Her prissing about at some tennis-adjacent jewellery event is so at odds with the butt probing. Pick one, Niomi!
Niomi Smart #82 If all that manifestation gave you Jamie, no way I'm giving it a go
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It's obnoxious to do it with people all around you, like look at usssssssssss...... like girl trust us, nobody wants what you've got attached to your pie hole.
if I was there sitting near by, I'd stare at them through the whole thing and laugh my ass off just to make them feel as uncomfortable as they are making everyone else.
I think she made a whole bunch of her posts private, don't think they are actually deleted. Luckily for her, the Tattle Detective Agency saves all the embarrassing ones.
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She really wanted us to believe they had the most perfect relationship. Joke's on her. Nobody bought it (not even herself since the first thing she did after an ~intimate retreat~ was leave him, lmao).
Omg she's feeling herself soooo hard here,
her favorite part of the day is choosing her freebies, what a grifter and freeloader
someone should send Boodles pictures form the cock worship retreat, be like, you want to die on this hill? lmaooo
her favorite part of the day is choosing her freebies, what a grifter and freeloader
someone should send Boodles pictures form the cock worship retreat, be like, you want to die on this hill? lmaooo
As much as it pains me to say this - I think her hair looks really nice 🫣Anyone else want to discuss her hair color being brown again?I feel like her hair says a lot about what personality she’s trying to emulate
I feel like she’s leading a double life right now. There’s the wannabe posh London socialite Niomi and then there’s Lordon’s barefoot, dressed down, pseudo-science loving, woo-woo Niomi. Is this really sustainable long term though? Can she really maintain these two separate sides of her once they are married. (I still can’t see them getting married tbh)
They have the weirdest relationship ever. Imagine being in your 30s, engaged and not even living with your fiancé. And Niomi still has pictures of Joe up on her instagram but not of the man she is actually planning on marrying 
So looks like there is NO expertise involved lol, shocker
The mental gymnastics some people will preform to be “right” is wild
yep! I would be surprised if she actually ate any of it though, knowing her food tendencies. Phone (and only phone!) eats first with her.
She looks so much happier at these PR freebie luxury events than anywhere else lol
Her influencer tit is so so cringe
“Personal responsibility as a consumer” = vulnerable people can be exploited by charlatans who have zero legitimate degrees
She was such a brat when she moved into that flat. I get that it wasn't an ideal situation, but she behaved terribly towards Freddie. I bet she dropped some heavy 'three's a crowd' hints. Joe agreed...and gave her the boot!
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Those hair stories from yesterday should 100% be marked #AD #gifted. I can't believe she just gets away with this rule breaking ALL THE TIME.
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When it comes down to it, Niomi Smart and Jamie White aren't really helping people, they are helping themselves to using people for their own greedy a$$$ purposes. The altruism is a green screen when the commercial ends.
Another way to get structured water is right from a river! We use to climb the water falls near Whistler, BC and fill up jugs of water straight from the rivers. It was mineralized and structured already.
Mmm, nothing gets the trauma out of my lower intestine quite like dysentery!
Asking questions is exercising personal responsibility and gauging validity
these people are ridiculous!
Gosh she looks so smug in this video
Berkshire definitely went to her head. I'd feel sorry for her if she weren't such a spineless fraud. Going from Joe and his family to this predator must have been like stepping into dog tit.