Apparently he is in Texas to visit some trauma healer. Has Niomi dumped him again?
The fuck? His airmiles are insane.Apparently he is in Texas to visit some trauma healer. Has Niomi dumped him again?
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I know. He and Niomi pretend to be all about improving themselves, but the biggest and most impactful (to use life coach jargon) change would be to simply stay put. They have produced so much more carbon emissions than would be their fair share, it's outrageous. I wish people like them could be taxed for excessive air travel, or even prevented from doing it in the first place. It's not like they are important politicians or something, they just travel because they don't know what else to do with themselves.The fuck? His airmiles are insane.
South Africa, Barcelona, Texas and he said he was going back to SA to host some kind of retreat. And of course no doubt Bali at some point.
Their journeys are always to 'find themselves'. Always to some retreat or course or guru. Completely unnecessary self indulgence.I know. He and Niomi pretend to be all about improving themselves, but the biggest and most impactful (to use life coach jargon) change would be to simply stay put. They have produced so much more carbon emissions than would be their fair share, it's outrageous. I wish people like them could be taxed for excessive air travel, or even prevented from doing it in the first place. It's not like they are important politicians or something, they just travel because they don't know what else to do with themselves.
He just wants more tips and tricks on how to get Nims to surrender to him, that's all he wants. I don't believe any of this self improvement, all of it is words he writes and speaks and nothing he does to show it.Their journeys are always to 'find themselves'. Always to some retreat or course or guru. Completely unnecessary self indulgence.
They sicken me.
Yes, she vlogged in Los Angeles and New York. And she also used to visit Big Tezza and Ian in Florida regularly with Marcus.Has she been to North America? I can't recall.
OMG. The attempt at self deprecation 'as you do'............and he's checked into a place he can't even pronounceNobody. Absolutely nobody:
Niomi: want to grow old waking up to this face every day
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Just an odd dish to "highlight" the mushroom flavor where she put in like 8 different spices and seasonings to cover it up.
She makes the saddest food but calls is gorgeous all the time. But now all I see is the hand flopping.
My favorite mushroom dish is probably the Hungarian Mushroom Soup from Modern Proper, divine <3
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Its wild, I went to my little library room where I keep all my cookbooks and was looking for the Modern Proper cookbook and couldn't find it, but it was at the very bottom of one shelf and next to it was Niomi's Eat Smart lmaoooo.... what are the odds.
Especially sat on a 'planeIt’s absolutely insane to me that in the two years they’ve been together they haven’t lived a domestic life together at all. A few weeks in Kensington, a few weeks in Dublin (which she hated), none of it spent in an actual place of their own. The rest of the time they’ve hopped from place to place. What does Niomi expect from life with Lordon? How many more years of couchsurfing, Bali trips, dodgy parties and sex retreats? Because I don’t think anything has changed at all, especially not him. She’s just desperate to have a boy by her side.
It kills me every time, especially the cut to where he's more in frame and you just imagine him shuffling forward awkwardly on his knees to get in shotI’m still not over how horrifying that proposal was. Nightmare fuel.
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