Strongly suspect she rationalises the whole "same initials" thing as the universe just getting mixed up when it gave her Joe. Like MaxMara sent her the wrong sized coat, or something.
Niomi Smart #53 Still missing JoeJoe, now selling a Dildo
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I posted about this on page 26 of this thread! Has all the info you’re looking for
Does anyone remember that just after she got dumped, someone commented on instagram 'onward and upward, just not woodward' and Charlotte replied a laughing emoji? Maybe Nims has held a grudge ever since.
So which charities does she give this stuff to? Sickening.
OMG this is actually it.. we joke but this is 100% the way she thinks
Those pics are still there around mid June time
lol mine did cos i was going to a festival and didnt want to have a period so..... the pill!
while Niomi was having a “cosy night in” with her hoarding and freebies, her bestie (or ex-bestie) was having a good time with apparently real friends.Is she serious? Look what I got, look what I got!
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And as a freebie, the company she did a photoshoot for sent her.. a picture of herself
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That thread title was ICONIC and got me HOOKED
“Where Did Joey Geoy” was also a good one lmao
Wow, I begged for it, but completely unexpected! I‘m feeling so grateful and considered 
and yet, I’m not an influencer, guys, just an advocate for sustainability.
So the gift is a.. pouch? I’m so jealous
and yet, I’m not an influencer, guys, just an advocate for sustainability.
So the gift is a.. pouch? I’m so jealous
What’s with the slowmo movements she does? It looks so weird and she didn’t show the pouch at all? I looked it up online and there is nothing on the inside, not even a pocket. £450 for some piece of fabricWow, I begged for it, but completely unexpected! I‘m feeling so grateful and considered
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So the gift is a.. pouch? I’m so jealous
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It's when she realized it's not some Dior tote bag and more like a bag cover, you can totally tell she was surprised at the lack of the luxury of the free gift with her hand movements and the way she filmed it lol.
Now, I see what she means by unexpected
Aww, a pouch but no Joey.Wow, I begged for it, but completely unexpected! I‘m feeling so grateful and considered
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So the gift is a.. pouch? I’m so jealous
The packaging of that Dior PR gift would have cost more to produce than the tacky pouch... it doesn't even have a lining!
Speaking of PR gift, it seems like her latest post is another success. Well done Niomi, as efficient as can be.
And what's with the claw?
And what's with the claw?
Yikes that's such low engagement rate
Unexpected?? Lol who is she trying to fool??
If I had to guess, I’d say that isn’t a PR package per se, that’s a gift Dior sends to their VIP clients as a “thank you”. All luxury brands do it, and they usually send things like a scarf or skin care. Something small.
This only means she is a Dior client who spends lots of ££££ at their stores. The epitome of sustainability
If I had to guess, I’d say that isn’t a PR package per se, that’s a gift Dior sends to their VIP clients as a “thank you”. All luxury brands do it, and they usually send things like a scarf or skin care. Something small.
This only means she is a Dior client who spends lots of ££££ at their stores. The epitome of sustainability
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