Im convinced she did something with her nose, it was much wider
Niomi Smart #6 it’s smoothie bowl weather but they’re not together, feel new tea was the end of Joe’s tether
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Ugh I hate the comments on her post saying they’re proud of how she’s handled herself. It’s bullshit. I remember breaking up with a guy I dated for years and I felt so guilty and crappy post that, and as for the times that I’ve been dumped I’ve been a total mess. There is no way in hell that she is “handling this beautifully” behind the scenes and I wish she’d be a bit real. I almost preferred Amelia being raw and emotional about how difficult it was for her. Almost. Idk.
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Um. Her whole life is a weekend. What's she talking about?Her latest IG post
Love that she's spending her time at SF posting on Insta and replying to random strangers. Mum must be thrilled.
I’d like to know if she had her eyes lasered. I haven’t noticed her wearing her glasses for a long time, she used to occasionally show them. I know she said she had a surgery to remove that weird red blob thing from the whites of one of her eyes but did she have laser too? 
The same people who felt tit over her smug relationship with Joe will also be feeling tit at how she's able to manage her breakup so perfectly. She's alienating young women!
With her suddenly obsessive need to post constantly on social media, it is clearer than ever that she does nearly no work. Aside from that shoot she did this week, it’s been one carefree day after another and now she is taking a mini break at SF. Such a vacuous existence. You would think she would be crazy busy with a big launch coming up, but nope. Which tells me how successful this “brand” will be. She truly needs a real job.
She comes across as elitist and above everyone else if she's taking (and posting) photos which are strictly prohibited. What an hole.
She tagged them in her post
That’s such a weird decision for her adult mother to make.I’ve just remembered, Isn’t Marcus her little sister’s god father?! How awkward
She only took her mum because she needs to go to Soho House with someone, and her friends are all married/in longterm relationships and probably can't just ditch their partners and kids to be her personal photographer for the weekend.
I think she only has a tiny prescription and doesn't strictly need glasses but wears them anyway for driving and fashion. It's creepy I remember that, but I remember because a) I'm the same with my tiny prescription I wear for driving and b) she was being really annoying with her usual defensive "I just went to get my eyes tested... not that I have ANY problems with my eyes AT ALL"I’d like to know if she had her eyes lasered. I haven’t noticed her wearing her glasses for a long time, she used to occasionally show them. I know she said she had a surgery to remove that weird red blob thing from the whites of one of her eyes but did she have laser too?
I’m sure I remember her saying she wears contact lenses though?
Omg what a turd ball...
Maybe nimoi ahould take lucy corn next time???
Corn is like one of those nuts screaming they love harry and megan. No one cares corny.
She’s like those irritating 1D / Kpop fans. What a nut.
I get what you’re saying but I’m sure she’d just want to spend some time with her mum as they seem very close?
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