But she can of course use her free hand to filmOh do duck off. He is actually feeding her because she won't put him down. *massive eye roll*
But she can of course use her free hand to filmOh do duck off. He is actually feeding her because she won't put him down. *massive eye roll*
Was just about to say the same.Do neither of them realise that if she put down the phone, she could eat with one hand? Josh could just cut it up for her if she absolutely couldn’t wait.
You beat me to it. "going to leave my phone in charge in the kitchen"She just posted a story saying she needs to relax more in the eve so is going to leave her phone on charge in the kitchen and read. She says this whilst filming on her phone in her bedroom She can’t even just go and do as she plans without informing Instagram - all for the sake of name dropping the celeb authors.
That made me laugh!I just asked my husband whether he would spoon-feed me my dinner and let me post it online for thousands of people to watch while I feed our youngest. His reply? ”Jesus....is that some weird new craze? Is it for charity? Is it a weird fettish cos if it makes you horny then maybe. Actually no....it’s too weird....makes me think we’re in some kind of care home.” *crying*
DyingBloody hell if that woman relaxes any more she’s going to have bed sores. I hope j is remembering to turn her at random intervals
Between this and the care home comment I cannot stop laughingBloody hell if that woman relaxes any more she’s going to have bed sores. I hope j is remembering to turn her at random intervals
Crikey - Rach would want a Knighthood for thatNumber one reason I’m glad I’m not her, not mentally ill either, but I have managed to get my eldest to the age of 17 and my youngest to 13 all as a virtually single mother (my partner worked away a lot) all whilst working full time (expect maternity) in an actual job that doesn’t involve my arse and a sofa and have never once been fed I have also never starved either Stop the ffing world I’m getting off
may I add though I wasn’t sliced in 2 but I did birth actual babies through my lady parts I also breast fed them both to a year old who is nominating me for woman of the century? Or #gifting me a candle?Crikey - Rach would want a Knighthood for that
Were they owls though?!may I add though I wasn’t sliced in 2 but I did birth actual babies through my lady parts
Were they owls though?!
Dont forget she has also has a dog Walker and cleaner... gets her food shop delivered and has every Tom dick and harry to look after the other 5 children.... but shes so hard done to! I cant even have a crafty poo in peaceI need to relax more in the evenings because it gives me the perfect opportunity to advertise these books and talk more tit while Josh waits on me hand and foot.
I'm going to leave my phone on charge in the kitchen even though I've come up to bed to read and I'm showing you the books I've been gifted, that YOU can spend YOUR money on, while I'm filming on my phone (so it's not in the bastard kitchen then...)
What more self care can she bleeping do? She already has a husband who literally waits on her and feeds her , she has her eyelashes, eyebrows, hair and nails done every couple of weeks. She has private therapy. She has every sad sap under the sun telling her she is amazing and boosting her already over inflated ego. She goes to her mother in laws and gets bacon sandwiches, cut into child size pieces, brought to her while she sits on the sofa and films. She gets gifted every single thing she could ever possibly need AND downs more litres of free rescue remedy than I put litres of fuel in my car each week.
Seriously, how much self care does one person need?!