That dance is sooo cringe 
She's in a bubble.. and will come crashing down 
She's in a bubble.. and will come crashing down 
Niomi Smart #53 Still missing JoeJoe, now selling a Dildo
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Not only that, but does she not have a single friend to be like āhey we love that youāre in love, but youāve had 2 long term relationship fail after you published it all online, maybe hold back this time?āAn impromptu danceā¦ which we set the camera up forā¦
Loving the comments... all saying what we're thinking
Sheās trying so desperately to get her audience to believe the romance with Jamie just like they clearly saw her with Joe.
the difference isā¦it was natural and low key with Joe on her channel. She only showed him in small doses None of this posing, just genuinely happy, natural couple. I liked they had normal photos together with family. She would never have made him do the dancing charade in a public place with the camera setup.
this just seems try hard. Theyāve only been together 5 minutes. I donāt know if sheās trying harder to convince her audience or herself.
the difference isā¦it was natural and low key with Joe on her channel. She only showed him in small doses None of this posing, just genuinely happy, natural couple. I liked they had normal photos together with family. She would never have made him do the dancing charade in a public place with the camera setup.
this just seems try hard. Theyāve only been together 5 minutes. I donāt know if sheās trying harder to convince her audience or herself.
Exactly. She needs to chill the f*ck out with all this loved up content. Itās far too much, way too soon. But she canāt help but brag. She wants people to envy her, but no one is going to be jealous of this scammer. And after parading multiple relationships online no one is buying it anymore.
Also look how parading Joe worked out for her - remember āheās her lobsterā well that lobster is back in the ocean now and Niomi downgraded from seafood to farm creatures soooo if I were her Iād dial it down a bit
Well we've all seen what happens when a friend raises a concern- they get featured in the next vlog as a toxic presence who doesn't "serve" Niomi anymore. They'd also get added to the roster of women not supporting women as they should- as the ambassador of women for women, Niomi knows that anyone who doesn't support her new relationship with a donkey is a bad feminist š«£
Honestly it's all a total show (in all ways). She needs to put a note on all her latest 'content'.
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They want to convey entirely different "dancing styles" as well- which makes it even more hilarious. She is trying to (once again) sell their relationship as fairytale-esque and "classy" (attempting to appear feminine and desirable, while twirling her hair around) and he gives off the repeatedly stated "let's see what the future brings, we are being casual and sloppy, I'm half committed"-vibe, by drunkenly throwing her from one paw to the other. It's so mismatched and awkward.. what a car crash.
THIS!
I remember an old vlog (I think on Zoes vlogmas sometime? Her, Tanja and Zoe in the kitchen talking) where Niomi actually said exactly this that because of her last relationship/breakup (which was Marcus Butler at that point) she wouldn't ever be as public with a relationship but keep it private. big LOL to this
Man, I hate having so much work due right now, but I do LOVE being able to catch up on all the crap Iāve missed out on.
Remember how Nimbobs was talking about toxic friendships? Iām thinking it was probably Charlotte. May I present Exhibits A and B.
Tattlers always on point. Nimbobs, you really are ridiculous.
Remember how Nimbobs was talking about toxic friendships? Iām thinking it was probably Charlotte. May I present Exhibits A and B.
Tattlers always on point. Nimbobs, you really are ridiculous.
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Seriously they act like teenagers on shrooms...constant effing brain farts. Really annoying individuals that should just disappear from the webs.
Yes youāre right. Niomi only follows charlotteelizabethreview which is charlottes blog account but doesnāt follow her personal account anymore.
And looks like Charlotte doesnāt follow Niomi anymore either.
If you look at her personal account which is @charlotteelizabethbainbridge neither follow each other unless Iām going mad?!
And looks like Charlotte doesnāt follow Niomi anymore either.
If you look at her personal account which is @charlotteelizabethbainbridge neither follow each other unless Iām going mad?!
found it: it's in Alfies vlog 6 years ago ("what really happenes at a sleepover") to the question if they would do anything different with your life on youtube
the question starts at around min. 14:55 (with a lot of generic answers from all of them lol) and Niomis relationship privacy at 18:10
and WOW she ALWAYS have been just so boring in conversations... I see Zoe and Tanya being a bit annoying but at least they vibed and Niomi seems so estranged and boring in comparison
Would love to know what Verity thinks about Nims dropping Charlotte, her oldest and dearest friend. Well, what she thinks about the entire tit show of 2022 tbf!
I can confirm that they have unfollowed each other. She even unfollowed niomifiona but she is still following her mom Verity. Wow Charlotte has done so much for Niomi, I was so jealous of their friendship. Niomi has always been a bad friend but Charlotte was so nice and helpful. This proves that Niomi is a horrible person. Dropping your best friend for a holiday fling.
Wow. Nims has made a big mistake in dropping Charlotte who was probably her one true friend. She was really there for Nims when she needed her. Can't believe she went from chief bridesmaid to 'toxic' in no time at all. Wonder what happened?!
Lordon and Charlotte still follow each other.
Lordon and Charlotte still follow each other.
This shows that Niomi has a "my way or the highway" mindset.. I bet Joe got tired of it after a few years. Also makes me wonder if her attitude makes it hard for her family to talk to her about stuff, like moving in with a total stranger. She probably shuts them down unless they are complimenting her.
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