Phoebe Court #27 Forget my tablets, forget to eat, forget to file my crusty feet
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She’s going to look so chic on the seafront at Nice with her quiff, Vans, Mr Tumble ensemble - surly she’ll be mistaken for a French A lister??
Imagine using your deceased mum as a line to try and sell Deodorant. 'My mum was always on the look out for a natural deodrant'. Was she really though? Or are you just trying to flog a crappy Deodorant smelling of toilet cleaner 
Wow she has sunk to a new lowImagine using your deceased mum as a line to try and sell Deodorant. 'My mum was always on the look out for a natural deodrant'. Was she really though? Or are you just trying to flog a crappy Deodorant smelling of toilet cleaner
I’ve seen 3 different women taking a big sniff of their Wild deodorant on IG, must be in the brief lol.
I will never try Wild after seeing so many stinky looking people fawning over it
I will never try Wild after seeing so many stinky looking people fawning over it
Insidious: The Simply Red Door
I gasped out loud listening to her be smug against her dead mom. Her mom couldn't find a natural deodrant, despite looking (for years), but Know-it-all Feebs has done it!Imagine using your deceased mum as a line to try and sell Deodorant. 'My mum was always on the look out for a natural deodrant'. Was she really though? Or are you just trying to flog a crappy Deodorant smelling of toilet cleaner
I genuinely didn’t know what body part she was showing us! Frightening.
I got sucked in and tried it because I liked the sound of one of their scents … I really didn’t get on with the deodorant though… it was really slimy and smeary and so the pot always got covered in it… and It barely lasted an hour for me let alone all day. Then I found Mitchum and I’ll never look back!Imagine using your deceased mum as a line to try and sell Deodorant. 'My mum was always on the look out for a natural deodrant'. Was she really though? Or are you just trying to flog a crappy Deodorant smelling of toilet cleaner
I tried it too, it gave me BO. Never again
My friend tried it and ended up having to go home at lunchtime for a shower and some actual anti perspirant 
I tried it because I liked the eco no plastic waste element and it gave me the worst rash under each arm. I stupidly persevered and switched to the sensitive one which stopped the rash but made the pits of my clothes have that awful metallic sweat smell even when I wasn’t actually sweaty. Back to good old Sure!
Same! My armpits reacted as if it was a chemical burn. So sore! The sensitive one was no good either, didn't like the texture it left behind
The one time I tried a fancy expensive deodorant (not wild) I had a horrible reaction to it - similar to burns like you guys are saying. I stick to the classic Sure etc since then. Never have a problem with anything I buy in the supermarket and they all smell nice enough to me. If I want to smell good I’ll use perfume anyway, not rely on a deodorant (as in, in addition - not instead!!)
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Also massive hangover???
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Also massive hangover???
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So much for not drinking.
If she’s been dieting and then drunk like she used to she’ll have been mullered but it’s not like Feebs to not think about this beforehand 
but it’s not like Feebs to not think about this beforehand 
What the absolute duck is this lump doing telling us her ‘five easy ways to save energy and money this summer’?!
Patronising bleep.
Also, don’t Euronics know that money-saving Phoebe is so last season? She hasn’t reminded us to submit meter readings for ages, she’s given up on sponsorship from Polestar and hasn’t bleated on about her Tesco club card all summer!
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Here’s five easy way for Phoebe Court to save money this summer:
1. Use what you have
Stop spending money on new things
2. Go to the playground
Instead of buying twenty different annual passes to attractions within a 50 mile radius
3. Eat with your children
Instead of cooking banquets for two when they’re in bed
4. Drink water
Instead of cider
5. Put your phone down
Stop getting so angry with your kids and you won’t be called volatile, this will save them money on therapy in 30 years
Patronising bleep.
Also, don’t Euronics know that money-saving Phoebe is so last season? She hasn’t reminded us to submit meter readings for ages, she’s given up on sponsorship from Polestar and hasn’t bleated on about her Tesco club card all summer!
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Here’s five easy way for Phoebe Court to save money this summer:
1. Use what you have
Stop spending money on new things
2. Go to the playground
Instead of buying twenty different annual passes to attractions within a 50 mile radius
3. Eat with your children
Instead of cooking banquets for two when they’re in bed
4. Drink water
Instead of cider
5. Put your phone down
Stop getting so angry with your kids and you won’t be called volatile, this will save them money on therapy in 30 years
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Wtf is with that huge quiff
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