One word I have definitely never associated with Poppy is ‘chic’
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Even if no one does, we know she reads here so it’ll be funny watching her panic and wonder if people she matches with are a catfish from tattleCan’t one of you lads in here create a fake tinder profile and match with her so we can have a laugh
She’s got some nice dresses that really suit her, I really can’t understand why she’s worn that overstuffed sausage monstrosity for her last two nights out.As if she’s on Instagram stories talking about how fat people want to be sexy and chic when she cuts about Edinburgh dressed like either a Sticky Bandit or wedged into a jizz and sweat covered Lycra dress that makes her look like an overstuffed sausage!
She’s about as chic as a bleeping claw hammer.
Has she though or has she affiliate linked and sent them all backShe’s got some nice dresses that really suit her, I really can’t understand why she’s worn that overstuffed sausage monstrosity for her last two nights out.
Miniature Made Up Mystery Mathew…..Still no updates on Matthew?
Sticky banditAs if she’s on Instagram stories talking about how fat people want to be sexy and chic when she cuts about Edinburgh dressed like either a Sticky Bandit or wedged into a jizz and sweat covered Lycra dress that makes her look like an overstuffed sausage!
She’s about as chic as a bleeping claw hammer.
I must admit I have wondered that, & not just about Poppy. A lot of ‘fashion’ influencers seem to do reels & grid posts with clothes you never see them in day to day on their stories.Has she though or has she affiliate linked and sent them all back
Why would you put on a dirty dress for a night out if you have a plethora of dresses to choose from? Makes no sense!
I'm desp to hear part twoMiniature Made Up Mystery Mathew…..
100% this, also cup size only tells you half the story. a GG on a 28 back would be very very differentI hate to be the one who says it but I believe she's a gg. I wrote it on jess's page about the group boob or bust and you'd be so surprised at your correct size!
Yes! She could 100% be a gg. I used to wear a 34E and now I wear a 30J or sister size is up a back down a cup so I go to 32hh. A cup size looks a lot different when the back size increases100% this, also cup size only tells you half the story. a GG on a 28 back would be very very different
She could well be, we have no idea. As you say, true bra sizes are always a surprise when you get measured. However that bra she tried on in the SHOCK size after the online fitting was a 40GG and it didn’t fit herI hate to be the one who says it but I believe she's a gg. I wrote it on jess's page about the group boob or bust and you'd be so surprised at your correct size!
Well tonight matthew I’m gona be….A FAKE FLIRT WITH A PSYCHOMiniature Made Up Mystery Mathew…..