Niomi Smart #8 Joey bails, smart skin fail, pahhhfect life won't get you sales

[Lionsden]

Hi everyone, some of you might know me from GG.
Is there a reason I cannot quote anyone?
I think Niomi really showed she's not coping in the last video. She couldn't hide the bitterness in her face and sadness in her eyes. I always thought she was a shrewd businesswoman but her behavior recently has been so dumb! She is making a big mistake, thinking her audience is as dumb as she is. She doesn't even realize when she is committing yet another giant faux pas.

 

[emm]

Hi everyone, some of you might know me from GG.
Is there a reason I cannot quote anyone?
I think Niomi really showed she's not coping in the last video. She couldn't hide the bitterness in her face and sadness in her eyes. I always thought she was a shrewd businesswoman but her behavior recently has been so dumb! She is making a big mistake, thinking her audience is as dumb as she is. She doesn't even realize when she is committing yet another giant faux pas.

I don't get why she is focussing so much on her personal life now as she is clearly so sad. This would be the perfect time to just use her SM to focus on her skincare line surely?! I can only think she is so upset she is not thinking straight, Gleam needs to advise her better

 

[overthinkingit]

How can you read her old blog? I am very intrigued!

web.archive.org Wayback Machine

they take random snapshots of websites to archive the internet, it's very helpful for finding things that have been deleted

 

[BigQueenEnergy]

Hi everyone, some of you might know me from GG.
Is there a reason I cannot quote anyone?

You can’t quote anyone if you’re a new member. Once you post a bit more it will let you.

Niomi has socialised more in the past 2 days than I’ve done this whole year. I get the feeling she can’t handle being alone with her own thoughts.

 

[Lionsden]

I don't see Niomi hosting yoga retreats. You need to be passionate about what you are doing, which Niomi always seems to claim to be but never actually is. And she is the type who has things arranged for her by her agents and assistants, not a true creator. She is so awkward when she speaks on camera, and so insincere, I can't imagine what she would be like facing real people instead of bullshitting into a camera lens. The clairvoyant could have given her some helpful tips while she was at it, but apparently she only kissed ass like Niomi's followers.

 

[Coldfeet]

I don't see Niomi hosting yoga retreats. You need to be passionate about what you are doing, which Niomi always seems to claim to be but never actually is. And she is the type who has things arranged for her by her agents and assistants, not a true creator. She is so awkward when she speaks on camera, and so insincere, I can't imagine what she would be like facing real people instead of bullshitting into a camera lens. The clairvoyant could have given her some helpful tips while she was at it, but apparently she only kissed ass like Niomi's followers.

That's her whole flaw-interested in the money but has no inclination to WORK for it. Also doesn't have an original idea in her head.

 

[mg95]

I would say the only event where she ever seemed comfortable and engaged with what she was doing, besides a few of her cook book press events, was Smart Swap. It had a great name, she seemed involved, the event itself was to her taste in terms of fanciness, and it was in line with her so-called 'ethos'. Too bad India and Covid had to put a stop to that.

 

[Over_this]

“How is it only Wednesday?”
Why, because you’ve had such a taxing work week? Poor petal. You should chill out more

 

[judgejohndeed]

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“How is it only Wednesday?”
Why, because you’ve had such a taxing work week? Poor petal. You should chill out more

Time passes slowly when you do duck all all day Niomi I don’t know what you want us to tell you

 

[NoseyMare90]

I think the most glaringly obvious reason for Joe moving on is that he just doesn’t click with someone with such a lack of purpose. Coming from a family of dedicated sportsmen and hard working (albeit very privileged) family, they just aren't a match. And there is nothing like getting engaged to make you contemplate your future with someone, especially when they went onto lockdown. I think she was just a brat about everything and he had enough. Sure she was complaining about the WRONG boxes arriving, when we all saw the lead up to the move to india and how very little she did to prepare for it. She had no clue what was in what box and where the storage unit even was. You cant be in a partnership and leave all the heavy lifting to one person while you princess around the place talking into your phone, selling your privacy for money instead of getting a meaningful job with purpose.

 

[Buffalonian0809]

I loathe how she preens in front of her phone camera and makes it obvious she likes what she sees. And then posts it to remind us all she is sooooo gorgeous. I thought this public breakup would knock her down a peg or two but she is more conceited and full of herself than ever!

 

[Jaybtee]

Her insta stories frustrate me today... people are losing their jobs, the country is a joke and she’s floating around Notting Hill visiting her fave places with no self awareness... it kind of sickens me?

 

[StephenTJackson]

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“How is it only Wednesday?”
Why, because you’ve had such a taxing work week? Poor petal. You should chill out more

I said "how is it only Wednesday?" To myself today. But that's because I worked the weekend and I'm already ready for this weekend off and I'm knackered already.

I just want to shove her lazy, breakfast to brunch lifestyle up her tiny flat arse.

 

[lemonlime]

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“How is it only Wednesday?”
Why, because you’ve had such a taxing work week? Poor petal. You should chill out more

I wish she would shut the duck up and stop pretending like her schedule is hectic with whatever fleeting project she has at that moment. Can't stand influencer insincerity; not everyone leads busy lives but at least others don't pretend their days are stressful. Smh at her lack of sense.

 

[judgejohndeed]

I wish she would shut the duck up and stop pretending like her schedule is hectic with whatever fleeting project she has at that moment. Can't stand influencer insincerity; not everyone leads busy lives but at least others don't pretend their days are stressful. Smh at her lack of sense.

She literally said yesterday she was meant to be shooting and decided to drink champagne instead lmao it’s not even like she’s worked Monday and Tuesday this week

 

[toanna1]

why did niomi turn vegan/plant based?

health reasons? - she eats way too many processed food
ethical reasons? - she has and continues to work with brands that aren't vegan
sustainability/environment? - again way too many processed foods, owns vast variety of products (have seen vegans for sustainability reasons go minimalist). also if susta

I don't want it to come across as I'm defending Niomi and her relationship with food. She clearly has an eating problem but is it really neccessary to focus on the fact she is vegan and her being vegan makes it the issue? Vegan-Niomi wouldn't be a problem, Vegan & barely eating anything Niomi is a problem. You can be vegan and stuff your face and be healthy.

Sorry, I'm vegan and don't see why remembering her eating salmon or Tanya's steak is a memory of a fun Niomi. Eating meat makes someone fun?
There were many comments in the previous threads that she should live a little, party and eat some meat.

May be how she ate good portion size back then ?
Agree being vegetarian or vegan doesn’t make eating or food less fun.
but I think after becoming plant based Niomi became obsessed with healthy eating and her obsession made her become more strict which eventually led her to her current strict unhealthy eating habits with lesser portions and too much “labeled “ food than real food.
She could eat rice , vegetables, fruits , grains , pulses and still be vegan ! ( if you look pick up limes in YouTube , she is vegan but cooks and make and eat real food . Lots and lots of vegetables and fruits and fry fruits and what not )

in that sense those old pic makes her look normal.
I am not vegetarian or vegan , but we eat vegetarian most of the times . So I understand what you are trying say .

 

[CheshireLove]

I wish she would shut the duck up and stop pretending like her schedule is hectic with whatever fleeting project she has at that moment. Can't stand influencer insincerity; not everyone leads busy lives but at least others don't pretend their days are stressful. Smh at her lack of sense.

What do you mean her schedule isn’t hectic?! Today she went to a boxing class, had a “couple of meeting” (aka doing duck all) around Notting Hill and has now pissed off to a hotel to “film” which one presumes to mean “check myself out on Instagram”. /s

so busy. much hectic. only wednesday.

 

[lilamay]

why did niomi turn vegan/plant based?

health reasons? - she eats way too many processed food
ethical reasons? - she has and continues to work with brands that aren't vegan
sustainability/environment? - again way too many processed foods, owns vast variety of products (have seen vegans for sustainability reasons go minimalist). also if susta

May be how she ate good portion size back then ?
Agree being vegetarian or vegan doesn’t make eating or food less fun.
but I think after becoming plant based Niomi became obsessed with healthy eating and her obsession made her become more strict which eventually led her to her current strict unhealthy eating habits with lesser portions and too much “labeled “ food than real food.
She could eat rice , vegetables, fruits , grains , pulses and still be vegan ! ( if you look pick up limes in YouTube , she is vegan but cooks and make and eat real food . Lots and lots of vegetables and fruits and fry fruits and what not )

in that sense those old pic makes her look normal.
I am not vegetarian or vegan , but we eat vegetarian most of the times . So I understand what you are trying say .

Purportedly the death of a close friend 'inspired her to get healthy'...

'The death of a close friend inspired me to get healthy', says food...

WHEN food guru Niomi Smart lost a loved one to cancer she not only overhauled her own diet but encouraged millions of others to do the same.

www.express.co.uk

 

[Over_this]

I just want to shove her lazy, breakfast to brunch lifestyle up her tiny flat arse.
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I hear you. She does seem to be having this effect on people.
I work for the nhs and have had such a stressful day, my head felt like it would explode at one point. All my plans for a healthy evening of cooking and exercise went out the window and I shoved a pizza in the oven. She has no idea

 

[Coldfeet]

I would say the only event where she ever seemed comfortable and engaged with what she was doing, besides a few of her cook book press events, was Smart Swap. It had a great name, she seemed involved, the event itself was to her taste in terms of fanciness, and it was in line with her so-called 'ethos'. Too bad India and Covid had to put a stop to that.

So Joeyyyyyy took 'Smart Swap' literally!!