Niomi Smart #52 She thinks she's wild when in fact she is 100% mild

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curiouscat106

I have a minor interest in astrology and, during lockdown I took an interest in learning about crystals. I dipped a toe in the water, enjoyed learning and take an interest in the practises. I’d only ever respect someone’s curiosity or those who involve it heavily into their lifestyle. But there’s something about the way Nims harps on and on. It’s beyond cringy. I can’t put my finger on it or articulate it, but whenever she talks about the subjects, coming from her, it just seems so WRONG!

Also: is there currently a facial aesthetic promo going?! Everyone is taking about Nims face, but I just saw Fleur De Force on stories for the first time in ages and I was astounded! He face has changed drastically!!
 
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coriander

efie said:
i don't see the "mountain of pasta". all I see is a normal portion of pasta for two
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I can eat all of that myself they must both be hungry af

Jeez she just can't relax can she? Always posing carefully. Dims, it's 2022!!!! Beyond cheugy.
 
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Callan

Nims is trying to be charming cause that's her shtick and that charm is supposed to look effortless, explains why she's always so mentally constipated and it shows.
 
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frooshh

She definitely keep the old Joey videos up for money. I have a friend who does youtube on the side, and one of her videos got close to 100k views a few years ago. she said she still gets around $100 a month from youtube literally from that video only. I can only imagine how much passive income Niomi is getting from all her old videos put together.
 
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emcc86

Yeah I agree! Definitely just keeping him on there for the payday. How embarrassing! Joe probably cringes at the thought of them still being there.
 
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irvinelane

Could her content be more pointless? So, she’s going for a walk with her boyfriend, and somehow, she found it interesting to bring her phone out to record herself turning her head.



Callan said:
I was curious if she got any more comments under her last Flog ( Fail of a vlog) and here they be:
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She should do a YouTube series called How I Fail In a Day.
 
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Callan

Still can't get over her acting as if she didn't know how to film a weekly vlog, nobody expects her to film a whole day am to pm, like dude... she's just doing a bare minimum to keep up her contracts and gifts coming. Wish she would just give up and slip back into obscurity doing nothing where she belongs.
 
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irvinelane

Love the idea should we manifest it? Well, she wouldn’t be in total obscurity since Jamie’s teeth would serve the same function as a flashlight.
 
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bumblebee212

irvinelane said:
Love the idea should we manifest it? Well, she wouldn’t be in total obscurity since Jamie’s teeth would serve the same function as a flashlight.
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How I Fail in a Day would be awesome and yes, let's all manifest. I'm going to go wander around the cafes of my town and if I see a Frida, it's on! (like a prawn who yawns at dawn)
 
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emmer_moans

I have lost track of Niomi since she broke up with Joe. I’m trying to catch up now, can’t believe how downhill she has gone. Amazed she is no longer plant-based, I thought that was a cash-cow for her.
 
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irvinelane

Her eyes look emptier than usual. What a bad idea to go for this photo.




Talk about cleansing when her skin doesn’t look that fresh.

I also noticed that this is very misleading. She pretends to create products based on her followers’ needs and expectations, when we all know she doesn’t care at all about their feedbacks.

 
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curiouscat106

Are you serious Nims?! You were just saying how badly you’ve been sleeping and blaming it on the planets or moon…
Now you’re sleeping well because you’re shilling a #gifted mattress…


Jenn13 said:
Didn't she just say a few days ago how she can't sleep at the moment cause of the moon and now she states the complete opposite in this ad??
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Snap! What a complete and utter joke.
 
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irvinelane

Jenn13 said:
Didn't she just say a few days ago how she can't sleep at the moment cause of the moon and now she states the complete opposite in this ad??
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curiouscat106 said:
Are you serious Nims?! You were just saying how badly you’ve been sleeping and blaming it on the planets or moon…
Now you’re sleeping well because you’re shilling a #gifted mattress…
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She blames the Moon and the Universe when things don’t go her way, but whenever money is involved, everything is so beautiful and amazing
 
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CallItAsItIs

In the latest instalment of ‘Nimbobs So Boring’:

Bish, they’re just pancakes. They’re not even particularly appetizing-looking ones. But I guess it’s exciting for the caloric intake?

irvinelane said:
She blames the Moon and the Universe when things don’t go her way, but whenever money is involved, everything is so beautiful and amazing
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Yeah, lol. Money does have a way of doing that. She’s ridiculous.

kale-supremacist said:
Niomi's dead eyes might just be bad eyesight and she's too vain to wear her glasses
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Unless she’s being sponsored by someone.

Right? I wish YouTube would put a moratorium on being able to monetise old videos. But I also think that if you haven’t been paying attention too closely to what she’s been up to (which is easy to do, given how lacklustre her content is), you might think that things in her romantic (or general) life are going swimmingly.
 
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irvinelane

CallItAsItIs said:
In the latest instalment of ‘Nimbobs So Boring’:
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Bish, they’re just pancakes. They’re not even particularly appetizing-looking ones. But I guess it’s exciting for the caloric intake?
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I wish I had her incredible life. This is.. riveting, really 🥱



What does ‘a mountain of pasta is so necessary’ even mean?



 
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