Niomi Smart #7 by her Royal decree, Joey is free

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Didn’t follow through Notting hill unfortunately. He just looked normal type guy... more preoccupied about seeing that it was ACTUALLY niomi than the guy...

I guess if Joe did break her heart back in June / July.... end of September.... this could be a rebound set up by one of the MANY MANY friends she has been seeing in the global pandemic.
 
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She probably just needed to let off some steam after her 50 shades pilates session yesterday.
 
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She played it cool last night “staying in, cozy night in with my salt lamp”... girl had us fooled!

Maybe her 'friends' are already tired of her and desperately want her back with a man.
 
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I'm probably just stating the obvious but :rolleyes: could she be any more transparent?

It's not like we didn't see her post a million cringey bikini shots to try to 'lure' Joe back. Now that she's finally accepted the harsh truth that Joe is definitely not interested, her bruised pride and ego has her rushing to find a guy. And not just any guy, she'll definitely make sure that the guy one ups Joe in every department to throw it back in his face that "I always could do better than you".

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Ah of course, the paahhfect rebound. this is classic and imo only reinforces the fact that Joe was the one to call it off 🤷‍♀️
 
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Assuming this is is true... which it might not be, no offense to OP... Niomi's growing more unlikable again. Sigh.
 
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It's also yet another person she is socialising with with no distance. ffs
 
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I wonder what’s in this frame. It’s the only personal photo she seems to have anywhere in the new flat. Looks like a man and woman?

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I cannot believe that today’s video is NOT about Smart Skin. WTH is actually happening?!
 
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Thank god niomi has a pretty face because that video that’s just been put up😒
my dog has more personality 😂
 
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The only street she’s ever on is Portobello Road, what a sad and basic existence. Reckon tomorrow I may pop over the Bluebelles and hangout there all day, would def run into her.
 
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Someone’s on it over in her comments 👀🍿
Have to say I am quite shocked if this is true. She’s such a drip I really can’t imagine her getting on the wagon so soon after Joeyyyy. Crikey Nimbobs maybe she has taken our advice and is having some mad post breakup sexy times. She’ll be snorting a white substance at the Sloany Pony in no time!
 
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If Niomi ended this then the way she’s spoken about it is a bit psychopathic...all the ‘traumatic’ and ‘Joe’s nOt a BaD pErsOn’ I dunno I just don’t see it tbh
But she called it shitstorm ... soooo .. also she unfollowed Joe first , If she left Joe then he wouldn’t be still around on her SM

Have to say I am quite shocked if this is true. She’s such a drip I really can’t imagine her getting on the wagon so soon after Joeyyyy. Crikey Nimbobs maybe she has taken our advice and is having some mad post breakup sexy times. She’ll be snorting a white substance at the Sloany Pony in no time!
From her stories yesterday 50 shades of grey style ? !! 👀

that girl is soo confused! Looks like she doesn’t know who she is ! She doesn’t have any good projects that run long run , starts something and then never talks about it afterwards , acting like she is doing great post break up obviously acting because she don’t know how to portray the real self post break up (just goes to prove she acts or that she never loved Joe ) ! She is confused and she can’t differentiate between the raw her and the SM her and it’s all messed up ! May be she should seek therapy if she isn’t already , I know SM gives a lot of people ( including many of us )the need to portray a perfect life because that’s what we see online fro others , nobody showsor very few shows the real side of life on SM. With that being her career , it is not surprising she is confused and having identity crisis doing this 24*7

how many of us take a SM Break when we are exhausted from it ? ProbBly many of us does , or atleast we try for a break !

She can’t even do that as it is her career and she doesn’t look like she is someone who can navigate these smartly ! If only she was as smart as her last name !!
 
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Niomi describing the jewellery in her latest video: "I love how this jewellery... it feels like it is super luxury... it is fine jewellery but it is definitely the kind of thing that I would love to wear just on a day-to-day basis." Wtaf is "super luxury" lol and what does the second part of her statement even mean?! Also she says the word "delicate" 5000x! Just confirming what we've always said about her absolute lack of vocabulary.

Also I'm sorry but all 3 outfits were total fails.
 
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The sweater and slip dress outfit is hideous. She has zero sense of style.
What the hell was that? I used to like her style, but all 3 outfits were horrendous.
Also that "walk in wardrobe" is just so weird, it's basically a tiny loft.
 
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