Phoebe Court #27 Forget my tablets, forget to eat, forget to file my crusty feet

[conrea37]

Just reeks of this

 

[Esbeepea]

Vesper had her hands under the table and wasn't even looking at it and she was telling her not to touch it

She looked so sad

 

[Fanaff]

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That arse has probably broken the land speed record

This has made me laugh all morning! Well done!

 

[reallyloveagoodgossip]

God that video of the hanging kebab (and this time I'm actually referring to a meal) is very telling isn't it? Vesper looks broken and Mick is clearly not natural. Wonder if she's just had a bout of mama rage

Laughing at the hanging kebab comment, not poor scooter looking sad

 

[ChubClubThug]

Imagine seeing the crusty tudor and her turbin hurtling along the roads of a Sunday
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Imagine seeing the crusty tudor and her turbin hurtling along the roads of a Sunday

*turban* doh! "Insert some maternal rage and some ADHD quotes"

 

[Stimpii]

How do you lose 2 big bags full of stuff? Their house must be so full of junk.

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

How do you lose 2 big bags full of stuff? Their house must be so full of junk.

And Henry the Hoover!

 

[Esbeepea]

she's bleeping Henry the Hoover (of food)

 

[neverbeeninfluenced]

How do you lose 2 big bags full of stuff? Their house must be so full of junk.

I’m reading this as she couldn’t be arsed to bend down and look for it. Like when I was 39 weeks pregnant, anything that I dropped had to stay there

 

[bracket:bracket]

I just can’t with those old lady shoes she wears

 

[LennyBriscoe]

CALL THE MIDWIFE FOOTWEAR KLAXON

 

[walterisback]

The smugness is off the scale at the moment. It’s unbearable- I’m going to have to mute her till she reverts back to being volatile and shouty again.

 

[neverbeeninfluenced]

Advert incoming

 

[Eye_roll_central]

The smugness is off the scale at the moment. It’s unbearable- I’m going to have to mute her till she reverts back to being volatile and shouty again.

She does this every once in a while. Starts to get her tit together. And by that I mean the BASICS of adulting. Acts smug about it and then after a few weeks goes back to her usual lazy incompetent self. Rinse and repeat.

 

[twinmamma88]

Nice with kids? Is she for real

 

[bracket:bracket]

Can someone ask her to do some more outfit reels whilst she’s feeling all confident

Looking forward to the upcoming holiday, always ‘good’ content

 

[longtimelurker86]

Is that 3 Quesadillas!? Is that excessive!? It seems excessive but I’m not a fat Tudor like our Feebs (side note, I am in fact fat, but not a Tudor )

 

[WhatABore]

They don't want to be doing "kids stuff" all week when they're there... so why bother taking the kids then?

 

[Comewhinewithme]

Ok so this holiday is going to be intense Nice is hot, hot to walk in all day, oh and of course the walking! Finding restaurants with kids in tow, the pack up will need to be mighty for the tudor feast those kids have for lunch/snacks.
Trains/travel/buses or tubes again such a delight with hot tired kids!
Her only saving grace will be the air bnb if they've booked a decent one, I 100% prefer them over a hotel with kids in a city, plus there is a washer/dryer small things like that so you don't need to pack loads. You can do take out and eat it in your pants ( if you're Feebs)
However happy kids=happy holidays! She needs to do her time and sit through chocolatte like the rest of us did, that's what parents do!

 

[bracket:bracket]

Why is she asking about taking food to the airport? We all remember her making sandwiches from the breakfast buffet and taking them on the plane in Spain!!

Jesus woman just buy a meal deal and be done with it. Why do you need to ask people