Niomi Smart #50 Insulting a culture, one day at a time

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Callan

Callan

^ And she never explained WHY Yoga. She would make a great right wing politician, lots of words, zero substance and her signature shoulder shrug...

Also for someone who claims they just had wrist surgery she looks totally recovered, even the way she put her hands on her waist so quickly and purposefully, not someone being careful while recovering.
 
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coriander

coriander

£400 for that shiny 100% viscose monstrosity :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: hope it's a freebie because that's a violation.
Indeed it was too tight and she looked overdressed. We don't even need to discuss her accessories, she's never been able to pick the right ones.
 
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Ciri

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For someone who got a wrist surgery, she moves her hand a lot and put it in weird angle
 
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londongirl2001

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Not sure if she’s faking it, or if she’s just not taking care of her body, as so often. She’s careless.
 
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QueenBW

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She's got serious issues. It hasn't even been a week since she said she can't work out and she's... Working out.

If she really did have surgery, she might do more harm by disregarding the rest orders.

So... She's no longer moving to bali? What even is her life lately?
 
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Callan

Callan

irvinelane said:
Yes, I think you’re right by saying she’s faking her surgery.
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She's faking something that's for sure. I mean I don't get why someone would lie about surgery but she's always full of you know what. She's an influencer who says that she hates the word influencer.
 
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coriander

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QueenBW said:
She's got serious issues. It hasn't even been a week since she said she can't work out and she's... Working out.

If she really did have surgery, she might do more harm by disregarding the rest orders.

So... She's no longer moving to bali? What even is her life lately?
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More U turns than Liz Truss.

I also think she's going to be renting a place with Lordon!
 
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Callan

Callan

Wasn't her surgery on her right wrist? Here she made sure you saw a peek of a bandaid on her left one.

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yep found the pic, her right wrist

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Ciri

Ciri

probably reversed picture of the camera hence the different hand with the bandaid
 
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irvinelane

irvinelane

Callan said:
She's faking something that's for sure. I mean I don't get why someone would lie about surgery but she's always full of you know what. She's an influencer who says that she hates the word influencer.
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I know someone who used to lie about his health, pretending he has fake illnesses, because it gives him sympathy, attention, and even pity. I think Niomi needs to be taken care of and is looking for a lot of support, given the miserable life she leads. She’s been trying to draw attention as much as she can, with all kinds of crap and lies, so people can comfort her and send her messages, which possibly make her feel a little bit less lonely.. for like 5 minutes.
 
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Callan

Callan

cocochino said:
Pretty sure she was having dinner with him yesterday. She was sitting next to a guy at dinner. Only showed his arm/hands.
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Love how she shows an elbow and an extra cup off coffee while he's got engagement style photo sessions on his channel. Dude is working hard $$
 
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Swipeupyouguys

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CallItAsItIs said:
The theme of the night: Constipation.
Also, these are a no. Horrible posing, horrible composition. Just horrible.
And ftr, Angelina did it first.
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Now it's as clear as day she thinks she looks like a supermodel in the green satin, but to my eye she is the embodiment of a casino hostess. I've never actually been to a casino 😔 but... this is what I imagine the hostess in Vegas who oil the wheels with the high rollers look like. All spiked heels, tight satin, heavy eyeliner and crispy blonde curls.

Niomi's green number is so OTT it's almost an attempt to overshadow Rosie. Nim is the type to turn up to her best friends wedding in an eye catching white gown - possibly one with a train.

Echoing @Shutterbug99 - where was the coat check at this fancy smansy make up launch?!
 
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Slaybutter

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It must be so uncomfortable for Niomi, a non-influencer, to attend so many events where she’s surrounded by influencers
 
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