Niomi Smart #55 Forky might have been Dr. Wiki but Lordon is Dr. Icky

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Like a vampire lol



Aaha that bottom reply, gold

 
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It's one thing being a pushover to your own detriment, but being selfless and thinking of others can be incredibly fulfilling and bring happiness. All this 'be more selfish' crap is just people who were already selfish looking for an excuse.
 
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It's one thing being a pushover to your own detriment, but being selfless and thinking of others can be incredibly fulfilling and bring happiness. All this 'be more selfish' crap is just people who were already selfish looking for an excuse.
There is a reason schools invest a lot of time in teaching children the value of not being selfish. It’s good for society, but it’s also good for the child. But I’m sure Mr I am life coach who lives off my parents knows better than the many many teachers, sociologists, psychologists…
I hate to think of how many people like him are taking advantage of vulnerable people in society. “Life coach” should become a protected title with specified regularly requirements around education & experience.
 
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Think its odd re hiding the popcorn and peanut butter why she actually included that in her videos. Id be well embarrassed. Odd behaviour to laugh about and find funny.
Exactly! Which makes me think she was much much worse in real life, but she had the common sense not to include it. The fact that she considered the completely crazy behaviour normal enough to post- hiding popcorn and peanut butter and shaming him for wanting a piece of brown toast for example, means that she thought it was normal and fine. What on earth did she do that she looked back on and thought ooh that makes me look bad, better edit that out? It must have been truly DERANGED
 
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I honestly think Niomi has never considered what it means to be part of a society a single day in her life
 
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I swear the golden jelly product is the only one she ever posts about because it's her only decent product.
 
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Her understanding of being part of society is receiving #gifted #sponsored and any other free spa and bad hairdresser appointments.
 
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I genuinely wonder how all these influencers are going to cope when the climate catastrophe will affect their lifestyles
 
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Ever since someone here said recently she keeps posting her wrist to show how thin she's gotten it really must be true because today she did it again.

 
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Exactly, I can see no other reason to show this bracelet so randomly. Nobody cares
(Also to brag about having a boyfriend, once again)
 
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Exactly, I can see no other reason to show this bracelet so randomly. Nobody cares
(Also to brag about having a boyfriend, once again)
And WHAT is so creative about threading pearls eh? eh?
 
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Ever since someone here said recently she keeps posting her wrist to show how thin she's gotten it really must be true because today she did it again.

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Its not very nice seeing that tendon. Im a bit squeamish. Maybe thats why she blocked me so i dont have to see this. How kind Niomi.Defo on a different frequency

Can someone tell me which vlog was the running when joe was injured?
 
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Ok I really need to get a life but I was scrolling through Lordons feed and spotted this little nugget. As IF Niomi needs any more encouragement to be self centred and selfish her life partner thinks these are POSITIVE traits
His advice is to "Do as much good as you can.... without taking on any stress." Essentially to smile at people and be polite.

He genuinely believes people need a life coach to tell them their life will feel slightly nicer if they don't go around trying to be an asshole to every stranger they encounter.

And also that you should only be kind to the degree that it does not cause you any sort of stress.

I guess this isn't surprising, given everything we've seen in their behaviour. Selfish to the core.
 
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Exactly, I can see no other reason to show this bracelet so randomly. Nobody cares
(Also to brag about having a boyfriend, once again)
Well, Lordon is a wannabe sex cult leader, so maybe it’s taking on the other meaning of pearls…though he’s thinking small by going only with the bracelet, as opposed to the usual necklace.
Also, forever throwing up in my mouth *justalittlebit*
 
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Ever since someone here said recently she keeps posting her wrist to show how thin she's gotten it really must be true because today she did it again.

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I find it hilarious that she keeps writing J. She really can just continue her fantasy that Joe never left this way. Her dating criteria must just have been tall brunette with JW initials. The teeth and cult vibes she can overlook
 
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Her understanding of being part of society is receiving #gifted #sponsored and any other free spa and bad hairdresser appointments.
And group yoga sessions.

Especially because it is a pearl bracelet
 
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Ya'll have such dirty minds. I approve.
The terrible twosome is providing such bland content but it's OK, we can spice it up as needed.
I can't believe how Lordon is any type of life coach and she is any kind of a business woman. The fact that there are people liking and falling for this crap...
 
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I find it hilarious that she keeps writing J. She really can just continue her fantasy that Joe never left this way. Her dating criteria must just have been tall brunette with JW initials. The teeth and cult vibes she can overlook
Maybe she thinks she is Meghan Markle now... I don't know if any of you saw the documentary on Netflix about Meghan and Harry, but she kept calling him "H" throughout the series...
 
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He’s got the same initials as the ex fiancé so at least she doesn’t have to bin all the free personalised shit she was no doubt sent when they got engaged
 
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