without having a roast dinner, would they? Nice job carving the meat with a bread knife
- and another quick passive- aggressive non ad for her laundry products
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Last thread recap:
- Raq is still a bleep
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- amazingly, both parents found time in between working 40 hours a week each to take Wibble to a trampoline place.
- an advert for a razor, which given she flashed her unshaven haven the other day, she clearly doesn't use
- Wilbert has learned how to clap! So now Betsy's favourite pastime is carrying him into a room where all the family clap and cheer at him! And Rancho kicked Seb for not clapping along
- Toothy Tina shared a post about being ok with not being liked
we don't dislike you for no reason babe, it's because you're a lying, thieving, scamming, chavvy prick!- Yet another trip out to a pub, she goes a lot for someone who doesn't drink
of course Stabby Jo was tagging along, does she even have her own home to go to?- Lucky Betsy got a driving lesson with Joyce, while Raq filmed from the back seat
- after Tattlers noted that the toxic twins hadn't been round to Arsetrid's gaff in a while, there were some frantic behind the scenes texts and calls to set up a lunch date, not at their place though, Simon has obviously put his foot down about having Rancid wiping her fanny all over their furniture! The pub cat did us all a solid and completely ignored old Rachey
- Rancho took Wilbert to a play place, poor Wibble suffered from sensory overload and "sobbed until he almost vomitted" but luckily Raq's mate was on hand with a sugary treat to calm him down. Rach wouldn't even consider taking him home again because she'd driven an hour and paid a tenner to get in.
- Despite buying a Lisa Jewell book bleeping ages ago, Raq is STILL reading it. Like she doesn't understand how a real book actually works.
- Tallulah's back in favour again, with a grid post. Wonder if this one will get deleted when they have another argument?
- Rancid has a mate who's on a troll rampage! Using the same software that's used to track down terrorists apparently, but mainly seems to be trying to match up tattle users with social media and asking them to "bE kInD". Ok hun, tell Racquet that all she needs to do is provide the receipts for where the PayPal dosh went, and we'll all go away and leave her alone!
- R filmed Edie carrying Wilby (the biggest toddler in the world) down the stone steps at the front of the house
- Raq was titting about with Benjamin, who filmed the poverty porn tour, and announced that she would like to find out whether people would be interested in a patreon for "extra content". Seeing as we've already seen her gammon flaps, and know all the ins and outs of her and Joyce's weird little "pretend we're strangers" sex role play, what more can she possibly give? Will she live stream her next smear test? Pay per view of the birthing of the next Messiah (if Josh has it in him to father another)? Subscription service to receive bottles of breast milk from her golden tit?
- R asked what people would want her to talk about on a podcast. Raq hun, if you need to ask, then maybe podcasting isn't for you.
- R then asked if people would give their phone numbers to receive a call in relation to a feature on a podcast. No mention of GDPR in terms of collecting and storage of people's numbers, and what they will be used for
- Then Raq and Ben the Bellend picked a lucky hun to call, and do a quiz against Rach. Queen Lateetha made it perfectly clear that she shouldn't be allowed to interact with people, she was rude, aggressive, talked over Holly the Hun and complained constantly.
- Rancid Rach is on a troll mission at the moment! Complaining that someone reported her post of laundry products to the ASA because they weren't marked as an ad. She claimed she had emailed them back when clearly it was PA Jo (unless she's started talking about herself in the third person). ASA confirmed there was no further action being taken, so rather than be polite and professional, Raq just HAD to repost it with aggressive captions all over "they're not taking any further bleeping action" #notanadknobheads.
- Then she was back on the bandwagon of the weird Irish woman, seemingly shocked that all the "trolls" she'd tracked down are also mums. "I wonder what chance our children stand when they're being raised by adults like this". If I can refer you to the Wiki Rach, where you'll see a non-exhaustive list of safeguarding concerns YOUR children and stepchildren are subject to due to having yourself and your tit of a husband looking after them
- after this she felt she had to prove what ana amazing mum she is and how well adjusted all the kids are. So she filmed Seb helping to tie ties, followed by Edie making her bed and then carrying Wilbert down the front steps again
- Time for another game of "where's Wibbly", as Raq holed up in the hobbit loft with one of the dogs.
- Then a photo of Betsy wearing Tallulah's jeans. But remember, if T tries to borrow something off B, all hell breaks loose
- Then a weird set of photos with Josh, Seb, Betsy and Wilbert. Josh with his arm around Betsy, while HIS SON Seb stood off to the side like a spare part.
- Rachey Ramble! Lula and Wilby both have sore throats, T only managed one day at her new school. So she has 2 ill children and she's hiding in the loft talking to strangers in her phone. More outtakes from her mini podcast, more talking to Holly the Hun like crap. Isaac got put into isolation at school but she won't say why (funny how you never have a problem telling everyone what Seb's done Raq) so he's been grounded. He called her "Rachaele" and then called Josh "absolutely pathetic" on the phone. Go Isaac!
Edie came in to talk about her beads and immediately started playing up for the camera, just like her mama taught her Then Lula joined in and did the same. Too ill for school but she's been shopping in The Range. And guess what... another bleeping roast!- more reposting about a podcast, this time with Raq introducing herself, and saying that she used to be on Twitter but she's not any more because she got heavily trolled. What thay actually means is that she can't delete comments/retweets and doesn't want her loyal arselickers to know that she's a scammy twit. Ben the Bellend reckons that she works harder than anyone else he knows
didn't think the podcast was meant to be comedy!- It's all gone a bit groundhog day, with Edie carrying Wilberforce down the steps for the third time this week.
- Raq spent time with some other Instatwat, probably bitching about "trolls" and slagging off her kids while posing for photos.
- A cringey ad for Toffifee, with Rancid having to spend time "making memories" in return for free stuff and a fee. Not all of the kids at once though, that would be ridiculous!
- Tattlers were "treated"
to Josh in his swimmers jumping into the sea. Looks like he needs to work harder in those early morning gym sessions he apparently goes to, because he's not looking very buff He did look rather chilled though, probably because the boys he fathered with his first wife were nowhere to be seen of course Raq couldn't possibly have got in the water and had fun with her kids, because nobody was paying her to.- Ratshit is kissing the nurse mum's arse over trolls
really pushing that narrative at the moment isn't she, wonder what sob fest she's got coming up that she wants sympathy for.- Nina of Eat That Frog fame is jacking in her tireless (paid) gig to become a full time barista for her son, massive head and all round idiot Jordan.
- A bit of covert filming of PC Titwank in the car, talking about his driving lesson with Betsy. She ignored his instructions and then blamed him for not being clear enough
because of course Princess BeKind can't ever take responsibility for herself (let's be honest, she's seen her mum blaming everyone else her whole life, so she doesn't know any better). Then Raq shared text messages about a missing speaker and some hair straighteners. duck her life indeed! Lots of her followers are likely facing having to choose between heating and eating thid winter, but of course your arguments with your kids are top priority.- the book is still 99p, thought it was a special offer? Looks like they can barely give the fucker away!
- And they're off for ANOTHER weekend away, probably at Herpes Lodge. Not before Raq's told us she's got period pain though
but remember, they both work FULL TIME and NEVER have any time to themselves...- Wilbert was looked after by Stabby Jo, presumably the rest of the kids are fending for themselves and foraging frozen processed shite from Iceland for their tea.
- a quiet weekend from Raq as she was off-grid at Herpes Lodge. But fear not - she filmed and photographed EVERYTHING to share when she got back to the HH Holmes murder mansion! Including the birthday of the woman who owns it, who was no doubt sobbing with gratitude that Queen Ratshit came to visit on her birthday. R shared photos of pages in the visitors book - all kissing her arse. A photo of Joyce looking through his archive of clippings about birds. Imagine your husband loving something so much, but you're so controlling that you won't let him do it any more
She spotted a hedgehog! Had to film the poor thing (she was probably getting withdrawals from not being able to film the kids without consent) and said she felt like she'd given birth to it. Tattlers everywhere wished the same, babe She's been pretending to write again, more snippets of absolute bullshit, including a character going to London just like Betsy did, such a vivid imagination our Rachey has!- Not gonna lie, I usually flick through the ads, but sat through her Iconic one simply for her tit contouring
- Oooh a grid post! About trolls. Rachey babes, someone saying your tits look bigger isn't really trolling, is it?
- of course they wouldn't be back home without having a roast dinner, would they? Nice job carving the meat with a bread knife
- and another quick passive- aggressive non ad for her laundry products
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
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