Logged on yesterday, saw him showing the time in his car and stated he was in Knock. Immediately swiped away, because I knew exactly what was coming. It’s a script at this stage.
*show time it takes to get from car park to airport.
*show departure and landing shot to show difference in sky colour.
*show train arrival at airport.
*possibly dancing on roof terrace-usually later in the week though.
*have greasy prawns for breakfast lunch and dinner.
*trip to Plaza Mayor to spend Daddy’s money on shit he doesn’t need.
*endless beach shots of his grey hairy chest.
*Chinese lady giving him massage.
Can’t wait for an amazing, exhilarating week!!
Have I left anything out?