It's hilarious that she's cant stick to any plan or announcement she makes. Guess that means she's not building a team in Bali for her podcast now?
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Man she is all over the place! Her family must be struggling to keep up.
"So you have no ties in London and you're going to live itinerantly between the UK and Bali?... okay?!"
"No. Now it's back to London! Pahhhfect!"
"Oh! Back in the 750k house you were selling?!"
"Nope now I am actually putting the shed up on airbnb and I'm going to be living in a random hotel room until Lordon buys me a house in the country with his life coach funds! Literallyyyy pahfect!"
"So you have no ties in London and you're going to live itinerantly between the UK and Bali?... okay?!"
"No. Now it's back to London! Pahhhfect!"
"Oh! Back in the 750k house you were selling?!"
"Nope now I am actually putting the shed up on airbnb and I'm going to be living in a random hotel room until Lordon buys me a house in the country with his life coach funds! Literallyyyy pahfect!"
I think little miss princess doesn’t want to be in Bali in the wet season.
Sounds like her plans changed pretty last minute and she couldn't be bothered to edit the vlog. So lazy.
As for Sophie Dear: she just used her to meet people in Bali. It's quite possible we'll never hear of her again.
is it polyjuice potion?
She just wants to get as many sponsorships as possible as she knows it would be more difficult in Bali. Meanwhile, Jamie will try to grow his coaching business with Niomi’s help. To do so, he will make her post YouTube videos and retouched photos on Instagram more often like other influencers, so she can get more visibility, and so can he. The bottom line is that they’re using each other, maybe Jamie a bit more than her.
Watching the vlog right now, she says she’s going for dinner with Sophie from Bali.
The apartment she’s staying in looks super depressing. Even the shed is better than that.
She was still planning on returning to Bali then though. Haha!
I'm waiting for someone to ask her what happened to her Bali plans in between that vlog and her latest IG post.
Wow her vlog is so boring. I wouldn't even call it a vlog, she mostly films herself talking in her hotel room. She should leave youtube for good, all she does is useless.
So dull. All she talked about was her hair and eyebrows.
I really don't understand why she's staying at OH instead of staying at her own place in that vlog. I would take the shed over that place! Doesn't she miss her home comforts? I know she's getting to stay there for free - but still.
I guess she just really hates the area where she decided to buy a house. Idiot!
I guess she just really hates the area where she decided to buy a house. Idiot!
It took a while 22 seconds into her YT video to say how HAPPY she is
edit: really does look as though she’s had her boobs done
edit: really does look as though she’s had her boobs done
She has crazy eyes during the entire intro. If I saw someone in real life like that, Id be terrified.
Also for how much she works out, she has no healthy glow of any kind. Her face is dull and puffy, her hair looks like straw, and her body looks like it's trying to hold onto any little ounce of fat because she is essentially starving herself.
Also for how much she works out, she has no healthy glow of any kind. Her face is dull and puffy, her hair looks like straw, and her body looks like it's trying to hold onto any little ounce of fat because she is essentially starving herself.
Made it to the end of the video. She’s needs to stop doing YT. Every time she puts something on there it magnifies how damaged she is from her broken engagement. Like seriously damaged. Her eyes are evasive AF. All the chat about being happy and things working out for a reason is so obviously disingenuous. She’s completely hollow. Worse than she was 2 years ago in the immediate aftermath. She does not look like someone in a new relationship - there’s no glow or spark or energy. Her anger at Gleam is palpable. The only honest reaction she gave is her relief at having new management. Girl needs to check into a MH facility not a hotel.
Watching the vlog now, gosh the walls in that place are so dark.. I'm only a minute in but it's hilarious for her to say that TheOtherHouse will be her base in London when SHE OWNS A HOUSE THERE..
At least some of the comments are realistic...
Yeah it's easy to change your mind when you don't have a job or any responsibilities.
Ahah that's what I call her, too funny!
At least some of the comments are realistic...
Yeah it's easy to change your mind when you don't have a job or any responsibilities.
Ahah that's what I call her, too funny!
I only watched a few snippets of her video called Getting back into London life, but all I saw is an influencer in a hotel room, talking about her deep fried hair, her eyebrows, her nails and then, some Dior items. Is it how an out-of-touch halfwit would define London life?
And I’m pretty sure she won’t do anything about the podcast. She’s just waffling to pretend she has a career and some fake projects, but she’s such a fraud.
And I’m pretty sure she won’t do anything about the podcast. She’s just waffling to pretend she has a career and some fake projects, but she’s such a fraud.
What the heck is happening? She’s even more dreadful than usual.
It must kill her to know that all of her past success and engagement online has been due to people wanting to see her boyfriend. And that goes for both the Marcus years and Joe years. I always think of that year she posted her top 9 photos to Instagram and nearly every single one had Joe and she said “turns out you all really like Joe!” or something like that. She’s that girl who’s always going to be defined by a man.
Yeah I'd have to agree with other posters, her hotel room place whatever looks dreadful. Then she goes on and on about having a fridge and being able to cook and make her own lunches and there's legit NO food in it. I think she hates food and eating by now.
Stop lying Niomi, what lunch, what dinners??
Stop lying Niomi, what lunch, what dinners??
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