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Niomi Smart #8 Joey bails, smart skin fail, pahhhfect life won't get you sales
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Maybe because she's finally stopped deleting comments? Maybe she was already getting negative comments before but you couldn't see them because they would get deleted immediately? Also, the comments are not "hate". Her fans are delusional af. The hardcore censorship has really managed to make her gullible viewers buy into this idea that no one dislikes her, that she never does anything wrong, and that there couldn't possibly be a legitimate reason for people to criticize her (cue the "why would me or my management ever want/need to delete comments? i'm perfect and no one would ever say anything bad about me so why would i bother deleting anything?" spiel).
She should consider stopping the posting every single day (even twice today) because with every post she just seems to be getting more infuriating lately. Every other caption somehow manages to include an incredibly tone-deaf statement.
She should consider stopping the posting every single day (even twice today) because with every post she just seems to be getting more infuriating lately. Every other caption somehow manages to include an incredibly tone-deaf statement.
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The shot of the cinema didn't show many people wearing masks either 
So today:
- Exercise class
- Walk in park
- Photos?
- Champagne lunch
- LV Event
What a nice life. I've hardly left the house (Sussex, UK) the last two weeks due to this exponential increase in Covid-19 cases!
So today:
- Exercise class
- Walk in park
- Photos?
- Champagne lunch
- LV Event
What a nice life. I've hardly left the house (Sussex, UK) the last two weeks due to this exponential increase in Covid-19 cases!
If anyone sees her round in London, avoid her like the plague! She either has COVID or is a carrier, nasty girl.
I must say, even though Amelia Liana is a millionaire, I find her much more relatable than boring Niomi. Amelia has spoken about her health issues, broken engagement, etc with a lot of honesty and humility even. She mentioned how she had learned from the break up, that it took her a while to get over it, etc etc. And Niomi is all about "this is paaaafect, my life is great, i'm prioritising myself". There is nothing real and raw about Niomi. 0. Everything about her looks like a commercial on tv.
Well Amelia's family owns the millions, Amelia herself didn't amass that money lol.. and she's just as disgusting about not wearing a mask and dragging her deformed body all over the place.
Again, normal people would have to sacrifice or struggle to drop their lives and change them etc.. she can just get on a plane and go without much work on the day she feels like it, that's the point, so the pity party for her is ridiculous at this point.
Why would Louis Vuitton think it was a good idea to invite a group of people to sit together in a small enclosed theatre?
I think Joe is well rid of her. She is coming across even more horrifically than before. Smug, selfish, self-absorbed, vacuous, tone deaf, and the list goes on. She may not be wearing a surgical mask but her other mask has come off and we are seeing her true colors. I bet she made everything single thing about her in her relationship, too.
I think Joe is well rid of her. She is coming across even more horrifically than before. Smug, selfish, self-absorbed, vacuous, tone deaf, and the list goes on. She may not be wearing a surgical mask but her other mask has come off and we are seeing her true colors. I bet she made everything single thing about her in her relationship, too.
Agree with all of this! Niomi has SO many opportunities to do good/make a difference/raise awareness and chooses not to, even though lots of other "Influencers" do and have paid attention to the changing mood on social media (prancing around rich and unaware of social issues isn't ok anymore). Even if Niomi wants to keep things mostly positive/escapist on her platforms, then at least be honest about it and don't act like you actually post most of your life if in fact you really don't (like say, hey I want to keep my platform mostly about skincare and wellness - but don't act like it's all about a "conscious living journey" when it's actually not)
And I think someone mentioned something about Lydia's husband being hen-picked. I find that a lot of Instagrammers/Youtuber's husbands/bf's are SOO much like that (Zoe/Alfie, Negin Marselehi, Lydia, etc.). Like they used to have a normal life and then got caught up in their partner's success and now are basically a built-in personal assistant. Going to fittings and helping film make-up tutorials and frankly I think it really emasculates them... maybe Joe saw their relationship going in that direction, being part of most of her videos, and didn't want that for himself? Like when you're ALWAYS with your partners and so absorbed in things that would normally be done with friends or co-workers I feel like it takes the spark and attraction out of a relationship
And I think someone mentioned something about Lydia's husband being hen-picked. I find that a lot of Instagrammers/Youtuber's husbands/bf's are SOO much like that (Zoe/Alfie, Negin Marselehi, Lydia, etc.). Like they used to have a normal life and then got caught up in their partner's success and now are basically a built-in personal assistant. Going to fittings and helping film make-up tutorials and frankly I think it really emasculates them... maybe Joe saw their relationship going in that direction, being part of most of her videos, and didn't want that for himself? Like when you're ALWAYS with your partners and so absorbed in things that would normally be done with friends or co-workers I feel like it takes the spark and attraction out of a relationship
Joe follows an account called boyfriends_of_insta that makes fun of the exact kind of behaviour/culture you describe, so quite possibly!
this reminded me of someone
Wait a minute! How is LV allowed to do the cinema thing and all cinemas are closed!?!
Money talks, very loudly $$$$€€€£££
Cinemas are open in my area, you just need to wear masks!
I don't usually look for nitpicky things to snark on, but today's instagram post rubbed me the wrong way. First of all, she's cupping the glass rather than holding the stem, the effect being that Niomi looks like she doesn't know how to drink champagne and the champagne is going to get warm from her fingers. Second of all, pointing out being able to have a drink on a Tuesday afternoon as if Tuesdays mean anything to her is incredibly off-putting. Along with the "sultry", every-day-is-a-vacation smirk. KMids would never.
It'll be a private cinema in Soho or an independent.
I feel like I’m normally a Niomi apologist but she is actually being pretty irritating. How can someone be so tone deaf.
Also she is becoming a bit like Tanya, where every single Instagram post is a smug pic of just them. I think it comes across really vain and conceited... plus I’m not sure people are interested, throw in a recipe/interiors post/landscape snap/book recommendation Nimbobs.
I think someone linked to the tweet earlier but this really made me think of her... she’s becoming a parody.
Also she is becoming a bit like Tanya, where every single Instagram post is a smug pic of just them. I think it comes across really vain and conceited... plus I’m not sure people are interested, throw in a recipe/interiors post/landscape snap/book recommendation Nimbobs.
I think someone linked to the tweet earlier but this really made me think of her... she’s becoming a parody.
Oh god. Kill me now. *didnt know the champagne thing and now I’m cringing at myself and my uncouth ways....
An absolutely brilliant thread.
It's spooky month! 
^including this terrifying bronze deer head Niomi had hanging in her apartment once upon a time
^including this terrifying bronze deer head Niomi had hanging in her apartment once upon a time
I know it's not real but it's not very vegan in spirit, is it?It's spooky month!
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^including this terrifying bronze deer head Niomi had hanging in her apartment once upon a time
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