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CheshireLove

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In her stories she's giggling at people setting up their vegetable market stall... at 7am. Like she thinks it's weird, or cute, that other people would be up as early as go-getting Nimbobs on her way to her workout.
Like she’s on safari or something. Seeing the peasants in their natural habitat.
 
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Sunburnsjess

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In other news, the London chatter is having her 24th (!!!!!!) mini baby shower with another group of 6 friends 🤦‍♀️ With London now officially in tier 2. What is wrong with these people?!? Sorry to hijack Niomi’s thread but seriously are these people insane? And why flaunt it?!
 
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getawaywithit

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I live and work in London. I went for lunch yesterday inside a restaurant! And I went to the pub last night and sat outside with my work colleagues. These places are open for a reason. So we can use them and keep the economy afloat and people in jobs. This virus isn't going anywhere and a vaccination isn't coming soon and we have to keep working and living. I'm a bit sad on tattle this morning because no one has any good gossip they're just "policing" corona and it's boring! Each to their own guys! Stay clean, look out for each other and don't hug and kiss people you don't know! Can we get back to gossip that's not related to who people are mingling with and wearing masks with?!
It’s not really a “each their own guys!” I know that’s what people tell themselves to justify pretending that reality isn’t reality for the simple reason that they don’t like it. We know there are people who are overly indulged babies and for some embarrassing reason can‘t bear a month without restaurant dining and pubs, but it actually is possible. Gasp! As for the economy, the government is capable of sending relief, it’s not meant to be up to you in the middle of a grave public health crisis wherein flooding the health care system will also gut the economy. But you don’t care about that aspect of the economy, you just want the ‘drink wine and get facials’ part of ~save the economy!~ Before a vaccine, the responsibility on citizens isn’t to say ‘meh fuck it’, it’s to adjust behaviour in order to keep death rates low and prevent the health care system from being overwhelmed. It’s also possible to “live your life” without restaurants.

I also don’t want to be told to get on topic when original posts like that are allowed to stay up and spread misinformation.
 
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cosmicodone

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I swear to fucking God if she talks about hOw LoNg iTs TaKeN hEr tO pUt hErSeLf FiRsT aNd sHe's FINALLY tAkiNg CaRe oF hErSeLf aFteR tAkiNg 28 yEARS I will motherfucking fly my ass to London, wait at the mushroom street cafe & mid matcha sip shove the cup into her face, then hankerchief slap her & steal her purse & throw a custom printed canvas bag with Joe's face on it filled to the brim with face masks at her feet.
 
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judgejohndeed

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The constant socialising with loads of different people is really getting on my nerves now. Appreciate this will probably be an unpopular opinion but eh 🤷🏻‍♀️ during the pandemic women have had to give birth alone, have miscarriages alone, the elderly have died alone in care homes having not seen their families for months...oh, but Niomi is sad about her break up so Niomi gets to prance around London meeting loads of people, not social distancing and not wearing a mask. The woman is one of the most self-absorbed people I’ve ever come across, it’s truly laughable that she lauds herself as some kind of beacon of ethical behaviour.
 
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Ndep611

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I actually have a joe update. He was sitting in the pret by mornington crescent station this morning on his laptop. He looks back to his pre niomi days as he looked good and had his hair cut to how it was before lockdown.
 
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BigQueenEnergy

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My absolute pet peeve in life is people who brag about waking up early.

I get so much shit for waking up at 8.30-9 am. I always get called lazy. I have conference calls at midnight, I'm literally having less sleep than you. Waking up early does not make you better than me.

Why does she need to tell us how early she wakes up? I couldn't give two shits.
 
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lilamay

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Not 'sad' that the restaurant has had to close, just sad for herself that she may have missed out on a good local spot.
The laughing emoji at the end is actually so insensitive. The people who worked there will have lost their livelihoods due to no fault of their own.
Meanwhile, she's on her way to get her free goodies.
I used to just think she wasn't very bright. Now I think she's plain up unpleasant.

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BigQueenEnergy

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Skinny girls can be sexy too!

It’s not her body - it’s her boring personality that makes her lack sex appeal.
 
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Callan

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She's laughing at people who probably have to get up at 4am to set up their stands and try to make a living. Im starting to fking ate her, and everything rotten coming her way is well deserved.
 
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They seemed very happy - suprised to see her south of the river though.

He was quite handsome, darker skinned and a think he had a beard. Not like Joe or Marcus.

I also feel like I’m in gossip girl right now
 
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cherryblossomlatte

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Niomi trying to post all the sexy pictures after the break up and Joe only needed to post an insta story where you can barely see him for us to realize he is looking good.
 
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bookish

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I imagine the socialites she is rubbing shoulders with currently are rubbing off on her.

I don't think she cares about anyone or anything but herself atm. She can't be over being humiliated by dreamy joey yet. I would laugh if he ends up with another 28 year old, skinny blonde, vegan, yoga enthusiast who runs 20k for funsies.
Niomi would be livid - joeeey why NOT meee!
I would love it MORE if Joey ends up with an average looking, sweet-hearted brunette who's a size 10, isn't athletic at all but highly academic... and a lawyer
 
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lemonlime

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These dumb bitches think they are above it all. I don't want to wish it on anyone but I sincerely hope something gives them a good scare so they can stop bending the rules to their own liking. Fuck your 24th baby shower?? You have enough gifts, everyone knows the baby's sex, you clearly can arrange a video call/online drinks with your friends if you have dozens of close relationships to entertain. None of them find it even slightly questionable, I loathe their whole lot. Influencers are toxic. If she calls 6 people each time, this woman has invited more than 140 random people to her place. Unbelievable.
 
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