Niomi Smart #47 IV drips, no helmet scooter trips, wishing Lordon would close his lips

[mg95]

She's allergic to work of all kinds. Maybe if they called it a "volunteer vacation" she'd be interested.

I saw that Verity tagged Paul and went to his profile, he hasn't posted anything since 2018 but his profile photo has Verity, DM, and Niomi in it. How sad that Niomi barely considers him family.

I get the impression she resents him for not being her “real” father and harbours some jealousy of her little sister for having the perfect nuclear family. She really needs to seek therapy to work that out. Paul’s been in her life since she was like 11. He’s done all the “Dad” things one would expect - moving her from different apartments, providing for the family, taking them on 15 years of Balearic boat vacations, supporting her after the breakup. He also seems to make her mother very happy. Maybe she’s jealous of her mother’s relationship too She’s always focused on what she doesn’t have and takes for granted what she does.

 

[Lionsden]

Maybe Niomi is posting lots of shots with Lordon on her NiomiFiona account? I get why her family would find it too soon to include him in family photos (especially after seeing how quickly Niomi got rid of meaningful friend and lover Forky), but I can't imagine that they all cut him out of everything. That would be rude towards him (they shouldn't have let him get on that boat if they liked him so little, even though he is creepy and gross). Niomi must think she's being so clever, dropping little hints but actually keeping things private. The opposite is the case.

 

[Callan]

I have a feeling that if her family said no to Lordon joining them on the boat, Niomi would have skipped that trip. Not sure since she loves the glam life she can brag about but it might have been on of those "I will only come on the boat if I can bring him too" discussions.

Its funny how her whole family likes to show off and brag a bit on Instagram and she kinda spoiled their trip a bit.. I'm so thankful my parents don't have Instagram and don't care about stuff like that lol.

 

[Callan]

Gosh here's Forky again with his fake Q&A.. if this was a regular person asking I think they would more likely say "I" and not "we"...

 

[QueenBW]

Gosh here's Forky again with his fake Q&A.. if this was a regular person asking I think they would more likely say "I" and not "we"...



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His one working brain cell probably realised his body-shaming and ageist comments have alienated potential customers.

 

[frooshh]

Genuinely, what the hell is she doing with her time these days? Not exactly as if her social media career would take up more than 1-2 hours of her day, but she doesn't even post anymore so??? what is this girl doing with her life????? Other than being 'happy' of course.

 

[Callan]

I had to laugh at this, I knew that 1 gram of fat equals 9 calories since I was a kid/teen. I think most people know basic carb, protein and fat ratios if they went to school as a child. I can't wait to see this loser fail and get a real job.

another idiotic reply.. also most people cant afford a freebie Peleton like Nims and his ilk

Shocking how two morons like him and Nims couldn't make it work

Why would people who "dislike him" meet him as a PT anyways?

 

[irvinelane]

I can't wait to see this loser fail and get a real job.

Hopefully, nothing that would involve writing skills.

Shocking how two morons like him and Nims couldn't make it work

At least, now we know that there were only two differences that couldn’t make things work.

Well, it should give Niomi some ideas for her next destination.

 

[Callan]

Omg as a professional making buck he can't get anything right!

 

[SarahN]

Hopefully, nothing that would involve writing skills.

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At least, now we know that there were only two differences that couldn’t make things work.

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Well, it should give Niomi some ideas for her next destination.

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We don’t want you here ! Monaco is full of insufferable shallow people as it is, don’t need another one to add to the mix, thank you very much ! Also : the one super relaxed people are those who do not have à proper job to go to and live a life of idleness, where all they have to do is look appealing. Remind you of anyone ? Others just go about their business, ie, to normal jobs and lead a normal life (well, as much as is possible in such a bubble).

 

[irvinelane]

Genuinely, what the hell is she doing with her time these days? Not exactly as if her social media career would take up more than 1-2 hours of her day, but she doesn't even post anymore so??? what is this girl doing with her life????? Other than being 'happy' of course.

She could answer the comments on Instagram, especially when people ask her questions. It’s not like there were that many of them. It would also be a good way to show her audience some respect, but that’s the kind of word that doesn’t exist in her vocabulary.

 

[therlieann]

Why do we actually call him forky? Missed that part!!

 

[nzbosox]

Why do we actually call him forky? Missed that part!!

He ate sushi with a fork

 

[Coldfeet]

'It's treating me well very and quite eye opening' WTF????? Does she look as she types??????

 

[irvinelane]

'It's treating me well very and quite eye opening' WTF????? Does she look as she types??????

Omg I haven’t even seen this sentence it’s Bradley’s story, actually, not Niomi’s. I don’t know if he even understands what he types.

 

[Yoyolady]

The way Forky struggled to pronounce Monte Carlo and landed on ‘Montaay’

 

[Shutterbug99]

Since Nims is doing absolutely nothing much as usual and this thread is all about Forky again, I have a question: who do we think his Monaco client is? Has he given any clues? It must be someone absolutely loaded to fly him out there for two weeks. I presume they are also paying for his accommodation. Seems so OTT when they could just GeTITDone online. Lol. I wonder if it's some famous sports star. I noticed recently that he's Kate Kane's - Harry Kane's wife - PT.

ETA: I haven't really been following his stories so I don't actually know if he's there just to train a client or if this coincided with a holiday he had booked. It's probably still somebody with a lot of money all the same.

 

[Ciri]

Is this his new career ? Escort - boy - Physical trainer ?

 

[irvinelane]

She’s been silent for a few days and then, she comes back with this sh*t

If I set an alarm (probably what she did, because, you know, so not busy and plenty of time to kill), I’ll be seeing her damn mirror hours as well.

And if I keep saying I’m on the right track, then, yeah, it must be true as simple as that! Life is so easy, isn’t it?

Did you see 11:11 today? Um yes, I actually see it in your story. Magical!

 

[HelloStereo]

She’s been silent for a few days and then, she comes back with this sh*t

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If I set an alarm (probably like she did, because, you know, so not busy and plenty of time to kill), I’ll be seeing her damn mirror hours as well.

And if I keep saying I’m on the right track, then, yeah, it must be true as simple as that! Life is so easy, isn’t it?

Did you see 11:11 today? Um yes, I actually see it in your story. Magical!

What even is this? It's not content it is just vapid ridiculousness. It doesn't mean anything if you pick up your phone and it shows 11:11 or 15:15. Does she search for meaning in absolutely anything because her life is devoid of it?