Niomi Smart #8 Joey bails, smart skin fail, pahhhfect life won't get you sales

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I just watched some of her Vlogmas videos from 2018 and I thought to myself "wow, I like this girl" and look at her now ..... what the fuck happened? And she was already with Joe back then for approx 2 years, but she acted so different.




It's like she wants to post "sexy" picture and get all the attention, but she doesn't want people to think she's shallow, so she slaps "self-love" in the caption...... we all know whats going on, you cant fool us!
 
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It's like she wants to post "sexy" picture and get all the attention, but she doesn't want people to think she's shallow, so she slaps "self-love" in the caption...... we all know whats going on, you cant fool us!
And she still can't make "sexy" happen. She just doesn't have it. Why can't she just be herself and stop acting so desperate.
 
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I never pretended to be a doctor, and obviously a diagnosis is not what this forum is about.
Some people are much more self-centered, and have a huge need for control. It's something that's easily noticeable in the way they manage interpersonal relationships.
I noticed Niomi has been showing many of these narcissistic traits. It doesn't mean she would be diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder. It's a spectrum, and there's a difference between having narcissistic traits and having the disorder.
 
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This is the mental image that I have of a toned body:


I've admired rickshaw drivers ever since I've visited India and seen them brave Delhi traffic going into opposite lane full of trucks with a full rickshaw, everyone heavier than the driver and everyone's life depending on his strength. That is truly survival of the fittest.

Another example of women with impressive bodies that's also stayed with me since India:


No fillered/botoxed brazilian buttlifted filtered/photoshopped instagrammer comes close to these women in beauty in my opinion. We're just shoved those unnatural images down our throats so we've forgotten what an actual human looks like. I guess the next step will be genetically enhanced babies etc.
 
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It's so good that SM has been I help for you, I hope you are doing well exactly, influencers going to yoga in rush hour is the epitome of "non essential travel" we are warned not to do. selfish and arrogant in the extreme, even if it is for meetings surely most of these could be done online? hardly like they are providing an essential service with sponsored instagram posts and cheap skin care products is it?

10 hours?! is that in one day?!
 
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Could somebody please sneak into her pahhhfect flat in Notting Hill and BURN those ugly unflattering jeans that she keeps wearing? INTO. THE. FIRE. They are atrocious. For sure she must have something better to wear.
She looks pale and tired.

I've always wanted to ask: don't her feet look weird? Does she have flat feet or something? They look disproportionally big compared to her body structure, is she SO underweight that even her feet look to big for her?
*no foot-shaming intended, I, myself, have really long feet*
 
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Sending lots of love to you. Hope you are hanging in there through chemo. You’ve got this!
 
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That's what she said, and every day until Sunday?
 
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I doubt it's really 10 hours. She's probably counting the 1 hour commute to Parsons Green on a 15 min delayed District Line both ways plus the 3 hour lunch break walk in Battersea Park with a new beau hoping to spot Joe -- hey, that last bit rhymed!
 
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I doubt it's really 10 hours. She's probably counting the 1 hour commute to Parsons Green on a 15 min delayed District Line both ways plus the 3 hour lunch break walk in Battersea Park with a new beau hoping to spot Joe -- hey, that last bit rhymed!
new thread title idea!
 
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This was a really interesting article, thanks for sharing!
 
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exactly, influencers going to yoga in rush hour is the epitome of "non essential travel" we are warned not to do. selfish and arrogant in the extreme, even if it is for meetings surely most of these could be done online?
It strikes me as being particularly selfish that she’s going every day as well - yoga can be done at home, she does it all the time? It’s not like she wants to go and use big heavy weights or gym machines. She has a mat at home, doesn’t use blocks so doesn’t need that. The yoga classes I do have all been moved to Zoom anyway. Like you say it’s non essential travel.
Idk I’m probably bitter as where I live looks like it’s going into tier 3 lockdown today which I believe means no gyms and no indoor meetings with family yet again. But sure Niomi can go to 5 yoga classes a week that can be done at home.
 
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slightly OT but I was shocked to find that "hot yoga" centres near me are still open, this sounds (even with distancing) like the most unhygenic thing ever atm, does anyone else think this?
 
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Sometimes I think the more obsessed you become with "wellness" the more unhealthy you can get. I've fallen into it before thanks to following people like Niomi. After I got a puppy that demanded all of my attention and gave me less time to obsess about myself, my fitness, my supplements, suddenly my skin cleared up and I felt much more energetic and healthier even though I was eating less healthy and letting my personal routine slip.

I just don't think it's healthy to be so consumed in your own self. If Niomi had a (non-fitness) hobby or an interest, or something to work at that wasn't all about her she'd probably look less dead behind the eyes.
 
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Don't forget she is the founder and creator of an overpriced skin care line
 
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Don't forget she is the founder and creator of an overpriced skin care line
Haha. But it's all about her, it's not about the skincare, she ain't fooling anyone. Her whole career is about self-obession. What a pointless existence.
 
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She is becoming Lily pebbles’ alter ego in a way. Both post WAY too much on Instagram and their posts keep highlighting just how ignorant/problematic they are. Lily is the dark/moany version and Niomi is the happy-go-lucky/overly cheerful version. Both completely self obsessed at the end of the day. I honestly don’t know a single other person who posts a grid photo every. single. day. like Niomi does. And they’re all the same type of pics as well - these photo shoots she does with her photographer. It’s such an overkill.
 
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