Phoebe Court #29 Simply Fed

[Stimpii]

And just like Jesus (although a day early) she has risen again!

I repeat the feebs is back!

No offence intended to anyone religious

 

[Notforthegram]

I'm fucking raging that this moronic cuntlard arsehole got gifted a whole holiday whilst me and my husband work fucking hard full time to barely manage 4 days in Butlins with the kids and what for?? Her whole content is rotting feet and child abuse, who looks at this waste of space and disgrace of a mother and think ah yes she deserves a free holiday??? I'm so disappointed in the world right now

 

[cherrypicker]

Didn’t have a free hand to hold her child’s hand …. But had a free hand to film a stranger holding her child’s hand

 

[Idontevengohere]

Early thread suggestion: Gluten Feebs

Gluten Freebs

 

[LennyBriscoe]

From Mick Hucknall to Charlie Dimmock?

Simply (Flower) Bed

 

[Wotsit]

saw this and thought it was one of feebs picnic hacks

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

She’s making being gluten intolerant her whole personality!

Early thread suggestion: Gluten Feebs

 

[Jemi85]

Imagine taking a Tupperware tub full of cooked sausages to the airport

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Fast forward 15 years and here’s the Feebmeister and Vesper

 

[rubyred66]

I want the names of the people she reckons messaged her about an update on her fucking disgusting feet.

it was me sorry, around this time of year I ask the person with the worst feet I have ever seen for advice on their foot care regime. I am also going to inbox Katie Price for advice on how to be a good wife and mother.

 

[Idontevengohere]

I CANNOT and will never get over her face to forehead ratio. I have a fivehead myself but daaaang you could fit another face on there

Your wish is my command...

 

[cherrypicker]

Another words her colleague was saying ‘stop smelling out the break room with your smelly curry’s each day you greedy pig’

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Part time job at gp surgery - within school hours, pretty sure she has a Wednesday off but might be wrong
Insta wanker - influencer
Sleepover tents - doesn’t seem like it’s that busy though
Flogging FM perfumes
landlord to the lucky person living in the annexe
PTA member
Pickering gardens organiser
Gluten free ambassador - even though eats stuff with a may contain warning so not gf

what else I missed?

Front man of 80s and 90s easy listening band Simply Red

Charlie Dimmock impersonator

 

[Esbeepea]

Busy bags. And I'm not talking about her tits

 

[walterisback]

So, from her latest stories, they have a girls side and a boys side for sleeping. I’ve only been camping once and my husband and I had one room and our two kids the other. At first I thought it’s weird but then I realised! I bet they have to do this as they’ll be in the trailer bit of the tent and need to distribute the weight or else the whole tent would tip up and send Scooter and Herbivore shooting up into the sky like a fighter pilot pressing the ejector seat button

 

[Comewhinewithme]

The wedges of the world have made the trip bet shes a cheeky thong under that dress, she's always feeling smug on hols! I'll wait for her to rise in the morning in just a sheet again, she likes to let everyone know Jumbo dipped his tip in.

 

[Yorkshirewife]

Is there anything more wanky in the world than taking a photo of yourself pretending to sleep and then posting it online?

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It the is there anything I can do to help question in regards to arthritis. Stop eating like it’s your last meal on fucking earth babe. That’ll help.

 

[zebby]

Anyone else feel uncomfortable watching that wake up clip. Stop filming every. Little. Life. Event. That child doesn't need (or consent) to total strangers seeing and hearing that.

 

[Mancnet]

Imagine that - a Tudor tour of the mansion. Everyone gets a pair of smelly vans to wear, straight into the kitchen to brush hair and teeth, a quick stop by the three freezers to check out all the frozen mince, then out to the garden to hang out some washing, up to the bedroom to wrap a towel round yourself and throw yourself on the Emma matress rounded off with a picky tea before you depart ... the full Feebs experience - a bargain at £24.99 ahead!

 

[LennyBriscoe]

The bikini shots and packing enough plastic crap toys to fill a quarry.

“Does anyone want to see my holiday first aid kit?” No, fuck off