Niomi Smart #50 Insulting a culture, one day at a time

[Nitfey]

For me it looks like the season 2 of

Which slight change to " a man who claimed he could make her see Frida, sage the eff out her financial problems and buy cheap made in China statues of Buddha/crystals to feel like home...one dumb photo at a time "

 

[irvinelane]

For me it looks like the season 2 of

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Which slight change to " a man who claimed he could make her see Frida, sage the eff out her financial problems and buy cheap made in China statues of Buddha/crystals to feel like home...one dumb photo at a time "

True story.

 

[cocochino]

For me it looks like the season 2 of

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Which slight change to " a man who claimed he could make her see Frida, sage the eff out her financial problems and buy cheap made in China statues of Buddha/crystals to feel like home...one dumb photo at a time "

Lmao Niomi 100% reminds me of Sarma. I can see her going down the same path because she’s so desperate for a man.
It wouldn’t surprise me if she’s selling the shed so they can buy a place together.

 

[Callan]

It's interesting how Terrina still has Niomi and Joe's engagement photo up on her grid. She must really like it. Imagine if Lordon and Nims get engaged and she reposts the same pictures lol, so it doesn't ruin her grid aesthetics.

 

[agnor]

Joe still has Niomi on his instagram

 

[irvinelane]

I just noticed how modest she is with the mermaid emoji.

First, calling herself White Snow, then associate herself with a mermaid. She really does live in her own little world, doesn’t she?

 

[Nitfey]

I just noticed how modest she is with the mermaid emoji.

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First, calling herself White Snow, then associate herself with a mermaid. She really does live in her own little world, doesn’t she?

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I wonder If in this hidden rock pool she has found the lost orders of her customers ....

 

[blueocean94]

God, she’s tragic

 

[Callan]

God, she’s tragic

Perfect name for her new podcast.

 

[pinkmango]

What do her parents / grandparents do? Do they own resturants.
I knew she was posh / rich I just never knew how

 

[Callan]

What do her parents / grandparents do? Do they own resturants.
I knew she was posh / rich I just never knew how

I don't think anyone knows either since they all seem pretty dumb to be honest.

 

[frooshh]

she definitely knows Lordon is a downgrade and that's why shes trying to hide him. Her insta followers may think shes just trying to be more private but if she had managed to snag someone even more attractive (physically and socially) than Joe, he'd be all over her social media by now

 

[irvinelane]

Well, it certainly looks great on anyone who would promote it.

Oh Monica, haven’t you seen her posts for the past 2 years? Happy all day, everyday.

 

[Cherry Waves]

I got a good laugh today from this knob gobbler this morning…

 

[Coldfeet]

I got a good laugh today from this knob gobbler this morning…View attachment 1628196

'They will you jump to the conclusion' ???????
Spare us

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

I got a good laugh today from this knob gobbler this morning…View attachment 1628196

Quite a word salad from the Forkster. One thing that stands out is that he likes to think of himself as a young man, and wants to remind others too that he is young. He is a very CONFIDENT young man.

 

[annieeee]

Another day, another free stay for Niomi.

 

[Slaybutter]

Niomi posting about her favorite accommodation in the Cotswolds ( hardly the ringing endorsement considering her taste = kindly gifted ) just after forky announced that he’s a super host is hideously petty

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

Niomi posting about her favorite accommodation in the Cotswolds ( hardly the ringing endorsement considering her taste = kindly gifted ) just after forky announced that he’s a super host is hideously petty

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If things were really all cool between them after thr food ppoisoning break up, then she would give his place a shout out as one of her favourite cotswolds bolt holes. Obviously bitter!

 

[Callan]

I got a good laugh today from this knob gobbler this morning…View attachment 1628196

His ridiculous write up reminded me of a quote from a book I read this year:

“His arrogant entitlement she’d mistaken for confidence, ignoring what lurked beneath his attractive surface- spoiled, but the smell hasn’t escaped to warn her.”

"Dead in the water " by Jennifer Soucy