Phoebe Court #29 Simply Fed

[Pokemongo]

Size of V’s breakfast!!!!

 

[reallyloveagoodgossip]

Gift Shop t-shirts emblazoned with This Too Shall Pass, You Got This Mama

and “Eat the frog”

 

[Lac1985]

Yes, I can I think she’s pathologically incapable of feeling shame.

I was also going to say yes, yes I can

 

[rubyred66]

I took a deep breath and eye rolled at her international women’s day post, what a load of self-righteous twaddle.

 

[longtimelurker86]

Catfish alert

 

[Makemineatreble]

Gluten free when it suits - if you are eating food
With a may contain gluten warning that’s not gluten free. I hope she has followed the dairy allergy better than that otherwise she will have a poorly child leaving that party

 

[MamaD]

Why does she have a monitor in the car? That blood pressure is really high. She should really book in with the doctor!

 

[Poppyg77]

Someone has asked How many jobs has she got

Just the one u

 

[georgijane]

Omg the reel Imagine looking out the window and seeing her stomping around the garden.

 

[Twofor]

Picky plate bellend.

Tudor Royalty

 

[Esbeepea]

Why would you share that pic of your nip? I mean come on

God poor Vesper. She'll be in Junior school this year.

 

[Beanpop442]

So, I wonder when was the last time she had a shower? Because washing your face is something you would do in the shower, if you didn’t wash it at the sink.
How often do we think this stinky mess actually washes her whole self

Like someone further up said - I don’t get how someone can function without a shower in the morning (or even the night before).

My husband always complains about the water bill because I shower every morning and have either a wash or another shower before bed! I genuinely feel sick that she’s sleeping in makeup and sweat and getting dressed no wonder her trotters are honking!!

 

[Awkwardmam]

The random dinner has got to me!! It’s like you’re finishing off bits from the fridge before going away. Not having people over on mothering Sunday. Maybe just me! I mean we just went for tea at the pub so who am I to judge!

 

[Yorkshirewife]

I wonder who gets on top

Omg I’m dying

 

[georgijane]

Yeah she mentioned a while back that the kids have fruit when they wake up then their (second) breakfast a bit later. I see she’s added a biscuit to their fruit plate now though
So excessive with food.

 

[Runforestrun]

I’m sure that’s their first breakfast when they wake up then they get another breakfast a bit later

For real? So what do they have for the second breakfast? They’re like hobbits
The kids are the spit of her as well. Think the wee boy could have done with the next size up jacket this morning!

 

[Sparkle87]

The constant shortening of every word makes me sick top "recs" recipes you mean

 

[Crumpet41]

Imagine taking a Tupperware tub full of cooked sausages to the airport

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I love sausages but wtf - they look rank
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24 hours in and the adult Tudors are sunburnt already. Great message to send to your kids

Haven’t been gifted enough sun cream to cover their gigantic bodies…

Would need its own flight over with the amount they need

I am at work using my phone on the and cant stop sniggering

 

[C0ffeekid]

96k follower count and 11 responses to the crabstick ad with comments from the usual offenders

And she had to beg just for those

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

She never says anything nice about Jim unless food related

What is there nice to say about him?!