Poppy Adams #17 Her dating life is such a farce or is she lying through her Pythagorarse

[sickofthefake!]

She literally looks like a giant compared to the others

 

[Freefalling]

She literally looks like a giant compared to the others

When she's beside other people, you can really see her true size

 

[troglodyte]

This is definitely edited in some way. Look at the weird curve of the rug/carpet.

Hilarious that in her bio she states she's "helping you to love & accept your body". Go on Poppanory, tell us another...

 

[uglybettybetty]

This is definitely edited in some way. Look at the weird curve of the rug/carpet.

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Hilarious that in her bio she states she's "helping you to love & accept your body". Go on Poppanory, tell us another...

I have always found it really funny that she writes that in her bio like she’s some sort of agony aunt who helps people, in reality I think she needs to help herself because she doesn’t truly love herself, Only the version she edits and carefully poses. The real life waddling version of her that we know she really is is the version she hates and seems to try hide

 

[Nellie The Elephant]

Nellie wishes Poppy would stop talking about herself in the third person.

 

[Diddikins]

That drives me insane. Jess does it too All this “Oh she fancy” bollocks. It makes me cringe.

 

[Em_]

That drives me insane. Jess does it too All this “Oh she fancy” bollocks. It makes me cringe.

It's just so cuntish

 

[Diddikins]

It's just so cuntish

“Oh she cunty”

 

[Also_smoke_and_mirrors]

“Oh she cunty”

Next thread title

 

[Marge Bouvier]

I’ll deny saying it but I really like her nails!

Edit - I don’t think they’re done very well but I love the colour, shape and length.

 

[MeMyselfnI]

Poppynory has to be in the next thread title surely? I’m too thick to think of an amusing one but one of you clever buggers must be able to come up with something?

Poppyonochio

 

[Loobloo]

Feet on the train seat. Minger!

 

[Furnessian]

Get your filthy trotters off the train seat, you immature front-bottom. Hi Poppy.

 

[Bagpuss7]

Blah blah blah look at my green nails blah blah blah look at my green nails blah blah blah look at my green nails 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

 

[Blahblah93]

She makes me cringe

 

[Marge Bouvier]

She is praising Edinburgh for being the place that sets her soul on fire yet we never see her actually go anywhere except for pubs/clubs. I’m not saying she has to be the Scottish Tourist Board or anything but maybe GO places and show us?! The most of Edinburgh I’ve seen from Poppy is the bleeping long walk to collect her parcels.

Then again, that would mean actually walking around and not just Ubering Bolting () from work to home.

 

[Not_A_Troll]

She can keep saying she loves Edinburgh but the fact is she loves it like a tourist because she’s never there long enough to actually call it home. And as for her brother, if he’s not there for months what’s the point?

 

[Furnessian]

She can keep saying she loves Edinburgh but the fact is she loves it like a tourist because she’s never there long enough to actually call it home. And as for her brother, if he’s not there for months what’s the point?

So she has someone to split the rent with?

 

[Not_A_Troll]

So she has someone to split the rent with?

A hotel would probably be cheaper for the amount of time they spend there

 

[Romy]

Exactly. Saying her brother's job takes him everywhere...only everywhere down South (London and Essex).
As for Poppy, she does absolutely nothing in Edinburgh, except a few nights out and nothing Scottish, like she could be everywhere, it would be the same.