One Direction #2 It's been so long, it's been so long, maybe they're fireproof

[Isola]

Liam's sisters are in their mid 30s and ordinary looking so didn't get or seek attention. Lottie and the twins are only popular because they're skinny and very pretty. The twins are signed to Elite models despite being only 5ft 4. I think Lottie was much more attractive pre fillers, though.

Wonder when Eleanor and Louis will marry and have children? Maybe not soon if he wants to keep his fandom of Larries.

Re. Liam & Louis writing 1d songs - they had vanity credits for sitting in on sessions and suggesting themes & lyrics. Neither one can play an instrument so Julian Bunetta et al did the heavy lifting. Liam's new label weren't prepared to go along with that farce.

 

[user12342626367374]

The twins are signed to Elite models despite being only 5ft 4.

The twins are signed as influencers not models. Big difference which a lot of people don’t realise.

Elite is a huge agency who specialised in many different areas now, they have their model department split into main board and development (Kendall Jenner then up and coming models) and then a talent department (AJ Tracey & Dina Asher Smith) and then a ‘celebrity’ department (more celebrities siblings/kids: Deliah Belle Hamlin, Anais Gallagher, Tomlinson twins).

 

[RedMagnolia]

Eleanor and Louis may never marry - his mum was married 3 times, maybe he's been affected by that, and doesn't see marriage as a legally binding contract. I would imagine Eleanor will want children sooner or later, assuming she's a similar age to Louis. The Larries will definitely throw their toys out of the pram when her pregnancy is announced. I wonder if they will try and turn it into another conspiracy theory, designed to keep him and Harry, the star-crossed lovers, apart for all eternity?

Talking of Harry, has anyone bought the magazine Harry Styles - Global Icon? I saw it for sale in Tesco but my husband wouldn't let me buy it - not because he's controlling, coercive and a bleep, but because we're a bit skint and a fiver would be better spent on petrol instead of popstars

 

[Diddikins]

Eleanor and Louis may never marry - his mum was married 3 times, maybe he's been affected by that, and doesn't see marriage as a legally binding contract.

You mean he’s not already secretly married to Harry?

 

[RedMagnolia]

You mean he’s not already secretly married to Harry?

Well of course he is, and Freddie is a robot and Eleanor is one of triplets.

 

[Basic]

There was a screening last night of My Policeman and it sounds like the book has been beautifully represented. It looks like it might be an Amazon Prime release and not released in cinemas. I can’t wait to see it.

Louis wore a Burberry shirt during last nights concert with TB (aka Thomas Burberry) stitched on the breast. Harry plays Tom Burgess in My Policeman. Oh the Larrying.

 

[duskwithoutdawn]

There was a screening last night of My Policeman and it sounds like the book has been beautifully represented. It looks like it might be an Amazon Prime release and not released in cinemas. I can’t wait to see it.

Louis wore a Burberry shirt during last nights concert with TB (aka Thomas Burberry) stitched on the breast. Harry plays Tom Burgess in My Policeman. Oh the Larrying.

Surprised you’re excited about it after you’ve complained how dumb and inarticulate he looked in his interview for Pleasing in that hate thread about him! Guess he must’ve been taking lines of coke between scenes for it to be good like you said he was backstage on tour? But it makes sense given your perchance for Larry theories

 

[Basic]

Surprised you’re excited about it after you’ve complained how dumb and inarticulate he looked in his interview for Pleasing in that hate thread about him! Guess he must’ve been taking lines of coke between scenes for it to be good like you said he was backstage on tour? But it makes sense given your perchance for Larry theories

You don’t appear to have understood what was written. He did (to me) come across as a bit dim in the interview, however you will see that I said he actually has a quick wit and isn’t in fact dim.

The coke comment was in relation to what had been suggested by others and was tongue in cheek. I very much doubt he was snorting lines of coke between songs.

My Policeman is a beautiful book, one I read a long time ago and as the film seems to have stuck fairly closely to it I do indeed look forward to watching it. It sounds like all the lead characters have done a fantastic job including Harry.

As for the Larry stuff, maybe they are or were a couple, maybe not. It amuses me that people get so riled about it.

 

[user12342626367374]

As for the Larry stuff, maybe they are or were a couple, maybe not. It amuses me that people get so riled about it.

Wait were you being serious about the Larry stuff? I thought you were taking the mick out of the lengths people do to try and prove it’s real

 

[Basic]

Wait were you being serious about the Larry stuff? I thought you were taking the mick out of the lengths people do to try and prove it’s real

Maybe, maybe not.

 

[sleepflowers]

I read My Policeman last year and loved it, I felt genuinely upset at the ending which doesn't happen very often with me and books! Really looking forward to seeing it

 

[calmyourritas]

Okay now I feel like I need to read it before it comes out? Is it good?

 

[sephylily]

tion wayne posted a lyric that goes you would've thought i was harry styles the way i always had louis. larry stans are going crazy over it because they are convinced he's referencing louis tomlinson and has some inside info and are saying it can't be in reference to louis vuitton because harry likes gucci and antilarry stans are also going crazy over it and insisting it is only in reference to louis vuitton. i, personally, am concerned that there are so many people out there who don't understand wordplay and that he is referencing both louis tomlinson and louis vuitton at the same time. super clever marketing from tion though because i hadn't even heard the song before all these tiktoks were coming up and i like tion's music.

 

[gossipgirlxxo]

tion wayne posted a lyric that goes you would've thought i was harry styles the way i always had louis. larry stans are going crazy over it because they are convinced he's referencing louis tomlinson and has some inside info and are saying it can't be in reference to louis vuitton because harry likes gucci and antilarry stans are also going crazy over it and insisting it is only in reference to louis vuitton. i, personally, am concerned that there are so many people out there who don't understand wordplay and that he is referencing both louis tomlinson and louis vuitton at the same time. super clever marketing from tion though because i hadn't even heard the song before all these tiktoks were coming up and i like tion's music.

I’ve seen this too, I can’t get my head around the fact that it’s meant to be the biggest secret in the industry but yet all these celebs and music artists know they’re a couple/married. NDAs don’t really mean much anyway, and as if old family friends wouldn’t have leaked actual proof to the press by now?! So ridiculous now and it genuinely concerns me that there are fully grown middle aged adults that care about their relationship, and can’t see through it all.

I do think both Louis and Harry play up to it sometimes (Princess Park lyric etc), because half their fans are probably larries and it sells

 

[tattle420]

i'm still not over euphoria illustrating larry stylinson fanfics in season 1. like how was that allowed lol

 

[RedMagnolia]

Larries still exist in 2022? Wow.
Each to their own though, it’s a harmless occupation I guess. At least the more manic stans have grown up, but the middle aged ones, bless them, there’s no hope.

 

[user12342626367374]

Larries still exist in 2022? Wow.
Each to their own though, it’s a harmless occupation I guess. At least the more manic stans have grown up, but the middle aged ones, bless them, there’s no hope.

Yeah very much harmless trying to prove someone who identifies as straight is in a relationship with someone of the same sex. I would consider that outing…

 

[RedMagnolia]

Yeah very much harmless trying to prove someone who identifies as straight is in a relationship with someone of the same sex. I would consider that outing…

I guess I meant physically harmless, and I would imagine that both men involved (in fanfiction, not a relationship) simply don't engage or respond to any of the conspiracy theorists. Life has moved on for both of them.

Sorry if I caused offence with my terminology, it was unintentional.

 

[user12342626367374]

I guess I meant physically harmless, and I would imagine that both men involved (in fanfiction, not a relationship) simply don't engage or respond to any of the conspiracy theorists. Life has moved on for both of them.

Sorry if I caused offence with my terminology, it was unintentional.

Honestly you didn’t, don’t worry. It was more aimed at Larrys who try and prove that their in a relationship rather than ship them/fanfics etc

 

[tattle420]

just my opinion: when people talk about larries, they jump straight to the extreme ones when there are so many mild larries who just read larry fics (as a story) or indulge in random theory videos when they're bored, instead of those who are dying to prove it exists. it's not really black and white and i think that the immediate hate someone gets the moment they mention larry in a joking manner or just as a passing comment is so stupid.