Seems like Holly’s only talent is to make everything look unappetising
Niomi Smart #47 IV drips, no helmet scooter trips, wishing Lordon would close his lips
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I randomly ran into this and it made me wonder if Niomi could ever choose lol.
She's made that wild lovers bikini look absolutely terrible. Why is there such a massive gap between the cups? Why do the edges look unfinished?
Haha it's funny because I would not be using that song in any video with a partner. But I don't think she listens to lyrics, she just gets passively influenced and is only using it because it's trendy.I get why she used that song because it’s trending on Tiktok and Insta but girl… these lyricsPosting this from the boat with Lordon when Joe used to be her +1 on that same trip. And the song is about looking at your new partner and seeing your old one.
She'd take the world off my shoulders
If it was ever hard to move
She'd turn the rain to a rainbow
When I was living in the blue
Why then, if she is so perfect
Do I still wish that it was you?
Perfect don't mean that it's working
So what can I do? (Ooh)
When you're out of sight
In my mind
'Cause sometimes I look in her eyes
And that's where I find a glimpse of us
And I try to fall for her touch
But I'm thinking of the way it was
Said I'm fine and said I moved on
I'm only here passing time in her arms
Hoping I'll find
A glimpse of us
There’s no way in hell I will ever listen to the Forky podcast - but I’ve just seen a clip on his IG stories where he’s saying about influences should not rely on money from ads because one day they will DIE… Are we assuming this is a thinly veiled swipe at Niomi?
It’s plain to see (by everyone except her) that her SM “career” has taken a ginormous nosedive in the last 4 months. I think you can actually pinpoint the precise moment it began to plummet to when she and Forky got lost in the jungle. That really was the beginning of the end. For so many things!
It’s plain to see (by everyone except her) that her SM “career” has taken a ginormous nosedive in the last 4 months. I think you can actually pinpoint the precise moment it began to plummet to when she and Forky got lost in the jungle. That really was the beginning of the end. For so many things!
ummm. Just found it odd that she came across my IG and liked some of my posts. I’m literally a nobody on Instagram lol.
Have you watched her stories? She probably noticed your profile popping up there a few times and went and gave you some likes in the hopes that you'll follow her. I've had other small influencers do that. It's super creepy and desperate, which sounds just like the White family brand.
Cute pup, though
I wonder if she’s scaring him off by bringing him to these family events?
Fair enough if it’s just a dinner and you can leave after, but a whole week?! I actually feel sorry for the guy.
The first few months are supposed to be the honeymoon stage where you have sex like rabbits, not doing family stuff. I just don’t see this lasting at all. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s freaked out by how fast she’s moving. Plus she wants to sell her house and move to Bali for him… it’s just too much.
I wonder if she’s met his parents yet? It’s odd to me that neither Terrina or Verity follow him on Instagram when they’re all on holiday together.
Fair enough if it’s just a dinner and you can leave after, but a whole week?! I actually feel sorry for the guy.
The first few months are supposed to be the honeymoon stage where you have sex like rabbits, not doing family stuff. I just don’t see this lasting at all. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s freaked out by how fast she’s moving. Plus she wants to sell her house and move to Bali for him… it’s just too much.
I wonder if she’s met his parents yet? It’s odd to me that neither Terrina or Verity follow him on Instagram when they’re all on holiday together.
Haha yes I’ve totally creeped her stories since following this thread. That’s definitely why. 🫣Have you watched her stories? She probably noticed your profile popping up there a few times and went and gave you some likes in the hopes that you'll follow her. I've had other small influencers do that. It's super creepy and desperate, which sounds just like the White family brand.
Cute pup, though
She probably wants to sell you a body brush or some recipes on how to cut a tomato into slices to make a salad.
Just watched the smoothie-bowl-weather-Joe-doesn't-want-toast video someone has added a link to on the Wiki tab. I mean is there any better proof on video that she's a lunatic. Joe must watch that video once in a while to remind himself how he truly dodged a bullet.
It’s absolute wank, she should get off Insta and on to Only Fans.
I know it's old news in the scheme of this thread but I leave for a few seconds and there are anti racist flower drops now?? I'm dead, whenever I think things can't get any more bizarre and hilarious, it surpasses itself
Also wonder if Holly is being a creeper on profiles looking at her stories, or if she's one of those influencers that gets bots to like and comment on people's stuff to grow their following. Both sound like her to be fair.
Also wonder if Holly is being a creeper on profiles looking at her stories, or if she's one of those influencers that gets bots to like and comment on people's stuff to grow their following. Both sound like her to be fair.
Holly is 100% reading here and wishing we would give her a thread of her own! (Not gonna happen Hols!)
I know she's reading here because she's thirsty and living off your mom and dad ain't gonna give her that Niomi lifestyle and also she posted this random post on her stories a few weeks ago saying "be kind"... like duck off avocado grifter. Get a job and stop acting like a supreme being because you wake up at 5am to brush your body with a brush you're trying to sell.
I woke up at 5;24am yesterday because my kid was having intense dreams or something and had to be soothed because he was whimpering and making the saddest sounds, I didn't give myself a medal for it.
I woke up at 5;24am yesterday because my kid was having intense dreams or something and had to be soothed because he was whimpering and making the saddest sounds, I didn't give myself a medal for it.
We'll never make a Holly thread cause it'd be dead, but "duck off avocado grifter" would have to be its title if someone ever made one.
Niomi's introduced us to so many more "interesting" characters than her. Like, she's also bonkers but boring bonkers. Her personal brand of bland boring only becomes fun when paired with someone else's batshit bonkers.
Her mum had Niomi at 17 so... she is closer to her mum in age than daisy mae!
No full time influencer, it's extremely lucrative so she hasn't needed to put her law degree into practise. (Cough to hide a hollow laugh)
She has had a cook book out (thanks to pinterest recipes) a cheap skincare range with Boots(?) Prior to launching smart skin but really she's just lending her name and image to these little (lucrative) side gigs.
If most influencers were honest, their captions should mostly beI, too, woke up at 5 AM, but because I have a real job and have to commute. These people seriously need to stop with this “I’m so productive because I wake up early” when their productive time involves dry brushing and going for a walkView attachment 1492305
‘Benefits of not having a job and/or responsibilities’ aka i’m better than you peasants
The same way Niomi’s only talent is to make a kinda dreamy vacation look boring AF. One more thing in common between these two halfwits.Seems like Holly’s only talent is to make everything look unappetising
She can press these buttons as hard as she can, but they’re completely obsolete, none of them is working.
It took her 3 hours to do those simple things???I, too, woke up at 5 AM, but because I have a real job and have to commute. These people seriously need to stop with this “I’m so productive because I wake up early” when their productive time involves dry brushing and going for a walk
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