PTWM #99 Back at herpes lodge with Josh, whatever did happen to the PayPal dosh?

[Lucyinthesky88]

I tell you this much though if I was wilberts child minder or a member of nursery staff or wherever I would be teaching him to say “PayPal “

Omg yes can you imagine that conversation?

Nursery practitioner: “Wilby, it’s mummy!”
Wilby: “PayPal!”
Rachel: “Excuse me?”
Wilby: “PayPal!”
Rachel: “I’d like to speak to your manager,”
Manager: “Hi there, is everything ok?”
Rachel: “No, I’m afraid you have a troll working for you,”
Manager: “I’m sorry, what?”
Rachel: “You heard me - a troll,”
Manager: “Sorry, you’re going to have to explain…”
Rachel: “Don’t you know who I am?”
Manager: “Yes, of course! You’re Mrs Hambleton-Marshall-Blewitt-Chamberlain. We all know you here ”
Rachel: “Noooo! I’m Part-Time Working Mummy!”
Manager: “So why does Wilby attend full time?”
Rachel: “What? Oh, no I don’t actually work part time, I work 40 hours a week selling scented water and shite make up to 225,000 strangers!”
Manager: “Ok… I thought you said you were a key worker, but sure…”
Rachel: “I am a key worker. My work is essential! But you’re missing the point!”
Manager: “Ok…”
Rachel: “There are trolls online who tell me my boobs look bigger than they actually do and who worry my kids aren’t safe just because Wilby ate a firelighter and played with a fan and Seb-”
Manager: “Seb?”
Rachel: “My stepson, keep up, he’s the tall one that calls me Mum! Anyway, he broke his arm and I didn’t take him to hospital and sometimes I talk about my kids’ periods and anxiety online but apart from that I’m really good at being a mum!”
Manager: “Great!”
Rachel: “I don’t even know how cos my own mum abandoned me when I was 4 and ruined my life and because of her I’ll never let my kids have shit trainers EVER!”
Manager: “……… so, it’s getting late, Wilby will be wanting his bath and bed…”
Rachel: “Oh, I don’t bath him, that’s Betsy’s job. Actually, I do need to film that ad for Child’s Farm bubble bath so may as well do it now. Come on, Wilby, let’s go.”
Wilby: “PayPal?”
Rachel: “Oh yes, the trolls! You have one here and they’ve taught Wilby to say PayPal and it’s his first word and you’ve literally ruined my life!”
Manager: “What’s wrong with PayPal? Isn’t that how you pay your nursery fees?”
Rachel: “Yeah but the money was just resting in my account, I use it and then top it up from my own account with my actual money that I get paid for writing fiction books and selling out my kids. Anyway, the trolls all want to know what happened to their PayPal donations and now someone here has taught Wilby to say PayPal because they are a troll.”
Manager: “I think we’d better call Joyce. I mean Josh!”
Wilby: “PayPal!!!!!!”

 

[Cheerios78]

Late catching up to the latest drama but what a load of bollocks. Why would someone pick on her tits in order to troll her? (Let's face it theres a lot more 'obvious' physical elements they could pick)
What luck that the meany troll just happened to send the message while she was wearing the bra it just so happens she is most likely going to be advertising in the near future! #blessed. Of course now the huns are going to rush out to buy it using their special PTWM15 code because, after all, if its so good that it made rach have a titty trolling then what wonders could it do for them?!

I think the great majority of comparisons between tattlers and trolls are stark. Most people, like myself, are here for the PayPal answers. Admittedly we are never going to get them, but we hang around in the hope that one day a slice of justice might just be served. I couldn't really care less about her tits, her teeth, her nose or her warped home life and if companies want to throw a few quid to a chancer who contours like pennywise the clown and flashes her grizzly tuna canoe to 220 thousand followers then that's their lookout.

I'm just pleased shes a responsible influencer and only advertises things she loves although it has to be said, I've never known anyone to love homeopathic mats, tesco, clover spread, jammy Dodgers, starburst sweets, cow and gate baby milk, mugshot drinks, antiseptic kitchen cleaners, laundry tablets, robotic vacuums, dog treat machines, household CCTV, woodland walks, outdoor clothing and camping, Lego, Disney, huggies nappies, expensive mattresses, dfs sofas, conservatories, vegetable meal deliveries, fresh fish deliveries, car insurance, cardboard desks, amazon tablets, iconic makeup, organic deodorants, home bargains, toffiee sweets, the national rail service, roast sodding potatoes, rescue remedy, only girls allowed razors, beauty subscription boxes, daily vitamins and supplements, kinder surprise, dog cameras, Mark's and Spencer, plasters, flavoured drinks bottles, the RSPCA, science boxes, children's newspapers, flash cleaning products, national geographic uk, finish dishwasher tablets, tangle teaser hairbrushes, moisturizer, sky tv, toothbrushes and online photo prints as much as our rach does

 

[DipsyDoodle]

Another thread title thanks to member of the teeny circle (more of a full stop, really) @Lucyinthesky88 Sending you a free razor for your hairy bush and a #gifted break in my shed. Love you so hard babe!

Last thread recap:
- Raq is still a CUNT
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- amazingly, both parents found time in between working 40 hours a week each to take Wibble to a trampoline place.
- an advert for a razor, which given she flashed her unshaven haven the other day, she clearly doesn't use
- Wilbert has learned how to clap! So now Betsy's favourite pastime is carrying him into a room where all the family clap and cheer at him! And Rancho kicked Seb for not clapping along
- Toothy Tina shared a post about being ok with not being liked we don't dislike you for no reason babe, it's because you're a lying, thieving, scamming, chavvy prick!
- Yet another trip out to a pub, she goes a lot for someone who doesn't drink of course Stabby Jo was tagging along, does she even have her own home to go to?
- Lucky Betsy got a driving lesson with Joyce, while Raq filmed from the back seat
- after Tattlers noted that the toxic twins hadn't been round to Arsetrid's gaff in a while, there were some frantic behind the scenes texts and calls to set up a lunch date, not at their place though, Simon has obviously put his foot down about having Rancid wiping her fanny all over their furniture! The pub cat did us all a solid and completely ignored old Rachey
- Rancho took Wilbert to a play place, poor Wibble suffered from sensory overload and "sobbed until he almost vomitted" but luckily Raq's mate was on hand with a sugary treat to calm him down. Rach wouldn't even consider taking him home again because she'd driven an hour and paid a tenner to get in.
- Despite buying a Lisa Jewell book fucking ages ago, Raq is STILL reading it. Like she doesn't understand how a real book actually works.
- Tallulah's back in favour again, with a grid post. Wonder if this one will get deleted when they have another argument?
- Rancid has a mate who's on a troll rampage! Using the same software that's used to track down terrorists apparently, but mainly seems to be trying to match up tattle users with social media and asking them to "bE kInD". Ok hun, tell Racquet that all she needs to do is provide the receipts for where the PayPal dosh went, and we'll all go away and leave her alone!
- R filmed Edie carrying Wilby (the biggest toddler in the world) down the stone steps at the front of the house
- Raq was titting about with Benjamin, who filmed the poverty porn tour, and announced that she would like to find out whether people would be interested in a patreon for "extra content". Seeing as we've already seen her gammon flaps, and know all the ins and outs of her and Joyce's weird little "pretend we're strangers" sex role play, what more can she possibly give? Will she live stream her next smear test? Pay per view of the birthing of the next Messiah (if Josh has it in him to father another)? Subscription service to receive bottles of breast milk from her golden tit?
- R asked what people would want her to talk about on a podcast. Raq hun, if you need to ask, then maybe podcasting isn't for you.
- R then asked if people would give their phone numbers to receive a call in relation to a feature on a podcast. No mention of GDPR in terms of collecting and storage of people's numbers, and what they will be used for
- Then Raq and Ben the Bellend picked a lucky hun to call, and do a quiz against Rach. Queen Lateetha made it perfectly clear that she shouldn't be allowed to interact with people, she was rude, aggressive, talked over Holly the Hun and complained constantly.
- Rancid Rach is on a troll mission at the moment! Complaining that someone reported her post of laundry products to the ASA because they weren't marked as an ad. She claimed she had emailed them back when clearly it was PA Jo (unless she's started talking about herself in the third person). ASA confirmed there was no further action being taken, so rather than be polite and professional, Raq just HAD to repost it with aggressive captions all over "they're not taking any further fucking action" #notanadknobheads.
- Then she was back on the bandwagon of the weird Irish woman, seemingly shocked that all the "trolls" she'd tracked down are also mums. "I wonder what chance our children stand when they're being raised by adults like this". If I can refer you to the Wiki Rach, where you'll see a non-exhaustive list of safeguarding concerns YOUR children and stepchildren are subject to due to having yourself and your tit of a husband looking after them
- after this she felt she had to prove what ana amazing mum she is and how well adjusted all the kids are. So she filmed Seb helping to tie ties, followed by Edie making her bed and then carrying Wilbert down the front steps again
- Time for another game of "where's Wibbly", as Raq holed up in the hobbit loft with one of the dogs.
- Then a photo of Betsy wearing Tallulah's jeans. But remember, if T tries to borrow something off B, all hell breaks loose
- Then a weird set of photos with Josh, Seb, Betsy and Wilbert. Josh with his arm around Betsy, while HIS SON Seb stood off to the side like a spare part.
- Rachey Ramble! Lula and Wilby both have sore throats, T only managed one day at her new school. So she has 2 ill children and she's hiding in the loft talking to strangers in her phone. More outtakes from her mini podcast, more talking to Holly the Hun like crap. Isaac got put into isolation at school but she won't say why (funny how you never have a problem telling everyone what Seb's done Raq) so he's been grounded. He called her "Rachaele" and then called Josh "absolutely pathetic" on the phone. Go Isaac! Edie came in to talk about her beads and immediately started playing up for the camera, just like her mama taught her Then Lula joined in and did the same. Too ill for school but she's been shopping in The Range. And guess what... another fucking roast!
- more reposting about a podcast, this time with Raq introducing herself, and saying that she used to be on Twitter but she's not any more because she got heavily trolled. What thay actually means is that she can't delete comments/retweets and doesn't want her loyal arselickers to know that she's a scammy twat. Ben the Bellend reckons that she works harder than anyone else he knows didn't think the podcast was meant to be comedy!
- It's all gone a bit groundhog day, with Edie carrying Wilberforce down the steps for the third time this week.
- Raq spent time with some other Instatwat, probably bitching about "trolls" and slagging off her kids while posing for photos.
- A cringey ad for Toffifee, with Rancid having to spend time "making memories" in return for free stuff and a fee. Not all of the kids at once though, that would be ridiculous!
- Tattlers were "treated" to Josh in his swimmers jumping into the sea. Looks like he needs to work harder in those early morning gym sessions he apparently goes to, because he's not looking very buff He did look rather chilled though, probably because the boys he fathered with his first wife were nowhere to be seen of course Raq couldn't possibly have got in the water and had fun with her kids, because nobody was paying her to.
- Ratshit is kissing the nurse mum's arse over trolls really pushing that narrative at the moment isn't she, wonder what sob fest she's got coming up that she wants sympathy for.
- Nina of Eat That Frog fame is jacking in her tireless (paid) gig to become a full time barista for her son, massive dickhead and all round idiot Jordan.
- A bit of covert filming of PC Titwank in the car, talking about his driving lesson with Betsy. She ignored his instructions and then blamed him for not being clear enough because of course Princess BeKind can't ever take responsibility for herself (let's be honest, she's seen her mum blaming everyone else her whole life, so she doesn't know any better). Then Raq shared text messages about a missing speaker and some hair straighteners. Fuck her life indeed! Lots of her followers are likely facing having to choose between heating and eating thid winter, but of course your arguments with your kids are top priority.
- the book is still 99p, thought it was a special offer? Looks like they can barely give the fucker away!
- And they're off for ANOTHER weekend away, probably at Herpes Lodge. Not before Raq's told us she's got period pain though but remember, they both work FULL TIME and NEVER have any time to themselves...
- Wilbert was looked after by Stabby Jo, presumably the rest of the kids are fending for themselves and foraging frozen processed shite from Iceland for their tea.
- a quiet weekend from Raq as she was off-grid at Herpes Lodge. But fear not - she filmed and photographed EVERYTHING to share when she got back to the HH Holmes murder mansion! Including the birthday of the woman who owns it, who was no doubt sobbing with gratitude that Queen Ratshit came to visit on her birthday. R shared photos of pages in the visitors book - all kissing her arse. A photo of Joyce looking through his archive of clippings about birds. Imagine your husband loving something so much, but you're so controlling that you won't let him do it any more She spotted a hedgehog! Had to film the poor thing (she was probably getting withdrawals from not being able to film the kids without consent) and said she felt like she'd given birth to it. Tattlers everywhere wished the same, babe She's been pretending to write again, more snippets of absolute bullshit, including a character going to London just like Betsy did, such a vivid imagination our Rachey has!
- Not gonna lie, I usually flick through the ads, but sat through her Iconic one simply for her shit contouring
- Oooh a grid post! About trolls. Rachey babes, someone saying your tits look bigger isn't really trolling, is it?
- of course they wouldn't be back home without having a roast dinner, would they? Nice job carving the meat with a bread knife
- and another quick passive- aggressive non ad for her laundry products



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[Lucyinthesky88]

I don’t get the whole “women supporting women” thing she referenced either. Apparently, “influencing” (I hate myself for all the quotation marks but I can’t bear half the terms she bandies about and I want to make sure people know they’re her words not mine ) is a predominantly female market and “trolls” are also mostly female (dunno how they verify that but ) and isn’t it terrible that women (trolls) are tearing other women (influencers) down?

So because I have a vagina I’m supposed to actively support every other person with a vagina regardless of how I feel about them, their actions and what they stand for?

Rachel, meanwhile, has scammed women, used women, abused their trust, stolen their husbands and children, written awful things about them in “fiction” books, taken the piss out of their teeth, laughed at them for going out of their way to help her and her chickens, belittled them, coerced them into leaving their family behind and moving away, paid them to do her dirty work, sold their private lives, including sharing confidential court documents all over the internet, and failed to forgive her own mother for abandoning her at the age of 4. What a feminist she is

 

[DipsyDoodle]

Beautifully wonderful, until they’re your own though, eh? They’ve cried everyday over it. Why? Be happy he’s happy and healthy. And I know it’s been said today, but 18 years, yet ignored T for 6 of them? I have no doubt she is embarrassed of the recent events - you could see it when T was sharing what was going on in one of her stories

They've cried every day, have they? Well a long term internet mate of mine (we've never met IRL) had a severely disabled son, he was born 12 weeks early and unfortunately starved of oxygen, resulting in him having cerebral palsy. He has never walked or talked, never been continent, never eaten anything that wasn't through a tube. My friend has spent her life caring for him, advocating for him, especially struggling when he turned 18 and became a legal adult (on one memorable occasion, she was told she'd have to bring him into the job centre so they could see that he's not able to do any kind of employment at all. She had provided documents from various doctors, but was told she definitely had to bring him in. When she got there the person she was seeing was horrified that she'd had to bring him in, because it shouldn't have happened). My friend, who lived for her son, is currently going through the unfathomable heartbreak of having lost her beautiful beloved son after he passed away in his sleep a couple of weeks ago at the age of 22.

Fuck off with your fake heartbreak and attention seeking, you massive prick

 

[Lucyinthesky88]

#100

A gram of sherbet, an ounce of hash,
It’s amazing what you can buy with PayPal cash!

(allegedly)

 

[Wotsit]

Careful @Wotsit - You don’t want Rach to find out that you don’t spend 7 hours a day on here and refreshing her Instagram page every 5 seconds for updates. She may never recover from the shock that we do indeed have lives .

(Hope your okay and it’s nothing to serious anyway .)

nope nothing serious, just the selfish daughter deciding to have a baby. She wasn't sliced in half and nor has she been able to solely keep the baby alive with her golden tit so I have told her this doesn't count and I cant have anymore time distracted from R by her.

 

[Lucyinthesky88]

Ok so she’s still going with Vanessa being her worst “troll” aka me?? I can’t even

Rachel, I am not Vanessa.

You did not steal my husband from me.

I have never even met you.

I have also never trolled you.

You directed me to Tattle! And my comments have been plentiful and I’m sure you think they are unpleasant but they have only ever been here, so not only am I not your “worst troll” aka Vanessa, I’m not even a troll

 

[Wotsit]

Rach - we keep wilbys issues private because it's nothing to do with anyone else

Also Rach - here's a video of wilby naked in the bath, playing with his genitals, that I've been paid to post. please buy the child's farm bubble bath I'm advertising.

You couldn't make this shit up

 

[FridaK]

God, so many questions?

Who on gods green earth would call the NSPCC?

What she suggesting is that Vanessa has spent 2 years on here as Lucy without her families knowledge, making up an entire separate life with kids, a husband, interests, and a job for the purpose of commenting on Rachael’s content.

(Now I’ve thought about this when she first floated it. It would mean that during Ava’s wedding weekend, Vanessa was on here . It would also mean that Vanessa has posted on here about Edie, and Betsy, even though Edies Dad has a relationship with the Apicellas and his daughter was a bridesmaid at Ava’s wedding. It would mean that Vanessa is lying to her daughters just for the purpose of slinging comments about Rachael when she was willing to go into business with her. It would mean that Vanessa is still here even after Rachael ‘found her out’ and didn’t even for the odd couple of days stop commenting during that time.) Sorry @Lucyinthesky88 just had to illustrate how mad a claim it is x

Who the fuck is the building inspector that doesn’t use the Internet? Where does he live 1987?

Why does she have to go away to get to know Josh? Doesn’t she speak to him when she has wifi? (Not that I blame her for that at least.)

Whys she shouting out multiple accounts like the influencer whisperer? Perhaps if she stopped crawling up peoples backsides, she’d have more time to spend on her own life .

Finally and probably most importantly. Why does she read here? We don’t want you here Rach, how many times do we need to say it before you understand . Go away!

 

[Holycow]

I don't like it that her and josh cry daily about Wilby's issues and she tells people this.
My child is autistic and is bloody brilliant, yes it's difficult but I don't cry about him everyday, because he's not someone else's version of 'perfect'. I really didn't like that. Like they are both so sad he's possibly on the spectrum, does it matter he's your son....he's alive and healthy which is alot more than what other people have got!
Really got to me that comment has. Even if you do cry daily keep it to yourself and your family and friends.

 

[Angel74]

Women tearing women down. How about this !!!
1. Attacking lauras aka kdil appearance ( her teeth) in a group chat message
2. Writing about Joyces ex wife's suicide attempt and thinly veil it as a work of fiction
Tip of the iceberg.

 

[Jellybean093]

This is the start of
V done this, V done that…
She’s setting the ground work now so everyone feels sorry for her and doesn’t believe what V says. She’s very calculating and she knows what she’s doing

 

[MrsA99]

The grid post about T, like someone else has said, it’s great that she’s happier at a new school and even though T says she’s ok for people to know about her possible diagnosis, it just feels like she’s (R) is using it to gain sympathy and it’s too intrusive.
Also, she wrote this , saying she was devastated and helpless, yet she laughed at T like a mean girl, along with Betsy when she had a meltdown and threw her iPad down about some maths she couldn’t do! She filmed it and put it in her stories for content! Not the behaviour of someone who loves her children ‘so much, the hardest ever’!
Oh! And in that story Betsy was the one who was going to write a note to the teacher!
Helpless?? Lazy more like!

Also, there was no reason for her not to go home while she was away ‘working’ back in May when T was ‘utterly broken’ . It wasn’t a life and death project, Jordan could have carried on alone. She wasn’t under contract. It was a vanity project. It’s not Betsy’s job, at 16, to ring the school, arrange an appointment and sort out T’s school problems! Great that she cares, but not her job!
Why do her followers think she’s such an ‘amazing’ mother? I don’t get it.

 

[FridaK]

I’ve just read through some of the comments on her post and honestly it’s like floating through verbal vomit. My head is sore. At the end of the day they are her kids, she has that responsibility come what may. She can share Wibbles journey or not whatever, it won’t change the outcome if 1 million people know or none at all. It’s only a ‘thing,’ if she makes it a ‘thing.’ So far with both kids, she’s handling the public discourse appallingly. Sharing that comment just highlighted that she’s triggered by someone saying that, which tells me she’s not okay with it all yet. Plus that post on Josh’s story is fucking awful. If you feel the need to express that you love your child after highlighting that they may be slightly different from societal norms, you’ve got some serious shit to work through.

So far all I see is a fucking spectacle over 2 children that don’t need to be made into entertainment for verbally vomiting Facebook Mums .

Oh and can I also point out that I’m aware of KDIL mental health difficulties, but fuck me, she chimes up like a woman with nothing useful to say who has a mild case of Tourette’s. Somebody needs to tell her that being laughed at is not the same as people laughing along with you. You do not have to be that vile and obnoxious to get your point across. It just portrays a fundamental inability to add intelligence and due respect to all circumstances.

My soap box today .

 

[L1fe0nM@rs]

Not passing any comment on Katie price, at all. But interesting that PTWM has chosen the troll issue to highlight and not the alleged domestic violence a couple of weeks ago.

You’d think, given she’s a domestic violence advocate and all, she might have heard about it

 

[Scd1991]

Things going on with wibbly that are “so hard” yet she’s fine to go off and leave him for the weekend with no contact. When my child was going through the diagnosis process I wanted to be with them all the time making sure they were safe and happy. Getting confirmation was both a blessing and upsetting but their needs always came first. Lulas newly been told she needs investigation and moved schools, wobble is going through some stuff we can’t know about yet the most selfish parents in the world fuck off to love each other so hard like the most ever for another weekend without kids. Would it have killed them to have taken the kids to a family based place and actually done something with them.

 

[Cosytidy]

Loves to dig herself a hole doesn’t she.

1. Children die at home (mostly) due to violent abusive men. Their deaths are solely the responsibility of those men, not any social workers.
These are the women & children you are supposed to save at the womens centre. How will you do that when you show attitudes which collude in the fatal violence these men perpetrate?
2. There are set procedures childrens services & the NSPCC follow with regards to information received about children potentially at risk. These are standard procedures which aren’t too difficult to follow. You don’t seem to grasp these procedures, which as an influencer is fine. For the director of a womens centre it really isn’t fine, it’s fucking worrying.
3. I work in a related field-if I/my children were referred to childrens services I wouldn’t be saying they should be looking at other families I would welcome them assessing me. Not because I’m a perfect parent but because that’s what they should do & that’s how children are kept safe. I wouldn’t say that other children would die because I’m being investigated-that’s a classic gaslighting tactic. ( FWIW I don’t think her kids warrant CS involvement. Dysfunctional, yes. At risk/in need, no.)
4. I’ve never trolled you Rachaele. Any direct contact with you has been supportive (cringe). What I’ve said about you on here relates to your role within DA, which is fraudulent.
5. Your determination to label women so quickly as unwell shows the internalised misogyny you so obviously hold. It fits the trope of the hysterical woman who needs a man to take charge. DA thrives when those beliefs are held in society.
6. If you want to stop DA stop perpetuating traditional gender roles with your sales tactics, which again allow misogynistic attitudes to persist. EG selling cleaning products which are so obviously marketed to women such as the Bold detergent. If you wanna be an iNfLuEnCeR have some fucking influence on this shit.

Whoever called it that she was doing this to put the huns off the Apicellas was spot on. Hopefully they’re reporting her to every relevant body locally.

 

[Wotsit]

I love this thread for a bunch of trolls we are a nice supportive group. Congratulations @Wotsit x

get ready for the next troll post to include

‘and these comments come from grandmothers’

 

[Lucyinthesky88]

She been in a science lesson?