I dont even get why she is replying/dealing with comments like that. Just ignore them.
Or is she trying to stir up that Instagram algorithm game?
Or is she trying to stir up that Instagram algorithm game?
Niomi Smart #7 by her Royal decree, Joey is free
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I feel like at this point for her it’s just a case of any engagement being better than none
probably what she means is gleam does it for her
Also she always says: "This is paaaaafect". (in forced, royal accent)
She's happier because she has returned to London life and doing what the heck she wants.Is it just me or does Niomi look so much happier without Joe? Is it the breakup or return to facial treatments
Take a shot every time Niomi uses the word "absolutely"
In one of her stories, she put "Multi C Elixir" confusing two of her products, because it's the Multi V Elixir. Clearly, she developed these things herself through years of hard work... Girl doesn't even know what they're called!
As for the sounds of someone in the coat and bag story with her, she was going to the Treehouse, maybe she had a friend/manager with her. Or maybe she really is banging some rando. She's so fake and wooden that I can't imagine her going out and meeting people but hey. What do I know?
As for the sounds of someone in the coat and bag story with her, she was going to the Treehouse, maybe she had a friend/manager with her. Or maybe she really is banging some rando. She's so fake and wooden that I can't imagine her going out and meeting people but hey. What do I know?
Have you guys heard any reviews? I just spent a few minutes googling around the internet and couldn’t find any. Just reviews for a smart skin spa 
Annie Jaffrey has just launched her skincare company today and I just watched her launch video. It couldn’t be more of an extreme difference to Smart Skin. It is so expertly done, she explained every single ingredient and detail of the first product she has launched, so informative and passionate. She even said that hers is not just a “white label” product where she goes to the factory and they offer her products where she would just make the odd tweak to. After watching it, it just hit me how bad Niomi’s launch has been and how half hearted. I’m very interested to see how long Smart Skin lasts
Anyone who claims these products are good is not to be trusted. The line has been out for less than a week. Sorry but it takes at least 3 weeks to see the effects of a skin care product. You just can't tell what it's doing to your skin after using it only a couple of times. Furthermore, you should never add more than one product at a time to your routine.
Also for Niomi to say "I'm AbSoLuTeLy loving my skin today and it's ALL down to smartskin" is so stupid and just not believable. We all know she uses more products than just her own. Her line doesn't contain any retinols or acids other than glycolic acid -- I'm certain she still uses her Sunday Riley serums and whatever else she usually shows. Acids are really what makes a visible difference to the skin. Not to mention, she gets facials and that makes much more of a difference than simple skincare.
Also for Niomi to say "I'm AbSoLuTeLy loving my skin today and it's ALL down to smartskin" is so stupid and just not believable. We all know she uses more products than just her own. Her line doesn't contain any retinols or acids other than glycolic acid -- I'm certain she still uses her Sunday Riley serums and whatever else she usually shows. Acids are really what makes a visible difference to the skin. Not to mention, she gets facials and that makes much more of a difference than simple skincare.
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She’s been more enthusiastic about Aurelia skincare than her own line.
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'Pilates in the sky-I cannot tell a lie.
My skincare works-bought by jerks'
'Pilates in the sky-I cannot tell a lie.
My skincare works-bought by jerks'
Kate Middleton >>>>>>> Niomi Smart
Niomi’s vocabulary:Also she always says: "This is paaaaafect". (in forced, royal accent)
This is paaarfect
I absolutely love it
It is so exciting/I’m so excited
OMG just checked her out to see the difference, £62 for a mask....!!?!?! These influencers are losing the plot.
So she's been for a fitting at Louis Vuitton now! More freebies. How is this supporting a sustainable brand?
goodonyou.eco
Environment: Not Good Enough
Labour: Not Good Enough
Animal Welfare: Very Poor
Louis Vuitton is rated Very Poor because of its use of fur, leather, wool, exotic animal skin, hair, as well as angora. However, the brand has said that it is working on other steps such as raising the share of leather goods sourced from strictly monitored tanneries by 2020.
Overall Rating: Not Good Enough
How Ethical Is Louis Vuitton? - Good On You
Louis Vuitton is one of the world’s most recognised luxury fashion brands. But how ethical is Louis Vuitton?
goodonyou.eco
Environment: Not Good Enough
Labour: Not Good Enough
Animal Welfare: Very Poor
Louis Vuitton is rated Very Poor because of its use of fur, leather, wool, exotic animal skin, hair, as well as angora. However, the brand has said that it is working on other steps such as raising the share of leather goods sourced from strictly monitored tanneries by 2020.
Overall Rating: Not Good Enough
Ok so alternative ring theory - because rings do not need ‘servicing’ after 6 months.
She hated the ring and wanted a new one - probably a large solitaire or with side stones. Had they not broken up then something would have happened and ‘sadly although it’s beautiful and I love it soooo much, it’s just not suitable for every day wear’ and replaced it with a big ol diamond.
Finally straw for Joe, one thing leads to another and he’s out.
She hated the ring and wanted a new one - probably a large solitaire or with side stones. Had they not broken up then something would have happened and ‘sadly although it’s beautiful and I love it soooo much, it’s just not suitable for every day wear’ and replaced it with a big ol diamond.
Finally straw for Joe, one thing leads to another and he’s out.
She claims it went for servicing because of a loose clasp. As someone who wears Indian-made artisanal jewelry this is totally something that could happen 6 months later. I've had a ring fixed twice and the clasp still somehow manages to come loose. She was commenting back to people saying "I miss it sooo much". I do think she probably would have asked for a diamond at some point though.
Don't forget 'obsessed'
For all her fussing, she's not a celebrity and she has zero expertise in anything. Her false modesty and exaggerated sentimentality are going to be a real kick in the teeth in the long run if ever she does have to deal with the real world. I think she should try to get a normal job for a while, even in law. Someone has to tell her just how out of touch she seems.
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