PTWM #137 A holiday with the kids is not for me; we’ll be away without them soon I can guarantee

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If wobble was having a meltdown there would be no distracting. I've had 16 years of meltdowns and absolutely nothing will distract him from a ne
 
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just caught up on all the thread and I am deceased at this 💀

i mean there are many issues with that bathroom and I am no kirstie allsopp but it is a small space, they haven’t even tried to make it brighter or bigger?
They are having new windows, she mentioned it a few weeks back.
Clear glass this time, not obscured glass.
She also said at the time that she would be flashing her tiny A cups to the neighbours, when they get new windows.
She's a filthy bleeping bleep, but maybe her daughters don't want to expose themselves to the neighbours when they have a bath or shower.
Although the bathroom is so hideous, I think only Rancid, Joyce and weeble will be using it.
Although the others might use the bidet hose for a water fight 🙄.
 
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She's literally made money from putting "wow" on a sweatshirt and flogging it, and now it's patronising? 🤷
Was just going to say the same thing. How on earth can it now be such a patronising word, yet it was sewn onto clothes and so important not long ago 🙄
 
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I did a before and after photo last week (and posted on my Fb page) as I had a wedding to go to and for the first time and I had my make up done professionally 😊 and wanted to thank the MUA for the glow up ( I didn’t mention I had given her a tip too though 🙄)
I spend most of my time with out make up so it was definitely a lovely treat and I felt very glam 🤩
I’m nearly 10 years older than Rachet and I’ve not had any work done on my face and my before photo was 100 times better than this 🥴

He’s got that 1980’s catalog pose down to a T..
he’s such a twit 😝looks bored out of his mind.. why does he not get down to W level and interact with him and the the water pipe.. obvs doesn't want his designer clothes to get wet…🙄
 

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I did a before and after photo last week (and posted on my Fb page) as I had a wedding to go to and for the first time and I had my make up done professionally 😊 and wanted to thank the MUA for the glow up ( I didn’t mention I had given her a tip too though 🙄)
I spend most of my time with out make up so it was definitely a lovely treat and I felt very glam 🤩
I’m nearly 10 years older than Rachet and I’ve not had any work done on my face and my before photo was 100 times better than this 🥴

He’s got that 1980’s catalog pose down to a T..
he’s such a twit 😝looks bored out of his mind.. why does he not get down to W level and interact with him and the the water pipe.. obvs doesn't want his designer clothes to get wet…🙄
She just looks dirty, like she needs a good scrub 🤣
Eta.. how many lines did she have before this photo, her pupils are like piss holes in the snow 😆
 
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I did a before and after photo last week (and posted on my Fb page) as I had a wedding to go to and for the first time and I had my make up done professionally 😊 and wanted to thank the MUA for the glow up ( I didn’t mention I had given her a tip too though 🙄)
I spend most of my time with out make up so it was definitely a lovely treat and I felt very glam 🤩
I’m nearly 10 years older than Rachet and I’ve not had any work done on my face and my before photo was 100 times better than this 🥴

He’s got that 1980’s catalog pose down to a T..
he’s such a twit 😝looks bored out of his mind.. why does he not get down to W level and interact with him and the the water pipe.. obvs doesn't want his designer clothes to get wet…🙄
Oh my god he just looks camper by the day! I've got some seriously gay mates who still don't give off as camp vibes as old Sloshy!
 
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I did a before and after photo last week (and posted on my Fb page) as I had a wedding to go to and for the first time and I had my make up done professionally 😊 and wanted to thank the MUA for the glow up ( I didn’t mention I had given her a tip too though 🙄)
I spend most of my time with out make up so it was definitely a lovely treat and I felt very glam 🤩
I’m nearly 10 years older than Rachet and I’ve not had any work done on my face and my before photo was 100 times better than this 🥴

He’s got that 1980’s catalog pose down to a T..
he’s such a twit 😝looks bored out of his mind.. why does he not get down to W level and interact with him and the the water pipe.. obvs doesn't want his designer clothes to get wet…🙄
It's like the nose and bottom lip are sulking with each other. Facing different directions ⬅➡
 
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If wobble was having a meltdown there would be no distracting. I've had 16 years of meltdowns and absolutely nothing will distract him from a ne
Come here to say this, if I try to distract said meltdown it gets a million times worse.
 
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You do look lush Joyce 💋💋💋.
If my husband ponced around like this twit, posing in front of the mirror and taking selfies, I would be seriously concerned about his mental health 😬.
If my husband done that pre going out I would change into my jammies and say duck that I am staying in you twit.
 
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You do look lush Joyce 💋💋💋.
If my husband ponced around like this twit, posing in front of the mirror and taking selfies, I would be seriously concerned about his mental health 😬.
Being the partner of an ex service man from the engineers myself, it really does baffle me how he survived even a week in the army 🤦‍♀️ my partner would rip the tit out of josh if he ever came across him, never mind those hideous shoes 🤣
 
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