When I got in the delivery room with my first I cried to the midwife and was like ‘I don’t want to shit myself’ she was like ‘surely there’s more to be concerned about’I mean, it’s better than a mid labour poothat’s my biggest fear! Thank god I’m having a csection
Well yeah there is but I still don’t want to shit myself!?
When my nan was pregnant with my mom it was back in the 60s so was x rays back then. She was in waiting room for a late scan at I think like 38 weeks and saw some woman looking devastated in the waiting room. My nan asked what was wrong and the woman was worrying as they told her they need to x Ray her as they suspected twins. My nan giggled like 'oh rather you then me'. Woman goes in, comes back out all smiles cause its one baby. My nan goes for hers and low and behold she got the shock of her life and found out she was having twins. My poor nan was 39 at this point as well lol.the bloating was worse the second time round and the bump definitely appeared much sooner. I have a photo of me at 10 weeks where I genuinely look close to my 20 week bump in my first pregnancy. We kept joking it must mean we were having twins…
..turns out it is twins
almost 27 weeks now and everyday I get a comment from a stranger “not much longer left to go then?” “how many weeks left?” “Ooh it will soon be all over!”
I believe it’s very normal to show much earlier due to muscle memory! X
don’t even know why because I’ll probably carry on shopping even though we definitely don’t need any more stuff I had a really vivid dream about Stephen Mulhern too a few months ago, except he was feeding alligators with me ???? Why is this man infiltrating pregnant women's dreamsI hope baby doesn't leave you waiting too much longer!
I bet your dream wasn't as terrifying as the one I had last night, I dreamt I had a one night stand with Stephen Mulhern and did the walk of shame the next day wearing his used underpants. I'm traumatised.
I love a bit of animal print for a baby girl. The phrase "dressing her like a 50 year old chain smoking divorcee" might have been said
I was trying to explain lightening crotch to my OH.
at 3am when it’s the 4th nappy change of the night and it’s cold and drizzly?! Course you are babe 
I’m glad I decided to come over, our situation is somewhat different to the norm so I’m reluctant to join any groups but even in the last few weeks I love being part of this gang
Kids 100% change your life, it’s true, but not all of it is bad. When I just had my eldest, we still went to stay with friends, out for meals, he just came along and did what I did, he was such an easy baby. Once I had two, it was slightly harder, but they grow, and you adapt and actually I found that I prefer doing stuff with them that makes them happy. A lot of the time it’s just the 3 of us as my partner works away/late/weekends, we have a great routine and have fun together.
We’ve all got this 
Baby girl best like pink and flowers cause that's what she'll be living in. I'm a tomboy with all boys until she's here so I'm hoping to embrace my feminine side through her lol.
